Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 104 8.7%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 14 1.2%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 65 5.4%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 72 6.0%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 576 48.0%
  • Movies

    Votes: 128 10.7%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 152 12.7%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 38 3.2%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 33 2.8%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 18 1.5%

  • Total voters
    1,200

Mola Ram

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I'm probably the only person who reads that section as "You got what you signed up for; don't bitch because someone else cut a better deal."

There's a lot in this parable that's open to interpretation (as you might expect from a religious parable), but one thing that's undeniable is that this is an admonition against envy. Bob could not exist without envy. Resentment and spite are his bread and wine (or flaming hearts and human sacrifices; YMMV depending on your idiom).
 

Oh Long Johnson

Muh..muh..muh..muh..my corona
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There's a lot in this parable that's open to interpretation (as you might expect from a religious parable), but one thing that's undeniable is that this is an admonition against envy. Bob could not exist without envy. Resentment and spite are his bread and wine (or flaming hearts and human sacrifices; YMMV depending on your idiom).
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Tasty Tatty

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The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.
 

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.

An this is how I imagine the convo playing out:
God: So, what did you for others, Bobo?
Bob: Well, I yelled at people on Twitter and said how all Trump voters and Red State people deserve to be purge Nazi style. I also demanded that white people need to get dragged into the streets and shot, becuase I was bullied by some aholes in school. I also said how the MCU movies have more value than any true work of art from film to paintings, an I said how all vidya games should have stayed in the 90s an never evolved. Oh! I also made a video screaming on Adam Sandlers bad movie an it went viral.
God: .....You serious fat ass?
Bob: Oh yes, now where is my mansion and lesbian servant angels? I think by doing such grand work I should get least a two story sized mansion.
God: Uh-huh...Hey Peter, call up Lucy. Tell him to prepare his jumbo sized couldron, an don skip on the testical crusher.
 

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Spooky
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Robert's response to Boris Johnson getting diagnosed with Corona:
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https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1243507388025655297 (Archive)
 

Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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Bob: OBAMA WAS THE BEST PRES EVER!!

Everyone: So you like deportation and blowing up kids in Yemen?

Bob: yeah because those kids wouldn't be YouTube or movie stars so its cool.
It’s kinda damning that Bob and his ilk aren’t lining up for Biden since he relies solely on Obama nostalgia.

Robert's response to Boris Johnson getting diagnosed with Corona:
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https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1243507388025655297 (Archive)
Real classy Bob. He’s lucky so far to not get Corona despite having a weak immune system.
 

Lord of the Large Pants

Chicks dig giant robots.
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The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.
It's not that people are being judged by their value, quite the opposite. In an age where society was ACTUALLY highly patriarchal (etc), the Gospels say that everyone is equal in the eyes of God. But no matter how good a person you are, no matter how well you behave, human beings actually aren't capable of saving themselves, which is why there's a savior.

The thing is that Christianity applies this to EVERYONE EQUALLY. Everyone is infected. Everyone has the same problem and same solution. Wonderblob and co only apply it to straight white males, and then don't give them any path to redemption. Just slightly less damnation if you're sufficiently woke. PoCs and gays have no original sin to begin with due to their place on the progressive stack, so they're fine.
 

Calandrino

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It could also be about the Robert Downey Jr. movies. Although if we're honest about it, Doyle had a lot of that bullshit in his OG writing too.
Well, I know how RDJ-Holmes would kill three guys: with his bare hands, because super-intelligence makes you a ninja who can see the future.

I'd protest that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was not a stupid man by any means, but the guy did believe in fairies, he's not making my job easy.
 

The tired cat

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Well, I know how RDJ-Holmes would kill three guys: with his bare hands, because super-intelligence makes you a ninja who can see the future.

I'd protest that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was not a stupid man by any means, but the guy did believe in fairies, he's not making my job easy.

I mean, Sherlock Holmes was always pulp level writing. Actually, I always found it funny when it came to the BBC series, since all they did was modernize the existing books and thats it. Hell, least they bothered to come up with BS level explanations how he lived trough his death, Dagon knows Conan Doyle couldnt be arsed, though did wish the TV series had Moran make an apperance.
 
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Mola Ram

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I know we just recently discussed this, but I'm trying to do some research into why people like Bob confuse scientists with wizards. it just makes me curious to why people like him mix them together.

Because to people who don't understand science (or how things work in general), scientific research really does seem like magic.