Isn't that just an oversized vending machine? What's going on here?
No it's an oversized vending machine that's culturally appropriating a mexican word with its name so it's so much worse! REEEE REEEE
Isn't that just an oversized vending machine? What's going on here?
This.
Anywhere I've lived where the main way to shop within walking distance is these little stores (and where I have generally shopped at at least one or two of them every single day) is a pretty rough area and all of the owners are armed, sometimes heavily armed. You do not fuck with these guys.
A glorified vending machine, especially one full of all kinds of electronics, is not going to last a night. They're not only going to bust it open and steal everything in it, they're going to rip it down for parts and steal those, too, then wreck the rest because fuck these things.
Also there's just always going to be a market for somewhere you can walk in drunk at 3 in the morning and get a hot sandwich. Some shitty vending machine isn't going to replace that.
This isn't quite as bad as Juicero in terms of pure stupidity, but portraying it as anything original or innovative is bullshit. It's a fucking vending machine. Big deal.
The stupid part is these tone-deaf idiots literally advertised it as destroying jobs. It's not like the twitter loons invented that.
Japan's actually serve a niche when you remember just how dense their urban centers are. This is just tone deaf, poorly thought out faggotry.What makes this different from Japan's multitude of vending machines? Or any vending machine? How is this supposedly innovative?
Edit:It supposedly has cameras that watch what you take and automatically charge you. There's obviously no way that could possibly be circumvented.
Japan's actually serve a niche when you remember just how dense their urban centers are. This is just tone deaf, poorly thought out faggotry.
What makes this different from Japan's multitude of vending machines? Or any vending machine? How is this supposedly innovative?
Edit:It supposedly has cameras that watch what you take and automatically charge you. There's obviously no way that could possibly be circumvented.
Apparently the idea is for them to be installed in places like gyms, dorms, or upperclass apartment highrises. Which at least slightly lowers the chance of them being looted, it still doesn't explain how it's anymore innovative than a standard vending machine.I grew up in one of those "lower" neighborhoods. The kind with a lot of bodegas. And all of our outdoor vending machines were taken out or put indoors eventually. The last few had to be chained up to prevent them from being stolen or broken into. You couldn't just have them sitting outside. Even the gumball machines were taken in. Even the can bank was vandalized so much for change and soda cans that they had to rip it out. People were afraid to go near it because they didn't want to be robbed. So much for recycling and getting a little change back for your efforts.
I guarantee that putting these automated stores in certain bodega rich neighborhoods is going to be a disaster. Forget the cameras. They'll go at night with baseball bats and bandannas over their faces. Some will be bold enough to do it in the daytime. The bodegas themselves get knocked over all the time. There are places where the 7-11 employees are scared to death. So Mohammad and Jose's little neighborhood shops aren't doing much better in that department. You're just removing the possibility of them being murdered. If the automated stores have cigarettes and alcohol that ups the risk exponentially. Although given that they might not be able to prevent kids from buying that stuff as easily as a manned store that may not be an issue.
Then you've got the homeless. They may sit outside of the store and beg people. They may try to break into it too. The fact that it's not manned would be attractive because no one can call the cops. never mind the cameras and alarm. Just having it unmanned makes people see it as an easy target.
If this happens I'm looking forward to the first reports of one being completely vandalized and the locals being terrified of going near it. Then it gets shut down and that's the end of it. You'd need a guard 24/7 which defeats the purpose of it being unmanned. You can't even have unsupervised self checkouts in most stores. Because people will "accidentally" forget to scan items.
This might work in some fancy neighborhood with very low crime. But in areas that have a lot of bodegas you're just asking for it to become a robbery target that will eventually scare off customers. If they can't break the glass and get inside they'll skulk around and wait for someone to come there to shop and just rob them. No different than the ATMs really.
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Eve Turow Paul , CONTRIBUTOR
I write about Millennials and food culture. Many in this young generation battle a creeping sense of nugatory existence by connecting over a meal—whether it’s by cooking for family, dining out with friends, or chatting with others online about gluten-free recipes.
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Welcome Eatsa screen. (Photo by Eve Turow Paul)
“I think I invested in the wrong restaurant model,” a friend said to me last year. “I chose a business that’s all about community, and now everyone just wants delivery. Heck, there’s a new robot restaurant in San Francisco.” The robot restaurant in reference is called Eatsa. Founded by software and brand gurus Scott Drummond and Tim Young, with the support of ex-Google and ex-Climate exec, David Friedberg, Eatsa boasts four California locations, with a Washington D.C. storefront soon to come.
Eatsa is a highly-automated fast-food chain. Travis Jones, head of Eatsa culinary operations, has hinted that each location only requires three cooks (not robots...yet) who, behind closed doors, compile made-to-order, vegetarian quinoa bowls. Out in the open, one or two tablet-clutching “red shirts”—think: Apple Geniuses—float among customers to answer questions. Eatsa has swapped servers, cashiers, and busboys for computer kiosks, LED-lit cubbies, and bright screens. This allows the chain to produce food quickly (each order usually takes 90 seconds to three minutes to fill) and cheaply, with meals beginning at just $6.95.
As a Millennial consultant (and a Millennial myself) I spend a great deal of time talking to companies about the importance of community. Youth are lonelier than ever before and often attempt to facilitate connection whenever and wherever we can. Sometimes, we do with this great success (see: Meetup.com, veganism and Crossfit). Other times, we usurp our own goals with technology. As MIT professor Sherry Turkle writes:
“We are tempted to think that our little ‘sips’ of online connection add up to a big gulp of real conversation. But they don’t. E-mail, Twitter, Facebook, all of these have their places — in politics, commerce, romance and friendship. But no matter how valuable, they do not substitute for conversation.”
Columnist Stephen Marche puts it another way:
“Yet within this world of instant and absolute communication, unbounded by limits of time or space, we suffer from unprecedented alienation. We have never been more detached from one another, or lonelier. In a world consumed by ever more novel modes of socializing, we have less and less actual society.”
Numerous studies now show the links between technology and increasing rates of loneliness, depression, and anxiety. Many in this young generation battle a creeping sense of nugatory existence by connecting over a meal—whether it’s by cooking for family, dining out with friends, or chatting with others online about gluten-free recipes. My research clearly shows these human-facing moments and deeper instances of interaction help soothe this digitally-connected generation. We learn about chefs by reading memoirs or watching Top Chef, meet our farmers through CSAs and farm markets, and obsess over craft, artisanal beers all in an effort to involve ourselves in something real. Eatsa, it seemed to me and my friend, is the antithesis. What does it mean in terms of emotional connection if we all start grabbing our meals out of glorified vending machines instead of from another person’s hands? Is Eatsa the next example of technology disrupting human connection?
This week I found myself in San Francisco, blocks from the flagship Eatsa location. Reluctantly and inquisitively I stopped by for lunch. The sterile, white and red store was bustling with hungry San Franciscans eager to grab their grub and head back to the office.
I began my Eatsa interaction by swiping my credit card at one of the several airport-like kiosks that fanned the walls. I chose between a menu of curry spiced, Mediterranean, and “fiesta” themed quinoa bowls, and was able to “x” out ingredients I didn’t want and add in things I did. I ordered a “No Worry Curry” bowl with stir-fried quinoa, arugula, spaghetti squash, pickled onions, and apple-cabbage slaw, swapping in roasted yams for white potatoes (which also meant ponying up an extra 75 cents) and curried parsnip strips for wonton strips.
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Eatsa cubbies (Photo by Eve Turow Paul)
After placing the order, I shuffled to the other side of the room to find my name on a list of all others waiting for their mid-day eats. White cubbies were stacked like Tetris and when filled, projected the name of the appropriate customer. When my turn came around, I double tapped the window as instructed and the screen lifted, allowing me to grab my food. No more than five minutes after walking through the door, it was time to eat.
But the craziest thing about my Eatsa experience was this: I loved it.
While I was slightly weirded out when the cubbies went opaque to hide the fact that real people (gasp!) were behind-the-scenes filling the boxes, in the end, I received a bowl of wholesome, delicious food for $7.84 in minutes. I couldn’t help thinking that if I worked in the area, I would likely visit Eatsa often.
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No Worry Curry bowl. (Photo by Eve Turow Paul)
I am the author of A Taste of Generation Yum. Follow me on Twitter @EveTurowPaul or Facebook. Buy the e-book on Amazon or in print from McNally Jackson.
Weird that this concept restaurant, already up and running, doesn't seem to have people sperging out the way this automated bodega idea does. There are people involved, but only a few, and it is very likely there will be fewer needed in the future. The article itself is a vomit piece of faggotry and whining, unfortunately, but it still gives a sense of the return of the automat.
I've never eaten there, obviously.
Why This Robot Restaurant Should Terrify You
(link is an archive, due to Forbes's anti-adblocking.)
I go to the kebab versions because they have great "not for sale in usa" versions of stuff that's much better, like laundry soap
Weird that this concept restaurant, already up and running, doesn't seem to have people sperging out the way this automated bodega idea does. There are people involved, but only a few, and it is very likely there will be fewer needed in the future. The article itself is a vomit piece of faggotry and whining, unfortunately, but it still gives a sense of the return of the automat.
Weird that this concept restaurant, already up and running, doesn't seem to have people sperging out the way this automated bodega idea does. There are people involved, but only a few, and it is very likely there will be fewer needed in the future. The article itself is a vomit piece of faggotry and whining, unfortunately, but it still gives a sense of the return of the automat.
I've never eaten there, obviously.
Why This Robot Restaurant Should Terrify You
(link is an archive, due to Forbes's anti-adblocking.)
Can't wait for someone to hack one of these and get free stuff. It's easier to do that with this than a vending machine.
By hack, I assume you mean throw a brick at it and reach in?
Delicious cancerYou're gonna get cancer.