Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger

[Lugubrious]

Boogie is so disgusting:

Look at these fat as fuck feet:

Also his furniture is fucking dusty as fuck, this dude lives inside 24h a day.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I do wonder if that foot never properly healed from his last theme park romp. Yeah, he spent most days in the scooter, but he was at least on his feet for a good bit just to clap back at the haters. Maybe his foot health was already beyond the tipping point. They did look pretty bad after the trip.

Makes me ponder if we'll get a Boogie feet removal arc before the Boogie death arc.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

He got a continuance today (trial is rescheduled to a later date)

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Called it! Arranging a "final plea agreement" sounds like a great way to pad that bill.

 

[KrushaKrem]

i wonder what would seep out if you pricked boogie's feet with a pin

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

i wonder what would seep out if you pricked boogie's feet with a pin

We're entering Lovecraft territory there.

 

[Trollpatrol]

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1481476953672663041

Boogie really trying to get some asspats for weight loss again, he's addicted to them. It's so pathetic because the only reason he lost anything is because of the surgery which he failed to make real use of.

 

[AnOminous]

They will probably offer him some sort of suspended sentence in exchange for pleading guilty. Plus think they would add Boogie cannot legaly own a firearm on top. I say in a week or two they will offer that deal.

He might not even be allowed to live in the same house as one, which would mean Chad would have to get rid of his.

 

[YaBoi]

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1481476953672663041

Boogie really trying to get some asspats for weight loss again, he's addicted to them. It's so pathetic because the only reason he lost anything is because of the surgery which he failed to make real use of.

The duality of Boogie. One minute he's roasting himself for failing his weight loss surgery, the next he's fishing for asspats with a before and after photo:

 

[Seora]

The duality of Boogie. One minute he's roasting himself for failing his weight loss surgery, the next he's fishing for asspats with a before and after photo:

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“10 year challenge” - still fat as fuck. You failed and still have a double chin, no amount of editing software (for his red Cherokee face) /light and camera angles will change that.

 

[Chandler Bing]

What.The.Actual.Fuck is going on with his foot? View attachment 2881754

Nice foot Steven Williams and don't forget

 

[KoolKalmKollected]

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1481476953672663041

Boogie really trying to get some asspats for weight loss again, he's addicted to them. It's so pathetic because the only reason he lost anything is because of the surgery which he failed to make real use of.

how does he keep posting this as if it's an accomplishment? in ten years he managed to go from 550 pounds to 400... if those two pics were a year apart, sure, pretty impressive and respectable, but a decade? it took him getting weight loss surgery to lose any serious weight, and even then he failed. he literally has to pick one of the worst pictures of himself from ten years ago to make it look like he's made any substantial progress.

i wasn't even gonna comment on this, but the fatass posted it on youtube too and i got riled up having to see it for the third fucking time (i rarely click on his vids btw, not sure why it showed up). he's really milking the fuck out of this awful pic for any type of props he can get from his retarded fans.

 

[BlueSpark]

how does he keep posting this as if it's an accomplishment? in ten years he managed to go from 550 pounds to 400... if those two pics were a year apart, sure, pretty impressive and respectable, but a decade?

Food companies have been making efforts to reduce things like sugar and saturated fat in their products over the past decade or so. He probably never even cut down on how much he eats and the weight loss is just from food having less calories in general.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I do wonder if that foot never properly healed from his last theme park romp. Yeah, he spent most days in the scooter, but he was at least on his feet for a good bit just to clap back at the haters. Maybe his foot health was already beyond the tipping point. They did look pretty bad after the trip.

Makes me ponder if we'll get a Boogie feet removal arc before the Boogie death arc.

Makes me wonder, do we think he'll get back up to 500 pounds before he the end or will his heart give out before then?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Would you know what to do if you came across a beached Boogie? Whatever caused Boogie to end up where he's not supposed to be—on land—knowing what to do is crucial, much like any other emergency. Well-meaning actions, if wrong, can harm or even kill Boogie. So, what you should do?

1) Call for help​

First, call for help straight away. A marine life charity (in the UK, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue—or BDMLR) or the coastguard can give advice over the phone while a rescue team is on the way. Give them as much information as you can, including:

- Exact location to help rescuers find you as quickly as possible

- Mobile number

- Boogie’s length and distinguishing features to help identify him

- Whether it is on sand, rocks or surf, and in the sunshine or shade

- The sea and weather conditions

- Injuries and breathing rate (count the number of breaths from his blowhole in one minute)

- Photos of Boogie

- Whether anyone has tried to put him back into the sea (this is not recommended—see point 2—but be honest)

2) Don’t put him back in the water​

It might sound counter-intuitive but trying to put Boogie back into the water yourself may do more harm than good and could be fatal. You might damage his fins or fluke (tail), cause unnecessary distress or prevent him getting vital treatment. BDMLR’s Dan Jarvis recalls people who’ve put Boogie back into the water “10, 15, 20 times in a row before they even call for help and get advice. And, sadly, they’ve caused a huge amount of distress to Boogie.” Cetacean Research & Rescue Unit’s Dr. Kevin Robinson adds that it’s then “usually a waiting game” until he re-strands further down the coast.

3) Keep him cool and wet​

While Boogie is a mammal (not a fish) and breathes air, out of water he can quickly overheat even on a winter’s day. His thick blubber—designed to insulate his internal organs from the cool water works against him on land. Project Jonah’s Daren Grover explains: “If he's otherwise healthy, the number one risk to Boogie dying when he strands is actually heatstroke: literally cooking from the inside.” For this reason, keep him cool by spraying or pouring water over them so his body is wet and shiny.

4) Do not cover his blowhole​

Keep Boogie upright with his blowhole out of the water. Located on the top of his head and attached to his lungs, the blowhole is how Boogie breathes – like our nostrils. Never cover or let water into the blowhole (for example, when dousing Boogie to keep him cool) as this can be fatal.

5) Protect Boogie from sunburn​

It might sound surprising but Boogie gets sunburns too. Particularly on a hot day, protect Boogie from the sun by covering him with wet sheets, clothing or seaweed.

6) Be calm and careful​

Keep noise levels to a minimum and move calmly and quietly to minimise further distress to Boogie. If you need to handle him, do so very carefully and keep clear of his powerful and dangerous tail.

7) Be prepared​

When the experts arrive, follow their instructions. Sadly, survival rate for Boogie is low so prepare yourself for the upsetting possibility that a successful rescue might not be possible. That said, if Boogie is otherwise healthy, your quick actions may have saved a life!

 

[High Tea]

What.The.Actual.Fuck is going on with his foot? View attachment 2881754

He was wearing an open toe compression sock. The demarcation line is where the edge of the sock rests on his foot. His foot is more flesh colored where he had increased circulation from the compression. Beyond the compression line is the usual foot color.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Would you know what to do if you came across a beached Boogie? Whatever caused Boogie to end up where he's not supposed to be—on land—knowing what to do is crucial, much like any other emergency. Well-meaning actions, if wrong, can harm or even kill Boogie. So, what you should do?

1) Call for help​

First, call for help straight away. A marine life charity (in the UK, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue—or BDMLR) or the coastguard can give advice over the phone while a rescue team is on the way. Give them as much information as you can, including:

- Exact location to help rescuers find you as quickly as possible

- Mobile number

- Boogie’s length and distinguishing features to help identify him

- Whether it is on sand, rocks or surf, and in the sunshine or shade

- The sea and weather conditions

- Injuries and breathing rate (count the number of breaths from his blowhole in one minute)

- Photos of Boogie

- Whether anyone has tried to put him back into the sea (this is not recommended—see point 2—but be honest)

2) Don’t put him back in the water​

It might sound counter-intuitive but trying to put Boogie back into the water yourself may do more harm than good and could be fatal. You might damage his fins or fluke (tail), cause unnecessary distress or prevent him getting vital treatment. BDMLR’s Dan Jarvis recalls people who’ve put Boogie back into the water “10, 15, 20 times in a row before they even call for help and get advice. And, sadly, they’ve caused a huge amount of distress to Boogie.” Cetacean Research & Rescue Unit’s Dr. Kevin Robinson adds that it’s then “usually a waiting game” until he re-strands further down the coast.

3) Keep him cool and wet​

While Boogie is a mammal (not a fish) and breathes air, out of water he can quickly overheat even on a winter’s day. His thick blubber—designed to insulate his internal organs from the cool water works against him on land. Project Jonah’s Daren Grover explains: “If he's otherwise healthy, the number one risk to Boogie dying when he strands is actually heatstroke: literally cooking from the inside.” For this reason, keep him cool by spraying or pouring water over them so his body is wet and shiny.

4) Do not cover his blowhole​

Keep Boogie upright with his blowhole out of the water. Located on the top of his head and attached to his lungs, the blowhole is how Boogie breathes – like our nostrils. Never cover or let water into the blowhole (for example, when dousing Boogie to keep him cool) as this can be fatal.

5) Protect Boogie from sunburn​

It might sound surprising but Boogie gets sunburns too. Particularly on a hot day, protect Boogie from the sun by covering him with wet sheets, clothing or seaweed.

6) Be calm and careful​

Keep noise levels to a minimum and move calmly and quietly to minimise further distress to Boogie. If you need to handle him, do so very carefully and keep clear of his powerful and dangerous tail.

7) Be prepared​

When the experts arrive, follow their instructions. Sadly, survival rate for Boogie is low so prepare yourself for the upsetting possibility that a successful rescue might not be possible. That said, if Boogie is otherwise healthy, your quick actions may have saved a life!

Wrong. The first step is to point and laugh.

 

[PoppyFizz]

The duality of Boogie. One minute he's roasting himself for failing his weight loss surgery, the next he's fishing for asspats with a before and after photo:

I refuse Boogie has kept up on weight loss in any capacity considering his calves look like god damn watermelons in these pics.

Boogie is so disgusting:
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Look at these fat as fuck feet:
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Also his furniture is fucking dusty as fuck, this dude lives inside 24h a day.

 

[Haramburger]

Boogie is so disgusting:
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Look at these fat as fuck feet:
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Also his furniture is fucking dusty as fuck, this dude lives inside 24h a day.

is this a TV trick of the light or is the dog's hair actually pink? I thought only landwhale Randi Harper was abusive enough to actually color-dye a dog.

 

[Barbarella]

Benzo’s sound terrifying. How does one get off them if they must, and can’t just stop without seizures and death?

I’m also disappointed Boogie got a continuance but I can’t say I’m surprised. I never thought he’d go to jail but hoped I was wrong. I sure would like seeing him picking up garbage at the side of the road, with maybe a surprise visit from Frank Hassle as 2nd best.

 

[DOUCHEQUEER]

PREDICTION: Boogie will arrive to court in his mobility scooter in an attempt to garner sympathy.