Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 19 9.4%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 4 2.0%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 16 7.9%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 23 11.4%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 64 31.7%
  • Movies

    Votes: 26 12.9%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 23 11.4%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 14 6.9%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 8 4.0%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 5 2.5%

  • Total voters
    202

Bolo

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Robert loves the troons, and more so Eleanor here because they respond and give attention to him.

I don't think Robert has any genuine love or admiration for the trans folk other than the mandatory support if you want to be in the right sid of history kinda of deal, that Robert has translated for his personal creed of "superior future". But the troons do some good to his ego, because like I said, they respond.

The fatass does his earnest to "yas queen" any popular woman on his "circle of peers" as he likes to put it, but they don't even leave a like to him. And thats because genuine pussy don't need fucken Moviebob for a internet boot lick, they got tons of other "better" people to do that. So he is always on the side lines. This is also the reasons on why he workships Naomi Wu, she said something nice to him once.

But the troons, the troons don't have the same "genuine pussy" privilege, and that goes double for the absolute nutjobs like Eleanor, who does nothing but talk about being trans, and she does have one of worst cases of twitter addiction i've ever seen. So it's a win win for both of them, each feeding on their crippiling need for attention.

And about Grace Jones, I don't know nor care about what Arnold or Milius said about her, and she was pretty badass in the movie, but the compliment of injuring stuntmans and outfighting them makes no sense. For one, they didn't fight for real, it was just pretend, you can't best someone in a choreography, which was pretty tame. Fucking Power Rangers has more daring stunt fights than Conan the Destroyer.

And two, if she really did injure Stuntmans, then she was shit at her job, the best stunts is when the stunt man doesn't get a scratch. So what's the point Robert? You still at age that you think if you drop some movie trivia, she is gonna drop the panties?
 

Doctor Placebo

Western education is sin.
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Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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Christopher Nolan has 18 writing and directing credits, most of them for highly successful and well regarded works. Even before Batman Begins he was the guy who made Memento, which while not the massive commercial blockbuster of his Batman movies, was very highly regarded and influenced a lot of other works. After the Batman movies, he made a big cultural and film industry impact again repeatedly with the likes of Interstellar, Inception, and Dunkirk, which won him a plethora of awards. But to Robert he'll always be the Batman guy because he can't be fucked to remember anything that's not capeshit. Your childishness is showing Robert.

Also, by you're own admission you're a massive asshole, and you haven't accomplished a millionth of what Christopher Nolan has to justify it. And at least he's being an asshole in the name of creation: to complete his films on time and close to his budget. You're an asshole for dopamine hits on Twitter.
 

Jet Fuel Johnny

Full Metal Sperg
True & Honest Fan
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Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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THIS just shows that this fat faggot has NEVER had an actual fucking job.

What Nolan is saying here is what every goddamn employer says. From Wal-Mart to Amazon Warehouses to Starbucks to the US Fucking Army, they all say it.

"If you are sitting, you're not working" for any job that isn't some shit-smelling pajeet troon or curry-eating pajeet coding spaghetti for Google has been a long standing thing.

I so want this fat fucker to have to get a real job and hear "No, your fat ass can't sit at a chair while you run this register, you lard filled human trashbag."
 

John Andrews Stan

Superior futurist
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Does Bob feel anything but anger? I feel like I said this and maybe other people said this, but I'm seriously wondering if he just feels anger, hell do we even know he still genuinely feels anger? Or maybe it's just the beetus?
Come on, of course Bob feels more than anger! He also feels entitlement, shame, jealousy, profound regret, deep fear, and seething hatred.

What’s clear is that Creepy Uncle Bob has never been happy, content, or even a mix of serene and stressed. He’s always been soaking in discontent. Normally I’d feel bad for someone trapped in such a doom loop. But Bob is such an asshole, so creepy, and so full of loathing (for women especially) that it’s hard not to regard him as deserving of every miserable moment. If he wants to feel better, he should start cultivating some empathy for others, perhaps by volunteering to help those who have it even worse than he does. But that would eat into his “me time” on Twitter.
 

Jarolleon

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To be fair, Bob never said that the weapons are illegal. He mocked the guy for what he deems as not knowing how hold or AIM the gun. The second part I find infuriatingly hilarious, which that is an interesting feeling, as it implies that Bob would've preferred the guy to have been shouldering the gun and aiming down the sites which you cannot do as that's legit, legally defined, threatening. Part of me believes Bob knows this and his gross, reptile brain was just yearning for a reason for these boomers to get attacked, most likely because they are successful homeowners and he is fat and alone.
An important detail that has come to light is that the "protesters" weren't just walking on a sidewalk next to this ritzy estate. They entered through a gate that had a sign that said "Private Street - Access Limited to Residents". They were all trespassing willfully. When the homeowners refused to back down one of the protesters can be heard saying "Come on let's go. You've got your money shot let's go." while trying to usher everyone out. Bob and his retard rebels have grown suspiciously quiet as the footage that wasn't clipped was released.
They could have held the guns pointing down like in this clip, but that probably only works when you've got numbers and confidence.
 

Doctor Placebo

Western education is sin.
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They could have held the guns pointing down like in this clip, but that probably only works when you've got numbers and confidence.
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Yeah, they were face to face with a mob of hundreds of people, and it was just the two of them. The guy practiced good trigger discipline, but there was clearly the need to bring an immediate threat to the mob members right away to get them to back down. Pointing the gun at the ground would've just been more likely to get some of the idiots to possibly think they could rush the two and might get lucky before they could bring up their guns and start firing. Can you imagine if that had happened? They would've gotten off maybe one shot each and then been torn apart. Someone who's running can close a twenty yard gap extremely quickly.

And that mob was already committing criminal trespass on private property. They broke into a gate and passed a sign telling them it was private property. I don't know what the law is regarding that in that blue state shithole, but it's exactly why things like the Castle Doctrine were made. You don't have the right to invade someone else's personal residence with hundreds of your buddies while they pray you don't burn down their house or beat them to bloody pulps, or both, especially when similar large mobs to yours have been doing that shit all across the coutnry. Fuck all of those people and fuck anyone who defends them. That couple had every reason to be scared for their lives. All they did was get the mob to go the fuck away, which they weren't doing until the guns came out.
 

John Andrews Stan

Superior futurist
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Creepy Uncle Bob reporting for duty! Tweeting a teenage girl’s TikTok to pwn Trump? Sick.

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Does ANYBODY think Bob actually gives a shit about trans rights? Chris might, because he seems way more empathetic than Bob (and is probably worried his kids will be trans). But Bob definitely isn’t losing sleep over trannies.

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Bob Chipman, self-important internet critic and aspiring humorist, is unfunny and still refuses to (or can’t) proof his work. The sloppiness is a sign of just how brilliant Bob thinks he is and how urgently he thinks the world needs his brilliance.

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Well put, Bob

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Rowling’s ideas literally functioned to the extent they made millions of readers happy and lined her coffers with hundreds of millions of dollars. The bitterness, ouch.

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The thing about the Chipman Train compared to other cows, is that it never brakes, derails, or runs out of track.
I’ve actually been contemplating that lately. Bob’s output is so predictable. Just the same embittered rage, misogyny, and sexual TMI expressed in poorly written, grammatically incorrect screeds. This thread will live as long as Bob’s fat-encased heart does.
 

Jarolleon

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Yeah, they were face to face with a mob of hundreds of people, and it was just the two of them. The guy practiced good trigger discipline, but there was clearly the need to bring an immediate threat to the mob members right away to get them to back down. Pointing the gun at the ground would've just been more likely to get some of the idiots to possibly think they could rush the two and might get lucky before they could bring up their guns and start firing. Can you imagine if that had happened? They would've gotten off maybe one shot each and then been torn apart. Someone who's running can close a twenty yard gap extremely quickly.

And that mob was already committing criminal trespass on private property. They broke into a gate and passed a sign telling them it was private property. I don't know what the law is regarding that in that blue state shithole, but it's exactly why things like the Castle Doctrine were made. You don't have the right to invade someone else's personal residence with hundreds of your buddies while they pray you don't burn down their house or beat them to bloody pulps, or both, especially when similar large mobs to yours have been doing that shit all across the coutnry. Fuck all of those people and fuck anyone who defends them. That couple had every reason to be scared for their lives. All they did was get the mob to go the fuck away, which they weren't doing until the guns came out.
Imagine how wild it would be if they actually broke in and looted a mansion of that size live on camera? If it could happen to people that rich, it could happen to anyone! The elites might actually be scared at that point.

Would Bob be torn between his natural elitism and love of far-left causes when choosing whether or not to gloat about it? Or maybe he'll see the pre-20th century decorating style and dismiss them as living fossils, the wrong kind of rich. Everyone knows that real elites love glass palaces, pretentious abstract art and Iron Man gadgets social engineering projects, and live like modern-day monks.
 

Doctor Placebo

Western education is sin.
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Imagine how wild it would be if they actually broke in and looted a mansion of that size live on camera? If it could happen to people that rich, it could happen to anyone! The elites might actually be scared.

Would Bob be torn between his natural elitism and love of far-left causes when choosing whether or not to gloat about it? Or maybe he'll see the pre-20th century decorating style and dismiss them as living fossils, the wrong kind of rich. Everyone knows that real elites love glass palaces, pretentious abstract art and Iron Man gadgets social engineering projects.
Robert doesn't love rich people. He loves corporations and famous leftie politicians and entertainers, along with any experts in various fields who don't stray from the party line. It's an important distinction. These people weren't famous before this. If their mansion got broke into and looted, he'd gloat about how it's an awesome part of the revolution that's proper comeuppance against the rich white frat boy who probably owned it.

He values celebs because they're more real people to him than Joe Blow or Winston Ivy League, because he sees them play characters in movies he likes on TV. Just like how he felt like Mario was his real friend. In fact, I believe that he's made various Tweets comparing actors to some heroic character they played when they make a political statement he likes. In his mind, they are those people, at least on an emotional level.

Robert's cultish consoomerism cannot be overstated. Remember, he's expressed distress over McDonald's and Nintendo's headquarters getting destroyed but celebrated things like the statue of Theodore Roosevelt getting torn down. If they replaced that Roosevelt statue with some golden arches, or a Disney logo, he'd almost certainly justify it. I'm not even using hyperbole when I say that.

He's like the physical manifestation of the current corporate wokeness insanity. This is a guy who supports communist revolution but wants the world to look like a parody ancap dystopia where all our public monuments are corporate mascots and we pray to Marvel superheroes. They're the "new mythology" after all, and he's been quite explicit recently about wanting the old one destroyed and replaced.
 

LordofCringe7206

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Rowling’s ideas literally functioned to the extent they made millions of readers happy and lined her coffers with hundreds of millions of dollars. The bitterness, ouch.

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It's amazing how fast the Harry Potter cult turned on the franchise itself. It goes to show that all the rapid devotion and worship we've seen over the past two decades is all bullshit. From "the best books of all time!" to "they aren't well written" all because the author said she doesn't believe in troons.