Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Consooming Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

  • Order for the new server will be going in ASAP. Performance will be rocky until then (rip).

How will Bob spend the rest of the year?

  • Getting roasted by other lefties due to his genocidal insanity

  • Learning to code

  • Learning Mandarin Chinese

  • Poisoning himself with his cooking

  • Getting fired from The Escapist

  • Losing his legs to diabetes

  • Registering an account on Kiwi Farms

  • Your choice (Please describe in detail)


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DangerWank

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Gervais was spawned of obsolete working-class mayonnaise ghouls so he can never have true allegiance to the superior future. Plus he makes fun of trannies so is clearly alt-right
I come from the area in the west miss known as the Black Country. Common as fuck almost brummie accent even I know he ain’t posh. Then again I doubt blobert knows just how drastic regional accents change depending on location
 

Doctor Placebo

Israeli Autism Awareness
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Marissa Moira

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Found one of the Discovery Channel Future Shows from back in the day, Beyond 2000.

there's a few more shows but I'm still not finding all that much from the late 80's to early 90's(i'm curious if some of these could be considered lost media, usually I can at least find bumpers to stuff but those are not even turning up). There's still old PBS stuff I'm pretty sure he's watched and TLC stuff back when they were actually The Learning Channel.

But yeah Bob thinks he was special and a superior human because he watched educational programming instead of normal TV shows. This is like someone thinks he's a super genius because he watched Little Einsteins growing up.

Also do you think bob likes The Mandalorean even though all the "toxic fans" like RLM have given it positive reviews, or does he hate it because it shits all over his precious Reylo by stealing the spotlight?
 
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vern

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Oh Wow. Talk about roasting.
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That reminds me, Bobs none stop ranting against obsolete mayonnaise ghouls on how much better he is for making youtube videos ends up being a lot funnier when it turns out said obsoletes are able to make a more successful youtube channel then he will even achieve it his life time
For those not in the know there's this youtube channel that's been making the news for a bit now called the
Millennial Farmer that has managed to get a little over 400k subscribers in just under 4 years with most videos breaking 300k views (compare that to bob's almost 14 year old channel that at its peak was just under 146k and has been stagnate at 144k for months now and even on the escapists channel he's lucky if his videos reach 40k views)
 
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Sissy Galvez

True & Honest Fan
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>If you don't spend all your time mindlessly watching Media(TM), you live a pathetic empty life.

Lol.
Or defending massive corporations that control 85% of the content you “consoom”.
Oh Wow. Talk about roasting.
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Yikes, get Robert some burn cream because that’s 100% correct.

Anyone have the details on the Howard stern connection? I listen occasionally but never heard him mention Robert.
 

Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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That reminds me, Bobs none stop ranting against obsolete mayonnaise ghouls on how much better he is for making youtube videos ends up being a lot funnier when it turns out said obsoletes are able to make a more successful youtube channel then he will even achieve it his life time
For those not in the know there's this youtube channel that's been making the news for a bit now called the
Millennial Farmer that has managed to get a little over 400k subscribers in just under 4 years with most videos breaking 300k views (compare that to bob's almost 14 year old channel that at its peak was just under 146k and has been stagnate at 144k for months now and even on the escapists channel is lucky if his videos reach 40k views)
To add more insult to Bob.

This guy named hicock45 has been on YouTube since 2007 and has 4.65 million subscribers. And he does guns.
 

Sissy Galvez

True & Honest Fan
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To add more insult to Bob.

This guy named hicock45 has been on YouTube since 2007 and has 4.65 million subscribers. And he does guns.
You could make the argument the “pop culture criticism” and “video game/movie review” YouTube markets arr saturated and it’s hard for even well established content creators to grow their channels. There is only so much content people can watch. (Fuck I don’t watch any of this shit, I never watch YouTube or twitch streams because I have kids, a demanding job, travel, play video games...who the fuck has time to watch this shit or listen to podcasts?)

I don’t think that’s the case with Robert, though. His videos, from what I’ve seen here, are just god awful. The production value is terrible, his “characters” are unfunny, and his galaxy takes are horrible. He’s not good at creating content and his reviews are a joke. He’s reached the limit of idiots who consume garbage YouTube content.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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When it rains it pours. What's the over/under before Bob throws out the pop culture reference "Bitches leave"?
This obsolete asshole has the gall to, AGAIN, do the "Who are you?" defense.
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Chris knows how to defend a lady like Bob while Bob demeans actual ladies like the feminist he is. #ImWithHer
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While not relevant I checked in on supposed white guy Chris and got a blast from the past on the third tweet down: Dusty "I'm taking Nigger back" Smith
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I completely forgot about him I think cause I thought he died. Nice to see his take is almost on the same level as Bob's "Don't ask questions just trust the famous person because they're famous!". I'd bet they'd become fast friends and awesome to be stuck in a room with.
 

Doctor Placebo

Israeli Autism Awareness
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You could make the argument the “pop culture criticism” and “video game/movie review” YouTube markets arr saturated and it’s hard for even well established content creators to grow their channels. There is only so much content people can watch. (Fuck I don’t watch any of this shit, I never watch YouTube or twitch streams because I have kids, a demanding job, travel, play video games...who the fuck has time to watch this shit or listen to podcasts?)

I don’t think that’s the case with Robert, though. His videos, from what I’ve seen here, are just god awful. The production value is terrible, his “characters” are unfunny, and his galaxy takes are horrible. He’s not good at creating content and his reviews are a joke. He’s reached the limit of idiots who consume garbage YouTube content.
Robert was around long before the glut of geek culture/pop culture critic/entertainment reviewer youtubers and had his profile raised by big names and platforms plenty of times to stand out from the crowd. That's the only reason he's as big as he is. He's as small as he is because, as you said, his content is shit. If he'd started in 2017 after the algorithm changed he'd be one of those minor channels EFAP mocks occasionally run be weirdos with bad editing skills who have a few hundred subs, over half of whom watch them to laugh at them.

When it rains it pours. What's the over/under before Bob throws out the pop culture reference "Bitches leave"?
This obsolete asshole has the gall to, AGAIN, do the "Who are you?" defense.
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Chris knows how to defend a lady like Bob while Bob demeans actual ladies like the feminist he is. #ImWithHer
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While not relevant I checked in on supposed white guy Chris and got a blast from the past on the third tweet down: Dusty "I'm taking Nigger back" Smith
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I completely forgot about him I think cause I thought he died. Nice to see his take is almost on the same level as Bob's "Don't ask questions just trust the famous person because they're famous!". I'd bet they'd become fast friends and awesome to be stuck in a room with.
"So many angry white... mostly men" says the Bob white knight about altercations Bob is having with a pair of women. And a woman he followed recently told him to fuck off, and before that he was a-logging Aimee Terese. Aside from the one guy who trolled him and his brother into thinking they got him fired, all his biggest recent Twitter fights have been with women.

As exceptional as Robert is, his fans are actual short bus levels of exceptional. They seem to be incapable of comprehending the most obvious, straightforward facts about things that are happening right in front of their faces. These people must walk outside in shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt in the middle of a blizzard because they saw that the weather report said it would be sunny, not realizing the report they were watching was from the opposite side of the country.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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"So many angry white... mostly men" says the Bob white knight about altercations Bob is having with a pair of women. And a woman he followed recently told him to fuck off, and before that he was a-logging Aimee Terese. Aside from the one guy who trolled him and his brother into thinking they got him fired, all his biggest recent Twitter fights have been with women.
I give him half a year before he goes full A-log on Aimee. Lost amongst the flailing and sperging of the past few days was this where he let's Amiee know she cannot hide from his oily gaze because Bob can't stop, won't stop, and has help.

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And this Caucus Wrecker seems to have as much of a hate boner for Aimee as Bob does which is probably why Bob follows him.
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Aimee just needs to fulfill her womanly duties and bang these incels so they can lower their angry hornt levels to baseline. Why can't she see that THEY'RE the ones hurting?
 

Sumdood

Just some dude
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Also do you think bob likes The Mandalorean even though all the "toxic fans" like RLM have given it positive reviews, or does he hate it because it shits all over his precious Reylo by stealing the spotlight?
His stunning silence on the matter can only mean one thing: He likes it, probably, but is horrified because Star Wars people like it, and Star Wars people didn’t like The Last Jedi, but he liked The Last Jedi, and how could he like the same thing as someone who didn’t like The Last Jedi? Thus he must remain silent, forever stuffing rolls down his pudgy gob lest he accidentally slip and let the troglodytes have a victory.
 

Sissy Galvez

True & Honest Fan
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When it rains it pours. What's the over/under before Bob throws out the pop culture reference "Bitches leave"?
This obsolete asshole has the gall to, AGAIN, do the "Who are you?" defense.
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Chris knows how to defend a lady like Bob while Bob demeans actual ladies like the feminist he is. #ImWithHer
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While not relevant I checked in on supposed white guy Chris and got a blast from the past on the third tweet down: Dusty "I'm taking Nigger back" Smith
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I completely forgot about him I think cause I thought he died. Nice to see his take is almost on the same level as Bob's "Don't ask questions just trust the famous person because they're famous!". I'd bet they'd become fast friends and awesome to be stuck in a room with.
Keep attacking women you disagree with, Robert, you’re totally NOT a misogynist!

I wonder when he’ll realize the “who are you” schtick is really played out when Robert himself is a ducking nobody. If I didn’t read Kiwi Farms, I wouldn’t know who he is.
 

Maggots on a Train v2

new and improved account
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Bob is dumb. Part of home ownership is that you do a few small repairs every year, and you never wait until something is completely busted to fix it. This way, the costs are spread out, and you don't get boned by an emergency. Even those immaculate Victorian houses still need yearly repairs, every single one would go full Detroit by 2024 if people stopped working on them.
 

Doctor Placebo

Israeli Autism Awareness
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Bob is dumb. Part of home ownership is that you do a few small repairs every year, and you never wait until something is completely busted to fix it. This way, the costs are spread out, and you don't get boned by an emergency. Even those immaculate Victorian houses still need yearly repairs, every single one would go full Detroit by 2024 if people stopped working on them.
No, that's stupid. Properly evolved, intelligent people live in someone else's basement and let them take care of all the maintenance.

If Hillary had been elected everyone would have free robot housekeepers anyway, so it's the wasteland ghouls' fault again.