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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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  1. Has Bob ever gave his thoughts on Red Dawn (mainly the original since the invading Communists forces included Cubans)?
     
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  2. Add "Racist," and "Sexist" to that list as well. Are there racists and sexists? Yes. Are there Nazis? Yes. And by some magical fluke of nature, everybody who disagrees with these fucks falls into one of these camps so their arguments can be dismissed. Now ain't that convenient for our dear movieblobbob
     
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  3. Doing a movie to set up a reboot to show "we're totally going to make better movies this time" instead of just doing better movies sounds like a really dumb idea. This is a good showing of Bob not understanding source material too. There was no Crisis reference besides maybe Flash giving Bruce a message from the future but that was nothing like the time in Crisis and Flash has done that stuff before. Also "the CW-verse" is not a literal thing, those shows are connected but they don't all literally exist in the same world.

    Has Bob degraded to where he's regurgitating bad ideas from clickbait sites? You know, the ones that have no clue what they're talking about but think throwing around the names of other things makes them creative/come off as knowledgeable.
     
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  4. "Suspicion often creates what it suspects." -C.S. Lewis

    Keep calling the Right Nazis, Bob and eventually they'll don jackboots to kick you in the nuts.
     
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  5. What a lot of these tards sperging about the right being Nazis don't realize is that the Nazis actually leaned left on most issues, especially when it came to the economy (Hitler nationalized most industries and created a lot of public goods). It's only in their rejection of egalitarianism and embrace of nationalism that they differ from modern liberals TBH, and where the two groups' point of contention comes from.

    And once again, Bob continues to ironically hold his enemies to a higher standard. When Antifa or BLM were rioting and destroying entire cities and college campus, it was all crickets. But a bunch of white people peacefully express racial solidarity, and he busts a fucking gasket.
     
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  6. "Proper defense" = Well, Bob might lose his job again.
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  7. He's so delusional he thinks white knighting a giant corporation like Google is sticking up for the little guy.
     
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  8. No, it's worse. He believes Google IS the little guy.
     
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  9. What the fuck timeline am I in right now where the bleeding heart liberals are the ones defending the rights and privileges of megacorporations?
     
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  10. Remember Bob's not actually a liberal. He's a corporatist technocrat.
     
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  11. Personally I like to think the reason is those corporations agreeing with their viewpoints and things like "Muh representation!" even though it's clear they still only care about profits. Maybe also things like how the US government can't "no platform" people but a corporation like Google or Facebook totally can. They can even do that while working with the government/political parities but because they aren't the government, they don't have the same restrictions. That's why it's become more common for the more nutty liberals to become corporatists.

    Lensherr is right about Bob in particular though.
     
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  12. It seems like they've all taken Bob's infamous "no bad tactics" quote to heart. I'm sure it's been pointed out before, but it's cognitive dissonance on steroids.
     
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  13. So glad I made this a long time ago-well, Yahtzee made it, I just screencapped it.

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  14. I honestly cannot remember it's just the clostest frame of referance for bobs exceptional beliefs
     
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  15. Plato was a smart guy. He probably recognized and could tell other people "this is purely theoritical". That's why Plato is viewed as a philosophy genius and Bob is known as a moronic cunt.
     
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  16. An army of armed Texans? They'd take over the state in less than a day.
     
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  17. But it's always a surprise to him when Muslims do it.
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    Might happen sooner than we think.
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  18. Republic is "theoretical" not so much in the sense of "let's just do a thought experiment" as "it'd be great if this happens and this is what we should be strive for". In other words, Plato/Socrates was more idealistic/utopian, and was no more "theoretical" than Karl Marx.

    And Philosopher Kings are supposed to be keen in mind and body, not basement-dwelling blobs gorging on junk food and Marvel movies.
     
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  19. Weren't the Philosopher Kings also supposed to be dirty poor so that they wouldn't be tempted to get cushy with their job?
     
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  20. If properly trained, they should not succumb to the temptation of money, status, or sex anyway.
    If properly trained.
     
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