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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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  1. IF
     
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  2. How did that work out for the jedi?
     
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  3. Bob Chipman, the one liberal who thinks "once a crook, always a crook" when it comes to convicted PoCs.
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    Truly, Gandhi would be shocked by his method of simple living.
     
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  4. Somehow I don't recognize any Criterion Edition on those heaps of DVDs. Lover of arts and culture everyone!
     
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  5. I knew Bob's obsession with Mario was bad but I didn't think it was this severe.

    Now I kinda feel bad for him.
     
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  6. I noticed at least one Eclipse compilation in there, but I have a hunch it's a comp of Japanese monster/gangster movies instead of the early years of Bergman or Ozu. In fairness, that's probably what'd I'd get too, but I'm also not claiming superiority over others off of taste.
     
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  7. Bob's mind is probably 'Why spend money on Criterion when you can spend it on Nintendo instead?'
     
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  8. I mean he wrote a book about his religious adoration for a really old Mario title. I think his view on what is culturally significant is somewhat biased and skewed.
     
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  9. This is how the enlightened elites live. Truly remarkable.

    Look at how these fucking losers in obsolete flyover country live:

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  10. Well there is only so many ways to say "he never grew up", and I think we have exhausted most of them.
     
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  11. Does anybody have a larger copy of this to snoop on? I predict it is entirely action movies and children's media, and nothing older than Blob himself.
     
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  12. I really hope Chris Evans is the type of guy who acts woke because he's hiding really shady shit.
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    Again, Bob's really the last person who should judge others for their looks. (ZikaBabyComparison.jpg)
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  13. You didn't have diabetes.

    Remember when you didn't have diabetes?

    That was weird, huh?
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    How do you still come off as an asshole when you're shit-talking white supremacists?
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    I'm not sure why he wrote the second-to-last teet if even he knows it's bullshit.
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    And also, it isn't Bob without shitting on vidya for no real reason.
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    BONUS: You sure it isn't because maybe most companies are starting to realize that console-exclusive games are total horseshit?
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  14. I'll say this for Bob: he has a genuine talent for revealing himself to be an infuriating, pluperfect asshole in just a few words. That "hush up jailbird" thing is a perfect example. Dinesh D'Souza in no way deserved what happened to him; he was a textbook example of a political target under Obama's Justice Department in general and Preet Bharara's grandstanding in particular. What he did -- when prosecuted at all -- is almost always resolved via a fine, yet for some reason (I'm sure the anti-Hillary documentary had nothing at all to do with it) the prosecution wanted his ass in a sling.

    You may not like Dinesh D'Souza, but he was a political target, not a criminal. But ... no bad tactics, amirite?
     
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  15. His collection is shit. It looks like some try hard fake nerd needed a set piece for something...Like that photo.
     
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  16. James Woods doesn't need to be in movies anymore. He's already had a long and prolific career. Unlike Blob.
     
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  17. Now I know why Bob's book was so terrible. He doesn't appear to actually own any.
     
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  18. Didn't he just make this same tweet like a month ago? Is this going to be a recurring thing where he tries to shit on James Woods and ignore his already long movie/TV career?
     
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