Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 96 8.4%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 14 1.2%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 59 5.2%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 68 6.0%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 552 48.5%
  • Movies

    Votes: 126 11.1%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 138 12.1%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 36 3.2%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 33 2.9%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 17 1.5%

  • Total voters
    1,139

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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"The people he speaks out against are what's wrong with this country and this world."

Someone should tell the Chippa that "mayonnaise ghoul" is code for "Jew."

It's not true, obviously, but boy wouldn't it be fun to force Bob to define just what that slur is supposed to mean?

You joke, but it takes one microsoft word edit to change working class to "Jews" and this shit becomes uncomfortable.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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You joke, but it takes one microsoft word edit to change working class to "Jews" and this shit becomes uncomfortable.

I'm only half-joking, really. Bob's rhetoric is disgusting, and his eye-rolling "whatevers" when someone points out that his euphemisms are easily swapped out with any ethnic slur you can imagine are pathetic. I'm sympathetic to his brother's reflexive defense of him, but you really don't have to go far to demonstrate what a hateful pustule Bob is.
 

Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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I'm only half-joking, really. Bob's rhetoric is disgusting, and his eye-rolling "whatevers" when someone points out that his euphemisms are easily swapped out with any ethnic slur you can imagine are pathetic. I'm sympathetic to his brother's reflexive defense of him, but you really don't have to go far to demonstrate what a hateful pustule Bob is.
If he weren’t fat, he’d fit right in with the Neo-Nazis.
 
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Haramburger

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"He ain't retarded; he's my brother!"
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Bobby needs to bust his ass less: no one asked for a 4-hour "review" of Batman vs Superman.

Even their fans smack of Eugenics:
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Little Brother Chris needs some help for his Patreon:
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There are loads of such e-begging tweets to wade through.

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Chris has a sentimental link to an obsolete video rental chain. Big Brother ought to teach him.

Chris Chipman may be an e-beggar, but he has done things:
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Here's Bobby in a loud mustard blazer:
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Iconic Moviebob pic; blazer with a holiday print T-shirt underneath, in the most offensive colors available contrasting against the subdued colors behind him. Also, I'm shocked that his mustache is the most carefully groomed and symmetrical thing on his face. his eyebrows don' t match, his hairline is uneven, even his neckbeard is only grey on one side. :story:
 

Sexy Peach Emoji

The sexiest fruit known to man
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But either could have an exploding meth lab. Or in bob's case probably smell as bad as a meth lab
Bob's below ground suite probably smells at least a little musty and stale from flood damage, mold, old beer/coke cans, and the fact that it's harder for him to keep himself clean because he's a bigger guy. He mentions that is opens out onto street level, so during the summer he can open the door and windows to circulate air, but it wont be much because the large windows and door will be on one side of the structure. During the winter, with the heat running, things will get worse. It probably doesn't reek, but it has an odor for sure.
 

Count groudon

Concentration camp counselor
True & Honest Fan
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Yoshi's Island says yes. They are literally delivered via stork to loving parents.

But it offends Bob because it makes his favorite cartoons non-canon, and that means no sassy redhead Toadstool, no mermaid Toads, no faceless Indiana Jones rip-offs...
To make things even more complicated, I’m pretty sure one of the sequels shows that Mario and Luigi’s parents were toads. Like they weren’t even adopted or anything, two little mushroom people somehow spawned two small chubby Italian men. Really looking for any sort of deep lore in a Mario game will give you a brain aneurysm, so I’m lead to believe Bob’s deteriorating mental state is probably a result of him digging too deep into the Mario series trying to find proof Mario is actually from Brooklyn like the autist he is and going mad from the sheer madness of it all.
 

Sissy Galvez

True & Honest Fan
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"He ain't retarded; he's my brother!"
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Bobby needs to bust his ass less: no one asked for a 4-hour "review" of Batman vs Superman.

Even their fans smack of Eugenics:
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Little Brother Chris needs some help for his Patreon:
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There are loads of such e-begging tweets to wade through.

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Chris has a sentimental link to an obsolete video rental chain. Big Brother ought to teach him.

Chris Chipman may be an e-beggar, but he has done things:
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Here's Bobby in a loud mustard blazer:
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Wow the absolute wrong take to make Chippa for the CONSOOMER. My entertainment doesn’t come from Blob’s content because it’s terrible, I laugh at his bad takes on politics, life, and media. He also doesn’t “bust his ass” because the production value of his videos is absolute shit as is the content.

No one’s life is better off with Blob around because he’s a misanthropic piece of shit. Internet leftists and centrists hate him because he makes the worst takes to antagonize people he disagrees with and he’s also a creepy misogynistic stalker who goes after women who don’t share his opinions.

edit: Bob “moviebob” Chipman is a prime example of what’s wrong with this country.
 
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WutangLee

Don't you got better things than reading this?
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To make things even more complicated, I’m pretty sure one of the sequels shows that Mario and Luigi’s parents were toads. Like they weren’t even adopted or anything, two little mushroom people somehow spawned two small chubby Italian men. Really looking for any sort of deep lore in a Mario game will give you a brain aneurysm, so I’m lead to believe Bob’s deteriorating mental state is probably a result of him digging too deep into the Mario series trying to find proof Mario is actually from Brooklyn like the autist he is and going mad from the sheer madness of it all.

He's overthinking a videogame because that game is his entire life.
 

Malagor the dank omen

Nuttier than 100 herds of goats
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He also doesn’t “bust his ass”
That's right. He doesn't bust his ass creating the enterteinment. He IS the entertainment. Anything splattered on his twitter feed is a million times more amusing than any video he could create and i bet that many of us would pay to have Bob in a controlled enviroment to see his behaviour and reactions to several stimuli out of pure curiosity and amusement.