Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one?
Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.
Ah how silly of me. I forgot that Bob has produced masterpieces that rival the great artists of our time, like my neighbors' six year old.
My guess is that he means revenge porn, which is technically true considering things like the Mumkey Jones sex tapes, although they would have been shared elsewhere if not here. Hell, mainstream journalists have shared similar things involving celebrities and profited off them. My guess is he's calling it "abuse-pornography" in an attempt to make it sound scarier.KF sharing "abuse-pornography"? Where did he get that accusation from?
Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing soIt's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
Bob had A video that went viral.....about an awful adam sandler movie. But thats not the standard. Does Bob's reviewing entertain people enough to make a living (yes)The girls who made "Two Girls One Cup" are entertainers too. And their filmography is more culturally significant than Bob's.
We've seen how even the smallest, pettiest of shit inflates his already massive ego. Just look at how smug he has become over things like getting rehired at The Escapist or Gunn getting rehired by Disney.One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.
Oh God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as this in a long time. "Long hard road of difficult decisions." As if Bob would be standing there with a rifle on the Day of the Rope judging how many approaching goobergrapers he could headshot before he had to reload. His fellow urbanite Democrats would be a far greater threat to him (because of population density and interrupted supply lines causing most of the local food to run out,) than any of the Red State Mayonnaise Ghoul working classers that he so fears.