Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

instythot

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Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob. :o
Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".
Jesus Christ. As a man who made " being on camera for some reason" his career, shouldn't Bob have a working knowledge of posing for a god damned camera?
 

Malagor the dank omen

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Jesus Christ. As a man who made " being on camera for some reason" his career, shouldn't Bob have a working knowledge of posing for a god damned camera?
When you're ugly on all angles, you have to do your best to be less ugly. But in this case Bob is in front of one of his sacred cows so i think all his effort was in not creaming his pants as they took the photo.
 

Feline Darkmage

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If the average leftist doesn't have enough brainpower to realize that maybe they are part of the problem, Bob is left out in the absolute dark about it.
He's a neolib though. He hates people to his left, just not as openly as he hates the right-wing variant of the Mayo ghoul.
 

Kyria the Great

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He's a neolib though. He hates people to his left, just not as openly as he hates the right-wing variant of the Mayo ghoul.
STOP, Bob isn't any at all. He is simply an idiot brute who has nothing simple brutality on his mind and believes that getting rid of people will bring his brighter tomorrow, despite doing nothing to contribute to that brighter tomorrow in any meaningful way.
 

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Bob criticises madame president. The reason why: she didn't go far enough with the "basket of deplorables" comment. Also everyone he doesn't 100% agree with is a Russian agent.
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Like, pretty much everything he "specialises" in Bob greatly overestimates his ability/ intellect/ insight on that thing. This is an example of one of Bob's *better* political takes, on a good day he's CNN with a fedora and other days he's a strange combination of a Neolibieral and a fascist.
 

Mola Ram

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STOP, Bob isn't any at all. He is simply an idiot brute who has nothing simple brutality on his mind and believes that getting rid of people will bring his brighter tomorrow, despite doing nothing to contribute to that brighter tomorrow in any meaningful way.
This always bears keeping in mind. Whatever my own political leanings, I try not to paint the left with a Bob-tinted brush, because Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in. Bob's most important political belief is that Bob Is Always Right and you're a Useless Obsolescent if you dare to disagree with him. (Unless you're a woke tastemaker he needs to kiss up to.)
 

Malagor the dank omen

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Bob greatly overestimates his ability/ intellect/ insight
More like he thinks everyone elses are on the gutter. But that's not the worts of him, since his greatest fuckup is to never learn from his mistakes. He will keep bashing his head against the wall until his head starts oozing what little brain matter he has through his ears.
Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in
At this point i doubt he believes in anything except himself. After all, he has shown time and time again that he's deeply ignorant about everything he claims to be versed in or to believe in.
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

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More like he thinks everyone elses are on the gutter. But that's not the worts of him, since his greatest fuckup is to never learn from his mistakes. He will keep bashing his head against the wall until his head starts oozing what little brain matter he has through his ears.

At this point i doubt he believes in anything except himself. After all, he has shown time and time again that he's deeply ignorant about everything he claims to be versed in or to believe in.
Well bob summed himself up quite well. In bob we trust after all
 

BR55

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This always bears keeping in mind. Whatever my own political leanings, I try not to paint the left with a Bob-tinted brush, because Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in. Bob's most important political belief is that Bob Is Always Right and you're a Useless Obsolescent if you dare to disagree with him. (Unless you're a woke tastemaker he needs to kiss up to.)
I have long concluded that Bob is a sociopath, psychopath and narcissist.
Oh and he probably has untreated autism or some shit like that on top of it all just to give everything that uniquely Bob flavor.
He latched on to Clintonite NeoLiberalism because what other ideology is there for an elitist, smug, simpering, classist, would be philosopher king with no love for anything other than superficial "progress" and self enrichment?
 

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