Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 42 8.3%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 10 2.0%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 36 7.1%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 47 9.3%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 195 38.5%
  • Movies

    Votes: 69 13.6%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 54 10.7%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 23 4.5%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 18 3.6%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 12 2.4%

  • Total voters
    506

Marissa Moira

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Yeah, a post-doomsday world with no societal safety nets is certainly preferable to a structurally sound world.

In all seriousness, how mentally unstable is Bob that he is so angry over petty shit to the point that he would rather be living in a post-apocalyptic environment?
Bob isn't angry over petty shit

Bob is angry at Bob and the petty shit is an attempt to cover that up.

He can't live up to his mental image of his ideal self.
 

Useless Idiot

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Yeah, a post-doomsday world with no societal safety nets is certainly preferable to a structurally sound world.

In all seriousness, how mentally unstable is Bob that he is so angry over petty shit to the point that he would rather be living in a post-apocalyptic environment?
Bob is a massive narcissist so he's the kind of person who assumes he'd be king in a postapocalyptic scenario. This is the guy who thinks he's a progressive ubermensch despite being a literal basement dweller whose job is making shitty youtube reviews of movies intended for 15 year olds. He's incapable of imagining a world where he's not at the top of the social hierarchy regardless of how low on the totem pole he actually is.

There's always some "FUCK YOU DAD" wish fulfillment in post apocalyptic movies where you think "Man, it would be cool to live without rules!" but Bob's one of the only people to actually take that kind of thing seriously once the movie ends.
 

Malagor the dank omen

Nuttier than 100 herds of goats
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Bob is a massive narcissist so he's the kind of person who assumes he'd be king in a postapocalyptic scenario
Bob is legit someone that in a post apocalyptic scenario would degenerate into a caveman before the stone age or latch to anyone midldly successful and get fed and protected in exchange for anything until he gets either butchered or kicked out.

And if it was the zombie apocalypse, i bet Bob would survive. Zombies would deem him junk food.
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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Bob is legit someone that in a post apocalyptic scenario would degenerate into a caveman before the stone age or latch to anyone midldly successful and get fed and protected in exchange for anything until he gets either butchered or kicked out.

And if it was the zombie apocalypse, i bet Bob would survive. Zombies would deem him junk food.
Remember in the Mad Max Road Warrior movie? The guy in the furry hat who did the announcing for Lord Humongous? The guy who spent all of his time being obsequious until the moment he got his fingers shaved off by the feral child's metal boomerang? Bob would totally be that guy in an apocalypse. He'd be the lickspittle trying to ingratiate himself with whatever Warlord was in charge, selling out anyone he could in exchange for a cake job in the Warlord's retinue.

Naw, who are we kidding? In an apocalypse, Bob would be THIS guy:

 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
True & Honest Fan
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Blob is the unholy spawn of a living personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect and this image.
That's right only people who Bob hates will be suffer in the superior future.
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Remember, Bob isn't a hateful, classist ideological bigot with fascist tendencies. He very much opposes such mindsets. Which is why Americans of intelligence who, value human decency and high intellect such as himself, will be elevated in the superior while the evil Americans of non-intelligence will be completely disenfranchised.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
True & Honest Fan
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Is Bob aware that you could trawl through pictures of any leftist demonstration and find dozens of examples of leftists, including him, who make the people above look like supermodels?

The answer's no, of course. Bob lacks the capacity for that sort of introspection.
That and about 99.9% of Bob's info on current events, Trump and Trump supporters come from other TDS lefties on Twitter. Bob is almost certainly never going to actually look at the flaws of the left and left-wingers because that would mean he would actually have to do some non-partisan research. Which makes this tweet of his even more ironic and hypocritical:
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LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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That and about 99.9% of Bob's info on current events, Trump and Trump supporters come from other TDS lefties on Twitter. Bob is almost certainly never going to actually look at the flaws of the left and left-wingers because that would mean he would actually have to do some non-partisan research. Which makes this tweet of his even more ironic and hypocritical:
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The Tulsi news is really getting under his skin.
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Sexy Peach Emoji

The sexiest fruit known to man
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The Tulsi news is really getting under his skin.
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Holy shit, that's some next level stuff, even for Bob. But once again, he fails to comprehend that we can play that game. His favorite politicans can be unfavorably compared to other politicians who like regime change and ruled as despotic authortarians.
Also, who has Tulsi asasinated, anyways? Are all military members to be compared to Lee Harvey Oswald?
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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He might as well tell her "Get back on the plantation nigger!" if he's being honest about how he feels.
I'm calling it now, if Bob gets any backlash for this shit, he'll just smugly declare that it's totes not-problematic because "Glinda was the GOOD witch!" followed by smug insults and more fart huffing.
 

Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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That and about 99.9% of Bob's info on current events, Trump and Trump supporters come from other TDS lefties on Twitter. Bob is almost certainly never going to actually look at the flaws of the left and left-wingers because that would mean he would actually have to do some non-partisan research. Which makes this tweet of his even more ironic and hypocritical:
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Says the manbaby trapped in his basement while hunched over on his phone spewing nonsense on Twitter 24/7.
 

TerminalTryHard

Use your fucking blinker
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I'm calling it now, if Bob gets any backlash for this shit, he'll just smugly declare that it's totes not-problematic because "Glinda was the GOOD witch!" followed by smug insults and more fart huffing.
I doubt he'll do that much work. He'll just write it off as Russian bots/trolls just pretending to care. Or delete it and claim people are misrepresenting what he said.