Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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How will Bob spend the rest of the year?

  • Getting roasted by other lefties due to his genocidal insanity

  • Learning to code

  • Learning Mandarin Chinese

  • Poisoning himself with his cooking

  • Getting fired from The Escapist

  • Losing his legs to diabetes

  • Registering an account on Kiwi Farms

  • Your choice (Please describe in detail)


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Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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Are Bobby and Dobby acquainted? I don’t think I’ve encountered any posts of the two speaking to or about each other. Do we know which one is “above” the other?
They don't know about each other; if they did, it would be Dobby knowing Bobby, not the other way around. Bobby may suck up to (a lot of) people, but he publishes his own hot takes. Dobby is a follower, and will literally ask people what he should think of a certain topic.
 

Doctor Placebo

Israeli Autism Awareness
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So, this suggests that Bob didn't bother to Google "Hot Wheels Movie" before publishing his idea. Way to go, Bob.
Well Robert did try and pitch a live action Inspector Gadget idea that was exactly the same as the live action Inspector Gadget movie they already made...

They don't know about each other; if they did, it would be Dobby knowing Bobby, not the other way around. Bobby may suck up to (a lot of) people, but he publishes his own hot takes. Dobby is a follower, and will literally ask people what he should think of a certain topic.
I thought Dobson has reblogged stuff from Bob before.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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They don't know about each other; if they did, it would be Dobby knowing Bobby, not the other way around. Bobby may suck up to (a lot of) people, but he publishes his own hot takes. Dobby is a follower, and will literally ask people what he should think of a certain topic.
Shame. I love me a good cow crossover


Bob is clearly the top
That sounds more deadly than those stones from the Salem witch trial
 

Jarolleon

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Since I don't care to open up Blobbo's twitter feed to read the rest of this guy's ramblings, I'll just focus on the one part I can see. The reason much of the white working/middle class (nice to lump everyone together, that's not painting with an overly broad brush) doesn't care about Medicare for All isn't because of cruelty, it's because they've seen the debacle of Obamacare and said "okay, healthcare might be absurd in this country but I sure as hell don't want more of that." Has there ever been an instance of the government taking over any aspect of our day-to-day lives and making it more efficient and cheaper? I can't think of any.

Not to mention that a lot of people are familiar enough with basic economics to understand that "free healthcare" is most definitely not free. Someone's gotta pay for it, and it won't be the rich, they'll just offshore their money and keep it out of the socialists' hands. Nope, it'll overwhelmingly be the middle and working class footing the bill. Uncle Boiney's plan (or at least the latest thing he calls his plan) is to tax those who make over $29,000/year, which currently means just about everyone in this country with a full-time job. Since he's also calling for a $15 minimum wage, that would raise it from just about everyone who works a full-time job to literally everyone. And since taxes alone probably won't cover it all, that means running the deficit up even higher than it already is. And that's without even getting into the possibility of worsening care.
The super rich will always dodge taxes, so by raising the minimum wage you divert money from them to people who presumably will pay taxes. Clearly they'll just take salary cuts to pay the new wages rather than simply raise the price of everything...
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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Dobson definitely knows of Bob:
Since Dobson communicates only through replies, I don't think he's mentioned MovieBob since being banned from Twitter.
Dobson has indeed reblogged stuff from MovieBob, while Bob has no idea that Dobson exists. For those not familiar with Dobson, let's just say that he's everything you'd expect an unironic follower of fucking MovieBob to be: stupid, unprincipled, a complete failure in life, fatbald little die-alone, etc.
I never thought my opinion of Dobson could get any worse than it already was. I was wrong.
At least now I know how far gone you have to be to be a fan of Bob
 

Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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Dobson has indeed reblogged stuff from MovieBob, while Bob has no idea that Dobson exists. For those not familiar with Dobson, let's just say that he's everything you'd expect an unironic follower of fucking MovieBob to be: stupid, unprincipled, a complete failure in life, fatbald little die-alone, etc.
Dobson and Bob have one thing in common apart from being fat, unlikeable greaseballs virgins.

They have a particular fetish for certain kinds of women.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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Apparently Bob has access to his old Big Picture episodes and he’s been reuploading them on his YouTube channel.

Also, Bob’s channel has dipped in subscribers.
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According to Social Blade, Robert loses an average of 66 subscribers a day and has lost around 2K subs in the last 30 days. So not only has he failed to grow his channel over the last few years, he's now actively losing subs:
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LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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According to Social Blade, Robert loses an average of 66 subscribers a day and has lost around 2K subs in the last 30 days. So not only has he failed to grow his channel over the last few years, he's now actively losing subs:
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At least it’s finally happening at a somewhat accelerated rate. It’s a miracle he’s maintained his audience as long as he has
 

Koby_Fish

The advice of the GALACTICALLY STUPID
True & Honest Fan
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Are Bobby and Dobby acquainted? I don’t think I’ve encountered any posts of the two speaking to or about each other. Do we know which one is “above” the other?
Dobson sucks up to Moviebob, follows him, and often regurgitates Movieblob talking points.

Cinemablob, on the other hand, probably doesn't even know Dobson exists.

Edit: Dammit, ninja'd by @The Littlest Shitlord :P and @RSVP
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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What's the over/under on, assuming he does one, what Bob's Sonic review review will be like? My money is him questioning why are Sonic's arms blue.
It’s gonna begin with a discussion on why video game movies never work and why Hollywood should stop making them, but then make a comment about the Mario movie somewhere. Then he’ll give his usual shallow reasons for why the movie isn’t good, and possibly say that you know it wasn’t going to be good if paramount was willing to change sonic because that implies they never had any real vision for the project(insert Bob’s vocal parenthetical tangents) and some gaspy sounding dialog you have his review

bonus points if he compared video game movies to comic book movies in any form
 

REGENDarySumanai

Not So Bad Once You Try It, Right?
Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
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It’s gonna begin with a discussion on why video game movies never work and why Hollywood should stop making them, but then make a comment about the Mario movie somewhere. Then he’ll give his usual shallow reasons for why the movie isn’t good, and possibly say that you know it wasn’t going to be good if paramount was willing to change sonic because that implies they never had any real vision for the project(insert Bob’s vocal parenthetical tangents) and some gaspy sounding dialog you have his review

bonus points if he compared video game movies to comic book movies in any form
Especially Marvel movies, since he sucks them harder than a vacuum cleaner.
 

Water-T

Looking for non-cuck dick to fill my polluted womb
True & Honest Fan
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While I'm firmly in the camp of "that happened" or "and before she changed it that lady's name was Albert Einstein," I can totally see Bob slipping a hooker an extra fifty bucks so he can call her "Dagny."
"Hey, baby - if you make my Atlas Shrugged until my Fountainhead blows an Anthem, i'll throw in a free copy of 'Brick By Brick'"