Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Consooming Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

  • Order for the new server will be going in ASAP. Performance will be rocky until then (rip).

How will Bob spend the rest of the year?

  • Getting roasted by other lefties due to his genocidal insanity

  • Learning to code

  • Learning Mandarin Chinese

  • Poisoning himself with his cooking

  • Getting fired from The Escapist

  • Losing his legs to diabetes

  • Registering an account on Kiwi Farms

  • Your choice (Please describe in detail)


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FunPosting101

Ebin posting only. No other posts allowed. :DDDD
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Go ahead Bob, tell the rest of us about how much better and smarter you are while you cosplay as mario while calling for the "removal" of the mayo ghouls. The only thing that keeps Bob from being scary to me is the sure knowledge that his absolutely repellent personality will keep him from any sort real political influence or power.
 
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REGENDarySumanai

Not So Bad Once You Try It, Right?
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Go ahead Bob, tell the rest of us about how much better and smarter you are while you cosplay as mario while calling for the "removal" of the mayo ghouls. The only thing that keeps Bob from being scary to me is the sure knowledge that his absolutely repellent personality will keep him from any sort real political influence or power.
The people he mocks are smarter than him. I wanna see Bob hold the house down while Chris and his daughter are on vacation.
 

Chan the Wizard

My Gemsona is autistic
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It might have something to do with Robert’s political beliefs having more in common with Bush-era republicans than any socialist candidate. Bob is a corporate shill and a brain dead consumer to the core. He doesn’t hold any real left wing beliefs and only says he does because he believes it makes him appear on the same level as an Ivy League professor. It’s a cheap, gold plating belief.
It’s funny that he keeps inserting himself into politics only to get kicked in the nuts by actual left wingers.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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Can't wait to see how he reacts to when Trump is inevitably let off because the Republican-majority Senate has to vote 2/3 in-favor for the charges to stick, which won't happen.
Honestly, I almost want the vote to be in favor of impeachment so that bob can realize that impeachment does not equal removal from office. That would be a much funnier sperg out imo
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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Honestly, I almost want the vote to be in favor of impeachment so that bob can realize that impeachment does not equal removal from office. That would be a much funnier sperg out imo
He's already been impeached by the House of Representatives.
Impeachment just decides whether or not the Senate should vote on if the president should face charges.
 

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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"Sigh... can't we get along... I guess my anger just makes me unlikeable... woe is me.."
Are there any Bobologists here that can help me understand these posts? What we have here are people telling Bob that his ideas have no value and he should fuck off. Now, I know that this Shaun guy is one of those social justice people and I assume that Carol is in the same neighborhood ideologically, but I don't understand why Bob is just capitulating to these people so quickly. Does he not have a backbone beneath all of that fat? If I was in that situation and I believed in what I was saying 100% then I would at least try to either make my case to these people or at the very least call them faggots and tell them to fuck off.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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Are there any Bobologists here that can help me understand these posts? What we have here are people telling Bob that his ideas have no value and he should fuck off. Now, I know that this Shaun guy is one of those social justice people and I assume that Carol is in the same neighborhood ideologically, but I don't understand why Bob is just capitulating to these people so quickly. Does he not have a backbone beneath all of that fat? If I was in that situation and I believed in what I was saying 100% then I would at least try to either make my case to these people or at the very least call them faggots and tell them to fuck off.
He has no spine when it comes to fitting in with the woke crowd.
 

Sissy Galvez

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He’s a spineless dweeb who insults conservatives and fly over people but cowers to his intellectually “superior” breadtube marxists on twatter.

Robert desperately wants to be one of the cool kids but they don’t want him because he clearly hates working class people and is a genocidal, vengeful moron. It’s like high school repeating itself where he was constantly bullied for being the giant fat, creepy kid.

If Robert had been able to play sports like football, his life would be entirely different now.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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He’s a spineless dweeb who insults conservatives and fly over people but cowers to his intellectually “superior” breadtube marxists on twatter.

Robert desperately wants to be one of the cool kids but they don’t want him because he clearly hates working class people and is a genocidal, vengeful moron. It’s like high school repeating itself where he was constantly bullied for being the giant fat, creepy kid.

If Robert had been able to play sports like football, his life would be entirely different now.
Scary thought: If Robert is this vicious as he is, imagine a CTE version of him from playing football.
 

Positron

What I say is incompatible with human dignity
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Isn't the author of (the New Guy) comic a tranny, or was the source I saw that from talking out their asses?
Yes he is a troon, and this is his thread. BTW the Ashleigh with the Scottish flag is Peter Coffin's busty Realdoll.

Question: Is Naomi Wu a troon? Not to say women can't be so shameless and blatant but "women" who flaunt their sexuality are more likely to be troons than not.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

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Yes he is a troon, and this is his thread. BTW the Ashleigh with the Scottish flag is Peter Coffin's busty Realdoll.

Question: Is Naomi Wu a troon? Not to say women can't be so shameless and blatant but "women" who flaunt their sexuality are more likely to be troons than not.
Yeah, everything about Naomi Wu's behavior just screams "TRANNY!" to me, but it's not as if it's impossible for actual bio women to have the same cluster B issues and insane SJW politics that trannies have.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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I'm rooting for Bob to hit 3000 before the year is out. And if Trump wins the election, it may happen.
We should get at least 5 pages when sonic comes out because he’s bound to try another “pixels” review for it. Then there’s super Mario x reality with the Super Nintendo World launch this summer. So there’s plenty of Bob content to come before the main event this November
 

Oh Long Johnson

Wuhan-chan ain't nothin' to fuck with
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htroonlover goes in on robert
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Yes Robert, people do think you're that dumb.
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Buh, buh HBald, if those people weren't obsolete, they'd move to NYC, Boston or California, and become tech startup kingpins or join the media.

It's also wonderful that Bob has a black friend family in Kentucky. He's practically a southern gentleman.

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Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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He’s a spineless dweeb who insults conservatives and fly over people but cowers to his intellectually “superior” breadtube marxists on twatter.

Robert desperately wants to be one of the cool kids but they don’t want him because he clearly hates working class people and is a genocidal, vengeful moron. It’s like high school repeating itself where he was constantly bullied for being the giant fat, creepy kid.

If Robert had been able to play sports like football, his life would be entirely different now.
Doesn't help Bob said misogynistic things about women for simply being Conservative/Right-leaning along with his constant dismissal that left-leaning people live in "Red" States because of how these states voted in elections that weren't in his favor.

Bob would probably wish that gay people would die if they were republican or wish for Saudi Arabia style of punishments.