Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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How will Bob spend the rest of the year?

  • Getting roasted by other lefties due to his genocidal insanity

  • Learning to code

  • Learning Mandarin Chinese

  • Poisoning himself with his cooking

  • Getting fired from The Escapist

  • Losing his legs to diabetes

  • Registering an account on Kiwi Farms

  • Your choice (Please describe in detail)


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LordofCringe7206

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Who the fuck really cares about these awards circle jerks though? I mean aside from it pissing off Film Robert. That's well worth the price of admission.
The ironic thing is that Bob used to agree with this. There was an old video he made on the Oscars where he essentially admitted that they aren't that important, that they aren't anything more than a Miss Congeniality award.

Now and days however he views it as a form of validation for films he mindlessly heaps meaningless praise on. He only wants them to award these films so he can gloat about it on Twitter.

When they don't go his way, he precedes to get ass hurt about it.
 

Doctor Placebo

Israeli Autism Awareness
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The ironic thing is that Bob used to agree with this. There was an old video he made on the Oscars where he essentially admitted that they aren't that important, that they aren't anything more than a Miss Congeniality award.

Now and days however he views it as a form of validation for films he mindlessly heaps meaningless praise on. He only wants them to award these films so he can gloat about it on Twitter.

When they don't go his way, he precedes to get ass hurt about it.
Robert flip flops on how important these award shows are depending on if what he likes wins or loses. You better believe that if Joker wins big he'll be talking about how the Oscars are worthless and obsolete anyway.
 

Sissy Galvez

True & Honest Fan
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Speaking of, I think a little reminder would be fun today.
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I'm surprised Bob hasn't taken those tweets down yet. Maybe it's because of the unironic praise he's gotten from posting this stuff.
Why does Mario’s “daughter” look like a tranny?

I’m so happy Joker got 11 nominations, imagine if it wins more than Black Panther. Cinema Robert will be apoplectic and it will be *chefs kiss*.

The overall nominations are good and it’s a massive slap in the face for the #oscarsowhite crowd :story:

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From the man who hasn’t seen his dick since he was a kid or been touched by a woman. Robert, you can’t make these jokes when you’re an obese, basement dwelling diabetic who is single and shards a house with family.

I bet good money Joel Brown has fucked unlike Robert. Joel probably gets laid regularly.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF

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Oh, I also love the irony of Bob whining that Joker got nominated to boost ratings when Black Panther was specifically nominated to boost ratings.
Nah, that makes perfect sense. Black Panther had, at least what interpreted as the correct politics and was meant to appeal to demographics Robert likes. Meanwhile, Joker has incorrect politics (according to Robert and the woke journos he parrots) and was meant to appeal to demographics Robert dispieses.
 

Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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Nah, that makes perfect sense. Black Panther had, at least what interpreted as the correct politics and was meant to appeal to demographics Robert likes. Meanwhile, Joker has incorrect politics (according to Robert and the woke journos he parrots) and was meant to appeal to demographics Robert dispieses.
Fair point, though Robert is incredibly ass hurt about Black Panther not getting as much Oscar recognition as Joker.
 

Bepis

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I would have thought from his political views that Kino Kenshiro would agree with the message in Joker about the importance of providing necessary care for the mentally ill but I guess this is what happens when you let your enemies define what you like and dislike. It is pretty funny seeing Cinema Carlos throw around incel as an insult, though, as if obese, middle-aged internet movie critics are in high demand. Bet the ladies love that Mario suit jacket.
 

REGENDarySumanai

Not So Bad Once You Try It, Right?
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I would have thought from his political views that Kino Kenshiro would agree with the message in Joker about the importance of providing necessary care for the mentally ill but I guess this is what happens when you let your enemies define what you like and dislike. It is pretty funny seeing Cinema Carlos throw around incel as an insult, though, as if obese, middle-aged internet movie critics are in high demand. Bet the ladies love that Mario suit jacket.
We're talking about a mentally ill man missing the point about a film that has a message about the state of the mentally ill. Bob really needs to get a life outside social media, as that would ever happen.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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I normally don’t pity hookers, but I do pity the ones that end up in Robert’s basement apartment and have to engage in Mario role play. There’s no reality in which Cinema Robert brings women to his lair that doesn’t involve money transfers.
You're assuming they ever leave that basement and aren't moldering in a crawlspace.