Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Consooming Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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How will Bob spend the rest of the year?

  • Getting roasted by other lefties due to his genocidal insanity

  • Learning to code

  • Learning Mandarin Chinese

  • Poisoning himself with his cooking

  • Getting fired from The Escapist

  • Losing his legs to diabetes

  • Registering an account on Kiwi Farms

  • Your choice (Please describe in detail)


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Positron

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WTF I have never expected Bobby to defend new age woo. How is Tarot and Palm-reading grounded in probability? How can a card reveal the probability of something totally unrelated, such as that of Bobby getting laid by white-knighting anything favored by women? The last I checked the Tarot deck doesn't have a "zero" card.

"Basic psychology"? More like Barnum psychology.


"The American Suburb is effectively a 'cosplay' of rural living for the middle class... they buy into structurally-unsound architecture because some cable network told them to".
This is pretty rich coming from a guy whose ideal form of living came from trashy Hollywood sci-fi.

Bob is dumb. Part of home ownership is that you do a few small repairs every year, and you never wait until something is completely busted to fix it. This way, the costs are spread out, and you don't get boned by an emergency. Even those immaculate Victorian houses still need yearly repairs, every single one would go full Detroit by 2024 if people stopped working on them.
Cough..cough... automation. Don't let Bobby know about self-repairing nanostructures.
 

Mola Ram

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Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Holy fuckballs. We've reached a point where Bob Chipman, techno-prophet of the Superior Future and Heir Apparent to the Ecumenopolis of Manhattanized New York State, is defending the merits of cartomancy and palmistry. This is it, my lads, this is it, this is the absolute fucking nadir of Bob's intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy. He takes a shot at Catholicism on the way. Hmm. What Catholic sacraments might be "grounded fundamentally in ... basic psychology"? Can't think of a fuckin' thing! Certainly not that sacrament where you and a priest sit together in a private booth while he listens to you unburden your sins and gives you penance. That doesn't bear a shred of resemblance to talk therapy. Not a jot or a tittle.

While I don't discount Bob's apparently depthless stupidity, I have to think at least some of this is because he wants to smash that New Age witchy broad.
 

Godzilla@1989

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Holy fuckballs. We've reached a point where Bob Chipman, techno-prophet of the Superior Future and Heir Apparent to the Ecumenopolis of Manhattanized New York State, is defending the merits of cartomancy and palmistry. This is it, my lads, this is it, this is the absolute fucking nadir of Bob's intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy. He takes a shot at Catholicism on the way. Hmm. What Catholic sacraments might be "grounded fundamentally in ... basic psychology"? Can't think of a fuckin' thing! Certainly not that sacrament where you and a priest sit together in a private booth while he listens to you unburden your sins and gives you penance. That doesn't bear a shred of resemblance to talk therapy. Not a jot or a tittle.

While I don't discount Bob's apparently depthless stupidity, I have to think at least some of this is because he wants to smash that New Age witchy broad.
I almost cringe my spine out from reading his takes on New Age.
 

Sissy Galvez

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Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Sadly Doyle is a fucking bipolar nut job who was pseudo cancelled. Her “new agey” bullshit is for weak minded fools who “need” to believe in something. People don’t have “religious instincts” unless they’re stupid and can’t focus on shit in front of their faces.
 

Doctor Placebo

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Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Dady Soyles thread not being as long as Bob's is how you know the dirtbag left is underrepresented here.
Fucking hell. This may be the most ridiculously over the top example of Bob's lack of any real principles and beliefs. Mr. Militant Atheist, Science and Reason, Thinkers vs. Believers, Fedora Tipper is defending fortunetelling by claiming it's scientific because he wants a crumb of pussy from some new age Wiccan chick.

And of course he remains a spergy black hole of sex appeal, even while trying to manipulatively appeal to a woman. Making posts that sound like you're a special needs Vulcan on top of being a neckbeard fedora tipper isn't going to wet any panties, Robert.
 

Bolo

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I almost cringe my spine out from reading his takes on New Age.
I would bet that wasn't Robert's take on "new age", but instead he is just regurgitating a line someone fed to him, or he read that on blogs "Mary Sue"-esque.

And he is simping like this because he is thristy for a re-tweet or a kind reply from someone, more so a woman from "his side".

Robert gets needy when he is getting dog-pilled over some of his stupid tweets, and today he was ragged on all day long over the Ricky Gervais shit, and now he is fishing sympathy over some basic bitch feminist by catering to her world view with some embarrassing gusto.

I would pay for someone to ask Robert if tarot is better Islam.
 

Pokemonquistador2

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Sadly Doyle is a fucking bipolar nut job who was pseudo cancelled. Her “new agey” bullshit is for weak minded fools who “need” to believe in something. People don’t have “religious instincts” unless they’re stupid and can’t focus on shit in front of their faces.
People do have instincts to seek out transcendent meaning in life, pursue philosophy, and (in some cases,) explore existing belief systems as a guide for ordering their lives. But that's not what Sexy Sady and her Wiccan Coven are up to. She pretty much admits that their activity boils down to "fuck you and your religion, Dad!" Which is something that Bob can wholly get behind considering that his Dad was probably a dirty, filthy Trump supporter.

Bob's assertion that Catholicism is more anti-science than tarot cards may be his smoothest-brained take yet. The Church preserved writings from antiquity, used geometry to build mighty Cathedrals, sponsored research universities, and many prominent scientists and philosophers (like Rene Descarte and Gregor Mendel) were Catholic and/or priests. Many Nobel Laureates were Catholic. Bob really should stop getting his historical and theological hot takes from episodes of Family Guy.
 

Truthboi

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Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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But I thought we only needed thinkers, and not believers for the Superior Future
 

Emperor Julian

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Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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His defence of woo aside and laughable ignorance of Catholics and Christianity in general aside, I'm trying to wrap my mind around the the second part about mytho-historic. I think he's trying to say that modern new age is based on older mythic universal cycles but he doesnt actually say what's being extrapolated. I've re-read that sentance out load twice now, and I have no idea what he's saying here.

It's not just that he's wrong here it's that he's saying nothing at all unless you guess.

EDIT-as a side note sady's statement damn her beliefs with faint praise, defining yourself by rejection is a weak faith indeed.
 
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Mr Snek

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I swear Bobs habit of using big words he doesn't understand to make himself sound smart is getting worse. This is incomprehensible. I've been following him for about 2 years now and I don't remember him posting stuff this bad when I started. Could the beetus be killing what few braincells he has left?
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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I swear Bobs habit of using big words he doesn't understand to make himself sound smart is getting worse. This is incomprehensible. I've been following him for about 2 years now and I don't remember him posting stuff this bad when I started. Could the beetus be killing what few braincells he has left?
I've wondered the same exact thing. It seems like he's gone more unhinged within the past year. What's weird is if you do a real deep dive through this thread, or even what he hasn't deleted on Twitter, he's been spewing this rhetoric for almost a decade. What's amped up things, I believe, is:

1. The election, and continuation despite all of the impeachment talk, of Trump

2. Twitter doubling the tweet character limit and making it easier to make essentially essays despite the limit.

The fun bit will be watching him as the election gears up and this Iran malarkey fleshing out. Will see if he tries to make himself a gentleman of the supremest type when he eventually snaps.



Someone already archived the "New Age is a more legitimate religion than religion" tweet but I didn't see it posted so now it is. Live this one down Bobbyboi, you thirsty weirdo.
 

REGENDarySumanai

Not So Bad Once You Try It, Right?
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My brain snapped in half after reading that tarot card reading and palm reading are scientific. That load of shit is so large that a bull would die from passing it. How delusional do you have to be to believe that? How delusional do you have to be to believe that the Catholic Church used pseudoscience?