Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 19 9.4%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 4 2.0%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 17 8.4%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 23 11.3%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 64 31.5%
  • Movies

    Votes: 26 12.8%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 23 11.3%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 14 6.9%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 8 3.9%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 5 2.5%

  • Total voters
    203

LordofCringe7206

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If Bob ever interacts in a friendly manner with anyone remotely on the right, I guarantee you it's some Never Trump specimen. Remember, Bob has decreed any support of Trump is per se racist and bigoted.
Yeah. Bob screams on a daily basis about how dangerous right-wingers are and how anyone on the left who associates with them is stupid. Just three months ago he made a comparison that people who interact with right-wingers are as stupid as Timothy Treadwell from Grizzly Man.

So by Bob's own logic, he's a moron. What a shock.
 

Strange Wilderness

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Blob's an interesting case. About a decade ago he did make decent and informative videos about comics, games, and film. Even though they were more in the "informed amateur" category and not very deep, they were at least good at piquing interest and getting people to look at more authoritative sources for more than surface-level analysis. Then the Anita, Mark Waid/Dan Slott, and Disney brain worms got to him and he went to shit, and since 2016 has been barely afloat on orange man bad.
Hes a relic of old YouTube that has somehow survived into the modern age. Hes the equivalent of a Coelacanth or Tuatara. When Bob first debuted YouTube was a wasteland of poorly shot videos broken up into ten minute parts that were trash at best. Him being able to compress his rants into one video allowed him to gain an audience when the angry reviewer trend was in full force. Once other channels with more informative, intellectual content started to pop up and other channels had better production values it was inevitable Bob would begin to slide into irrelevance.

Yeah. Bob screams on a daily basis about how dangerous right-wingers are and how anyone on the left who associates with them is stupid. Just three months ago he made a comparison that people who interact with right-wingers are as stupid as Timothy Treadwell from Grizzly Man.

So by Bob's own logic, he's a moron. What a shock.
What you expect someone like Bob to actually remember one of his drunken, hate fueled rants from three months ago? The man probably doesn't even remember what he had for breakfast today, who he was raging at, or which woman he creeped on today.
 

Positron

Bovid-19. Codename: White Yak
True & Honest Fan
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What a shameless rat. Can't you just pawn off your genius elite brother (or his Amibros)?
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If only Chris lived in a Skinner Box. Press the right button and money came out!
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Bobby has stepped on some LGBT tails with his She-Ra review. As expected, Bobby is obsequious as fuck when he is confronted by his gayers and betters.
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I wonder how Bobby incomprehensible spiel "really cleared thing up" for that screeching queer.

The only way to make Bobby apologize is to place him at the bottom of the progressive stack...
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... all the more amazing given this queer has so few followers:
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Capshit. No idea.
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Tactics, targets.
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"Shut down the mines for oxygen",
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Meanwhile, his maker waifu was paddy-wagoned for soliciting.
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John Andrews Stan

Superior futurist
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You know, it takes a lot of chutzpah to beg for money at the same time so many truly needy people are suffering. At the very least, share with us why things are bad and how you’re hustling to help yourself. Instead, Chris posts lots of pictures of all the craft beers he’s drinking on his boat and expects others to divert funds from legitimate charitable causes to him.

What a grotesque family.

P.S. If things are that bad, sell your new PlayStation, Chris. Ain’t gonna happen, but it should.
 

Doctor Placebo

Western education is sin.
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Bob, aspiring SJW, has a hard-on for Louis Farrakhan’s biggest fan. Funny how quickly his supposed morality is thrown to the wayside once a pair of tits enters the equation. Lifelong virginity has devastating consequences.

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The funniest thing about this is she was presumably referencing antisemitism, since that's what makes Farrakhan so problematic. So essentially this Tweet reads like:

Jameela Jamil: "I'm going to try and steer clear of the Jew hate from now on."
Robert: "Don't do that you righteous and crazy rabble rouser! Kick down those ant hills!"
 

John Andrews Stan

Superior futurist
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The funniest thing about this is she was presumably referencing antisemitism, since that's what makes Farrakhan so problematic. So essentially this Tweet reads like:

Jameela Jamil: "I'm going to try and steer clear of the Jew hate from now on."
Robert: "Don't do that you righteous and crazy rabble rouser! Kick down those ant hills!"
Robert hates everyone who has more than he does, so I can easily imagine him believing TEH J00z are the reason he’s a failure. It’s lulzy how much Bob has in common with the alt-right boogeymen in his brain.
 

Meriasek

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Bob's "right-leaning friends" are those who voted for Biden and not Elizabeth Warren, and those who would rather work the wasteland ghouls to death in labour camps instead of just gassing them.
He considers every single Republican to be a bigot, so his "right-wing friends" can't be on that side.
And it's not like he actually has ANY friends, so whatever. No point in thinking about it too much. It's all lies and virtue signalling.
 

Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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Bob's "right-leaning friends" are those who voted for Biden and not Elizabeth Warren, and those who would rather work the wasteland ghouls to death in labour camps instead of just gassing them.
He considers every single Republican to be a bigot, so his "right-wing friends" can't be on that side.
And it's not like he actually has ANY friends, so whatever. No point in thinking about it too much. It's all lies and virtue signalling.
Why would anyone want to be friends with a fat, delusional, bigoted, oafishly retarded, and immature moron in the first place?