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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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  1. That's what happens when you have a 38 inch waist in the Superior Future but a 48 inch waist in the Unevolved Present.

    So is it just me, or is making the event of some famous person's death an excuse to post a picture of the time you met them incredibly fucking tacky?
     
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  2. It was probably at a con of some sort. Romero constantly showed up to those. He was a pretty cool dude and he dealt with lots of spergy fans.

    Especially when you humblebrag about it by pointing out he was really tall by pointing out a picture of you being almost as tall as he is next to you (even though he was nowhere near as fat as Bob Chimpman).
     
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  3. Not just you, I found it rather petty too. Especially since this was clearly taken from some time before he became Jaundice Man.

    Yeah, looking at it, I could see it being a con.

    Why would you want Bob to taint that for everyone else?
     
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  4. Bots. The answer is probably bots.
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  5. Apparently if Bob said it a few days ago, it doesn't count anymore.

    ???
     
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  6. So Bob's tweeting about Game of Thrones in his own autistic, out-of-context way:
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    "I still don't know what an Ed Sheeran is." That's...kinda sad once you think about it.

    Also, from his favorite show:
     
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  7. The scary thing is ... who's doing image searches for half-naked black ladies posing with jungle cats?
     
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  8. Speaking of Photoshop, somebody could easily take Bob from that picture and put him over a picture of a cheeseburger
    PROTIP MOVIEBOB: Perhaps you shouldn't post pictures of yourself making dumb faces that can be easily exploitable for Photoshop.

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    I'm sure someone with better expertise at Photoshop can do better than I did, but I think I did alright here.
     
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  9. To be fair, who among us hasn't had that exact same expression in that exact same situation?
     
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  10. If it's bad, I'll laugh at people bending over backwards to defend it. If it's good, I'll laugh at people bending over backwards to make it all about smashing the patriarchy. Win-win.
     
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  11. Yes this should apply to many facets of pop culture.

    For whatever reason these spergs keep trying to recapture the Angry Reviewer character hype from the pre-2010 era Internet. Yes, we know you hate this thing but you can't stop talking about it. Show us on the doll where the :autism: touched you.
     
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  12. Channel Awesome was a mistake.
    So was the Escapist.
     
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  13. The best days of the internet were when The AVGN and the Nostalgia critic were the only two doing it and they had the power of 90s nostalgia on their side.

    I miss gametrailers. Those video game retrospectives they did were so awesome.
     
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  14. I always love when people do that "Wow look how unplugged in I am, I don't even know the difference between MyBook and FaceSpace! what's an Ed Sheeran lol!"

    Like I don't know any of the dude's music either but all it's saying "I'm above knowing this cultural thing, and I definitely can't be bothered wasting my time to find out about it. I'm too important to know and I need you all to know how I'm too important to know."

    Like, that's nothing anyone reading Bob's feed doesn't already know.
     
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  15. Well, a four second Google search is beyond most cows.

    Next you'll be expecting them to read past the click bait title of an article.
     
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  16. The Escapist, Screwattack, Public Access Station: "Knock the political a-logging off or else we're firing you."
    Bob: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "I don't know why I was fired, nothing I could do, dood."
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  17. I've decided that Bob's largest organ isn't his stomach or his swollen head, but his gall bladder, because holy shit does it take a lot of gall to pretend that losing a couple of writing gigs is anything remotely close to getting fucked over by a corrupt or incompetent union.
     
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  18. I love this so much, since the Escapist straight up told him to knock it off and he refused to listen. It wasn't a "dubious reason" especially since he attracted the attention of the frigging FCC. It was entirely his fault, and yet the Escapist are to blame for firing him?

    It amazes me how Bob never learned a lesson from that experience.
     
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  19. Bugged job mechanics.
     
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  20. :lol: Bob ever working some manual labor or government job that would ever even have him coming in contact with unions
     
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