Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 13 8.1%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 4 2.5%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 11 6.9%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 15 9.4%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 54 33.8%
  • Movies

    Votes: 18 11.3%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 20 12.5%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 12 7.5%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 8 5.0%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 5 3.1%

  • Total voters
    160

Doctor Placebo

Western education is sin.
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The looters and rioters are MAGA:

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I can't think of a greater example of doublethink than all the people who are constantly sharing both shit like the top Tweet and shit like the bottom Tweet at the same time.

"The riots are a vast Trumptard conspiracy!"
"The riots are so badass dude! Viva la revolucion!"

These people don't have an intellectually or emotionally honest cell in their bodies.
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Meriasek

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And also a virgin.
Nah, Harry got laid.
Bob, however, is moving towards official The 40-Year-Old-Virgin territory, except without any of the residual charme of Steve Carell or the friends that care enough to help him out of it.
And it's good. Some branches of the family tree need to end. His brother might only be marginally better than him, but meh, if his daughter is actually tarded it doesn't really matter.
 

King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Literally everything he tweets is embarrassing and/or extremely fucked up.

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Seconds later...

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We can add this to the pile of Things Bob Thinks Will Matter in More Than a Week, like that dumb She-Ra symbol that he claimed was going to become secret lesbian code.

Hell, if the Dems gerrymander AOC's district out of existence like they're supposedly planning, then nobody will remember her as a whole soon enough, let alone whatever dumbass thing she said today.
 

Super Hans

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We can add this to the pile of Things Bob Thinks Will Matter in More Than a Week, like that dumb She-Ra symbol that he claimed was going to become secret lesbian code.

Hell, if the Dems gerrymander AOC's district out of existence like they're supposedly planning, then nobody will remember her as a whole soon enough, let alone whatever dumbass thing she said today.
It has to be remembered that the only reason AOC got elected was because her predecessor was extremely lazy in campaigning because he won a double digit amount of terms straight. As soon as she stops being a useful idiot she'll get Cynthia McKinney'd by the DNC.
 

Super Hans

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Does twatter include retweets in a user's tweet count? Because after ten years on that shithole, ~224k of them is fucking preposterous, even for Bob. That's almost 70 a day, every day. How does he find the time to make his shitty videos, cook his shitty chicken, or jerk off to Peach cosplayers in his shitty Mario costume?
 

Chan the Wizard

My Gemsona is autistic
True & Honest Fan
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Does twatter include retweets in a user's tweet count? Because after ten years on that shithole, ~224k of them is fucking preposterous, even for Bob. That's almost 70 a day, every day. How does he find the time to make his shitty videos, cook his shitty chicken, or jerk off to Peach cosplayers in his shitty Mario costume?
It does count retweets.
 

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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