Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Manwithn0n0men

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It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that
 

LordofCringe7206

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One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.
We've seen how even the smallest, pettiest of shit inflates his already massive ego. Just look at how smug he has become over things like getting rehired at The Escapist or Gunn getting rehired by Disney.

Nothing really seems to take the wind out of Bob's sails when it comes to his personality. Things only fuel it to make it even worse than it already is.
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Oh God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as this in a long time. "Long hard road of difficult decisions." As if Bob would be standing there with a rifle on the Day of the Rope judging how many approaching goobergrapers he could headshot before he had to reload. His fellow urbanite Democrats would be a far greater threat to him (because of population density and interrupted supply lines causing most of the local food to run out,) than any of the Red State Mayonnaise Ghoul working classers that he so fears.
 

Jetpack Himmler

Grizzled Culture War Veteran
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In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.
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Bob's in no position to mock others for their appearance when he looks like the guy who lingers near playgrounds in a windowless van.
 

Someone in a Tree

It's the ripple, not the sea that is happening
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Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.
Given how he likes to sometimes dismissively call his critics “sport,” I’m deeply disappointed that the nickname The Great Fatsby never took hold.
 

Lensherr

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So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).
 

Positron

Subconsciously Suberogatory
True & Honest Fan
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How much of a spinless bitch Ollie is to allow this fucker to call the literal basis of his ideology "obsolete"?
> Tranny chaser
> Spine
Pick one.

And how is petite bourgeoisie a "defunct caste"? Anyone who owns the means of production, is not hired by an employer, and is not hiring anyone (or hiring only a small number of people) is a petit bourgeoise. This applies to almost all famous names on youtube. Bobby may call his capeshit reviews "esoteric digital work", but his relationship with the economic system follows the same pattern as a poet 200 years ago.

(Incidentally this is exactly why Bobby isn't working class under Marxist definitions: he owns the computer with which he makes his videos)

Philosophy Tube has some great quotes here that deserve to be in his own thread, if he has one. "I'm ALWAYS performing!" "Engels was a class traitor and legendary chad."
Engels was a legendary chad, and so was Marx. Marx was actually the bigger chad considering he had no money or status.
 
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Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).
I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.
Critics and the media in general want to believe that they can actually control what people like. This is the first major instance where they couldn’t after the success of captain marvel made it seem like they could
 

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