Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 22 9.5%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 4 1.7%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 20 8.6%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 25 10.8%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 75 32.3%
  • Movies

    Votes: 31 13.4%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 25 10.8%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 15 6.5%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 9 3.9%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 6 2.6%

  • Total voters
    232

Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake

It's screamin' good.
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The only fucking thing Blobbo will ever even remotely apply himself to become an expert in is bar trivia. This is the kind of man to whom learning and knowledge means nothing if you can't shit it out all over a dingy shithole pub to impress people who won't even be arsed to remember his name the next day.

Such an attitude towards education and learning is just infuriating.
 

Flexo

Drunk posting normal. Beware sober posting.
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It's amazing how fast the Harry Potter cult turned on the franchise itself. It goes to show that all the rapid devotion and worship we've seen over the past two decades is all bullshit. From "the best books of all time!" to "they aren't well written" all because the author said she doesn't believe in troons.
Maybe they'll finally read another book.
 

Meriasek

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The only fucking thing Blobbo will ever even remotely apply himself to become an expert in is bar trivia. This is the kind of man to whom learning and knowledge means nothing if you can't shit it out all over a dingy shithole pub to impress people who won't even be arsed to remember his name the next day.

Such an attitude towards education and learning is just infuriating.
Oh, they know his name. Everyone around him does. He's like Baldrick in that he probably thought for a long time his real first name was "Fuck off".
"I'm Bob" -"Yeah, we know, fuck off Bob."
 

twattycake

True & Honest Fan
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It's amazing how fast the Harry Potter cult turned on the franchise itself. It goes to show that all the rapid devotion and worship we've seen over the past two decades is all bullshit. From "the best books of all time!" to "they aren't well written" all because the author said she doesn't believe in troons.
Maybe they'll finally read another book.
Nah, they're unpersoning Rowling and "critically rereading" the books (aka reading them like they would have anyways, just with more Twitter virtue signalling) now. You're also being really optimistic if you think they could wrap their heads around something like "Dune" or "American Gods".

Nobody tell them that keeping public interest on Rowling is also keeping her relevant-from what I can tell the spinoff movies get lousy reviews but still bring in a small fortune because her name is attached.
 

Pol Pots Pooter

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Because quality control is non-existant on the internet.
Blob's an interesting case. About a decade ago he did make decent and informative videos about comics, games, and film. Even though they were more in the "informed amateur" category and not very deep, they were at least good at piquing interest and getting people to look at more authoritative sources for more than surface-level analysis. Then the Anita, Mark Waid/Dan Slott, and Disney brain worms got to him and he went to shit, and since 2016 has been barely afloat on orange man bad.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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It’s a good thing I recommended we should put stupid in the tread title.
I don't know if the title has a character limit, because if it doesn't I'd have put "willfully stupid" instead. He's crowing about how, according to the experts, Trump is going to get creamed in November, while forgetting that four years ago, the same "experts" were 99% sure we'd be saying "Madame President" by now.
 

Flexo

Drunk posting normal. Beware sober posting.
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Hold on here... late game revelation about the gun toting couple...
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Can you smell that, Bob? I'm rubbing your nose in it.
I think it's very important to demonstrate something to Bob here.

But it seems... I was wrong.
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Note, Bob, how an adult admits this and bothers to correct themselves. This is what being a superior robot is all about.

Now we'll REALLY find out if Bob reads the thread because you know he's going to have a really hard time avoiding the gloat over this.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

True & Honest Fan
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The only fucking thing Blobbo will ever even remotely apply himself to become an expert in is bar trivia. This is the kind of man to whom learning and knowledge means nothing if you can't shit it out all over a dingy shithole pub to impress people who won't even be arsed to remember his name the next day.

Such an attitude towards education and learning is just infuriating.
And now the barstool know-it-all is without a barstool, due to COVID-19. Truly a tragedy. All he can do know is cry about it on Twitter alongside his fellow SocJus fanatic trivia loser Arthur Chu.
 

John Andrews Stan

Superior futurist
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Knowing next to nothing about Carl Reiner (after all, he didn’t have beach ball implants), Bob tweets some generic platitudes and calls it a tribute. This is just embarrassing.

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Bob, aspiring SJW, has a hard-on for Louis Farrakhan’s biggest fan. Funny how quickly his supposed morality is thrown to the wayside once a pair of tits enters the equation. Lifelong virginity has devastating consequences.

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Speaking of which: Imagine thinking YouTube and its female CEO hate women. Creepy Uncle Bob is so desperate for female attention he’s signal boosting this lunacy.

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Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Hmm... if only there was a word to describe that... something that starts with an "E".... It's on the tip of my processor....
Alright, zoologically-inclined kiwis, this isn't the first time Bobbo's made this "if animals do something weird then SOMETHING'S WRONG" claim. Is there anything to back this up, or is he doing some typical environmental doomposting?
Let’s forget that the virus came to America via Seattle, a city that matters to Bob.
Let's also not forget that we banned travel from the EU first (it might have just been Italy, can't remember). We also banned travel from China back when the Dems were calling Trump racist for doing so. It's been pretty amusing seeing all the doublethink throughout the pandemic. It would be more amusing if there weren't actual damage from all the bullshit that's come about as a result, but eh. I'll just drink some more.
 

Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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Let's also not forget that we banned travel from the EU first (it might have just been Italy, can't remember). We also banned travel from China back when the Dems were calling Trump racist for doing so. It's been pretty amusing seeing all the doublethink throughout the pandemic. It would be more amusing if there weren't actual damage from all the bullshit that's come about as a result, but eh. I'll just drink some more.
Let’s also forget that the democrat governors are the ones fucking it up for everyone during the pandemic (Sisolak, Newsrom, Cumo, and that cunt from Michigan).
 

Squeezit Henderson

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Bob, movie expert that he is, surely knows that John Milius wasn't involved in any way with Conan the Destroyer. John Milius was busy directing the rabidly anti-communist movie Red Dawn.

Good job, movie critic.
Not to mention the fact that those are pretend fights for a movie, so if Grace Jones was injuring more people than anyone else, that means SHE WAS THE BIGGEST FUCK-UP. God damn, Bob, how are you this stupid?