Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will Bob get the coronavirus?

  • From his family

    Votes: 22 8.2%
  • McDonald's chicken nuggets

    Votes: 247 91.8%

  • Total voters
    269

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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"Sure Robert constantly dehumanizes everyone he doesn't like. Sure he constantly alludes to eugenics. Sure he's an angry, vindictive person. It was just a bad joke!!!". Do these people even read his tweets?
If you really want to get a eugenics program up and running, you could do a lot worse than sterilizing anyone who twists themselves into knots trying to defend and explain the thinking behind Bob's verbal diarrhea.
 

Therealhomor

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Chicken marinated in Mountain Dew...

*sigh*

That has to be a joke, right? Right?
You can actually make a pretty interesting marinade with soda if you do it right. I've had "Root Beer Chicken" before, and it actually tasted good. But it's still pretty goddamn absurd and white trashy, especially since he picked the most redneck soda humanly possible.

It shouldn't frustrate me so much how bad his diet still is when he's diabetic, but it does.
 

Absolutego

Burning in the Melting Pot
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You can actually make a pretty interesting marinade with soda if you do it right. I've had "Root Beer Chicken" before, and it actually tasted good. But it's still pretty goddamn absurd and white trashy, especially since he picked the most redneck soda humanly possible.

It shouldn't frustrate me so much how bad his diet still is when he's diabetic, but it does.
He always picks the most redneck foods possible, which is why I find his pretensions at coastal elitism so funny. This is the guy who thought touting his macaroni salad recipe was how he owned #Drumpf for liking steak well done.
 

Oh Long Johnson

Muh..muh..muh..muh..my corona
True & Honest Fan
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Scott Pilgrim ruined an entire generation of men and women. The hero is an unlikable, narcissistic millennial asswipe who is the very personification of the term "simp" and the love interest is a pretentious BPD cunt who's almost as uninteresting as she is toxic and they spend the whole movie fucking over each other and the actually likable characters around them but because it's so wacky and stylized everyone overlooks that.

I'm glad it got its ass kicked by "dads shooting machine guns: the movie"
Baz Luhrmann has made a career out of making hallow but pretty movies. Scott Pilgrim didn't have much to say for itself and it was as millennial as all fuck, but it was pretty to look at and had a couple laughs.

It is completely responsible for the rise of the dangerhair, though.
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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Robert's whiteknights in action:
"Sure Robert constantly dehumanizes everyone he doesn't like. Sure he constantly alludes to eugenics. Sure he's an angry, vindictive person. It was just a bad joke!!!". Do these people even read his tweets?
"Sure, Bob has said on multiple occasions that the Midwest is full of subhumans who deserve to die off, but he hates the same people I do, so it's OK!"
 

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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Baz Luhrmann has made a career out of making hallow but pretty movies. Scott Pilgrim didn't have much to say for itself and it was as millennial as all fuck, but it was pretty to look at and had a couple laughs.

It is completely responsible for the rise of the dangerhair, though.
Im gonna disagree on that Scott Pilgrim was the reason we got a rise of danger hairs, Id say the Divergent series have more roots in that than anything.
 

Therealhomor

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Y'know, some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat, unlucky genetics or some kind of fuckup they couldn't predict or control. Bob pisses me off because he's not any of those people, his type 2 diabetes has an extremely obvious and predictable cause. He overeats, he eats like crap and he doesn't exercise, and he hasn't made any meaningful lifestyle changes. He's only gotten fatter since he's gotten the diagnosis.

He talks all this shit, acts like he knows everything, pretends like he's smarter but he can't even take care of himself on a basic level.
 

Absolutego

Burning in the Melting Pot
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Baz Luhrmann has made a career out of making hallow but pretty movies. Scott Pilgrim didn't have much to say for itself and it was as millennial as all fuck, but it was pretty to look at and had a couple laughs.

It is completely responsible for the rise of the dangerhair, though.
Baz Luhrmann didn't make Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright did. Luhrmann's the one responsible for Romeo and Juliet: Miami Vice, Moulin Rouge, the Great Gatsby, etc.
And the movie pre-dates dangerhairs, though maybe it helped them go mainstream. People were using that term on places like tumblr during the Occupy days.
 

Doctor Placebo

Kiwi-Chan loves you, even if no one else does.
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Y'know, some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat, unlucky genetics or some kind of fuckup they couldn't predict or control. Bob pisses me off because he's not any of those people, his type 2 diabetes has an extremely obvious and predictable cause. He overeats, he eats like crap and he doesn't exercise, and he hasn't made any meaningful lifestyle changes. He's only gotten fatter since he's gotten the diagnosis.

He talks all this shit, acts like he knows everything, pretends like he's smarter but he can't even take care of himself on a basic level.
Worse, he thinks he deserves a magic technological cure for his self-inflicted diabetes because he somehow earned one by making shitty pop culture Youtube videos. He's vindictively, hatefully angry that he hasn't been given one yet and has been taking it out on scapegoats for years.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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Baz Luhrmann didn't make Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright did. Luhrmann's the one responsible for Romeo and Juliet: Miami Vice, Moulin Rouge, the Great Gatsby, etc.
And the movie pre-dates dangerhairs, though maybe it helped them go mainstream. People were using that term on places like tumblr during the Occupy days.
Miami Vice, both series and movie, were made by Michael Mann.
 
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Absolutego

Burning in the Melting Pot
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Miami Vice, both series and movie, were made by Michael Mann.
I was making fun of the Romeo and Juliet movie by describing it as the "Miami Vice" edition. It's a script-accurate movie of the play, set on a beach somewhere, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Luigi from the Mario movie running around with "Sword" and "Rapier" branded Desert Eagles, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and where it's strongly implied the Montagues and Capulets were coke cartels.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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I was making fun of the Romeo and Juliet movie by describing it as the "Miami Vice" edition. It's a script-accurate movie of the play, set on a beach somewhere, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Luigi from the Mario movie running around with "Sword" and "Rapier" branded Desert Eagles, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and where it's strongly implied the Montagues and Capulets were coke cartels.
Ah, so you were just pretending to be a moron, then. Good job!