Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
kiwifarms.net
In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.
1570653654322.png

On a similar note, why do so many left wing, nerdy lolcows (Examples Bob, Mundane Matt, Tom Preston) look like Al from Toy Story 2?
 

Karl_der_Grosse

GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
kiwifarms.net
I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one? :story:


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
kiwifarms.net
I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one? :story:


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.
Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.
 

Doctor Placebo

kiwifarms.net
Too all you saying bob isn't an artist, how can you look at this and not weep?
View attachment 965057

We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
View attachment 965095
Ah how silly of me. I forgot that Bob has produced masterpieces that rival the great artists of our time, like my neighbors' six year old.

Considering that Bob gets a very steady stream of people across the political spectrum calling him a eugenicist and Nazi, you'd think he'd realize he needs to back off the pants-on-head psycho rants like this. This is the kind of thing people get called crazy and dangerous for saying about terrorist groups that actually kill people and he's saying it about people who have done nothing but talk and shitpost about a conspiracy theory on the internet. He can't stop though, because he lacks the capacity to learn, or control himself, or both. Keep powerleveling Bob. Never change.

KF sharing "abuse-pornography"? Where did he get that accusation from?
My guess is that he means revenge porn, which is technically true considering things like the Mumkey Jones sex tapes, although they would have been shared elsewhere if not here. Hell, mainstream journalists have shared similar things involving celebrities and profited off them. My guess is he's calling it "abuse-pornography" in an attempt to make it sound scarier.
 

Karl_der_Grosse

GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
kiwifarms.net
It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
 

Manwithn0n0men

kiwifarms.net
It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that
 

LordofCringe7206

kiwifarms.net
One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.
We've seen how even the smallest, pettiest of shit inflates his already massive ego. Just look at how smug he has become over things like getting rehired at The Escapist or Gunn getting rehired by Disney.

Nothing really seems to take the wind out of Bob's sails when it comes to his personality. Things only fuel it to make it even worse than it already is.
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
kiwifarms.net
We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
View attachment 965095
Oh God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as this in a long time. "Long hard road of difficult decisions." As if Bob would be standing there with a rifle on the Day of the Rope judging how many approaching goobergrapers he could headshot before he had to reload. His fellow urbanite Democrats would be a far greater threat to him (because of population density and interrupted supply lines causing most of the local food to run out,) than any of the Red State Mayonnaise Ghoul working classers that he so fears.
 

Jetpack Himmler

Grizzled Culture War Veteran
kiwifarms.net
In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.
1570653654322.png
Bob's in no position to mock others for their appearance when he looks like the guy who lingers near playgrounds in a windowless van.
 

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
LTC: LSZsFCLUreXAZ9oyc9JRUiRwbhkLCsFi4q
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino