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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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  1. For some reason he’s comparing them to the rednecks from House of 1000 Corpses (because they live in a spooky house I guess?) so at least the latter half is definitely the case.
     
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  2. Charity work is below Bob. Just one more reason why Bob is an unlikable cunt.
     
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  3. If you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you are not among the elites and is therefore obsolete.
     
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  4. He's really just a fat annoying asshole and we should restrain our inner A-Logs but it's not always easy. I can think of reasons when I try. For instance, however much you hate this idiot, he still has to wake up covered in hundreds of pounds of fat and be the living avatar of the beetus. Whatever he does that annoys you, he still has to be Bob Chipman, and that is really worse than anything you can wish on him.

    But I completely sympathize and can't really criticize as I A-Log the fuck out of this asshole from time to time.

    If you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, it's probably because you're fat!

    Somewhat OT, but there's a comic series called Crossed by Garth Ennis (best known for Preacher but also worked on Judge Dredd and Punisher and Hellblazer). It isn't technically zombies, but involves an apocalyptic infection scenario. The victims don't die, but instead develop a facial rash in the shape of an inverted cross and completely lose every inhibition that humans normally have that keeps us from our evil impulses.

    So they retain their memories and skills but simply start doing the most evil things they can imagine. So a nuclear technician would pull the control rods out and deliberately melt down the reactor. An airline pilot would crash his plane into the nearest building.

    It takes Ennis's already edgy tendencies up to 11. I'm not sure I would recommend it, although it is sometimes compelling reading. Let's just reduce it to one sentence, though. One of the best villains is a guy named Horsecock, because he likes beating people to death with a severed horse cock while yelling "Horsecock!"
     
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  5. Well you are totally right in this field again, in fact when I get pissed off at Bob Chipman, when I wish him ill, all I need to do is to remember this picture to remind me of who I am getting pissed at and realize he is already getting punished by some divine entity or himself....

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  6. NOT ANOTHER DIME.
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    tfw whoever runs the Wendy's twitter account is better at analyzing movies than Bob is.
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    This rebuttal's lazy even by his standards.
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    I mean, how else am I supposed to interpret the line: "But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then…"
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  7. That would Imply you actually read comics, dumbass.

    He have never picked the IDW, if not he would have been sperging about the transformers comics portraying LGBT relationships much better
     
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  8. Maybe IDW canceled it because no one wants a military comic written by a blogger.
     
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  9. The fact that Bobby didn't pick up G.I. Joe when it was written by a liberal speaks volumes about the wisdom of imagining SJWs to be a viable market.
     
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  10. That and maybe a jingoistic light hearted romps target audience won't appreciate half hearted sjw speeches when could be watching someone (possibly a woman) punch cobra commander?

    Also how fucking stupid are these people to badmouth their former employees online? They do know potential employers browse your profile right?
     
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  11. Bob updated his Patreon:
    https://www.patreon.com/posts/message-to-15758040
    >"Quality"
    >Can't spell "means"

    :story:
     
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  12. I am totally OK with anything that makes Bob lose his Patreon bucks. It's the closest he'll ever come to feeling like some blue collar worker who got screwed put of their job.

    :story:
    Eat shit, Blob.
     
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  13. That's what cracks me up about Bob and his ilk, their slow realization that you can't make the customer buy your product.

    Even though they love to bleat, "speech has consequences" it's such a shock to them that consequences happened to them.
     
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  14. You say that but then you have people in the industry like Axel Alonso who after getting fired from his position as Marvel's editor in chief went full "FUCKING WHITE MAN STOLE MY JOB! REEEEEEE!" for a while (no idea if he stopped). The comic industry right now can be....comical.

    I doubt Bob was reading anything from IDW but I'd chuckle if we found out he was buying the MLP comics.
     
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  15. Hilarious to watch their views on taxes change when the practical reality of it hits them. (I mean pateron's fees is as perfect a metaphor as could be invented) I half want to tweet bob, "maybe you've made enough money."
     
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  16. There isn't enough :story: in the world
     
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  17. Hey Bob, basic math time. 2.9% + .35 of 1 dollar is not "double the amount". Let's just round it off, 3% of a dollar is 3 cents, meaning that a $1 donation will cost the donor $1.38. WOW! 38 cents more!

    Let's crank it up to the $5 donation that gets you a mention or a thank you most of the time. 3% of that 5 dollars is 15 cents, so it's a total cost of $5.50. Now let's do 10 dollars, total cost is 10.65. At what point does the service charge equal a whole, extra dollar? 22 dollars, at which point the service charge is a bank-breaking $1.01.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. So much money! Let me clean out my fucking couch cushions, I'll get the change for your goddamn service charge. It's cheaper then paying for my fucking sales tax of 8%!

    Basically, anyone whining about how this service charge is "so much money" and it's "unfair to the patrons!" is a stupid fucking cunt.
     
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  18. True, but imagine how much of a stupid fucking cunt you'd have to be to give Bob Chipman any money in the first place.
     
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  19. Yet your dictator fantasies are okay?
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