Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger

[MidUSA]

I’m a paramedic and when we get a call for cardiac arrest and the patient is younger than 60 it's guaranteed they're gonna be fat as fuck, and it's such a huge pain in the ass to extricate them from their homes, we ask for help from the fire department since it's only me and my colleague but sometimes they take a long time to arrive so I announce death in the scene after a long CPR session in front of their relatives. I find it funny how obesity kills you twice

How do you mean obesity kills you twice?
Because you announce death at the site, and then someone declare them dead arriving at a hospital?

 

[Seora]

I like how if you go back a thousand pages everyone said his political takes were a mistake and retarded
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The fact his "No Healthcare would litterly kill me" meme on his political take didn't make him stop makes me confirm he is literally retarded

Yeah boogie they really were retarded, you couldn’t even connect the dots that fascism is a form of socialism. People like boogie don’t deserve free healthcare and if I had a button that would kill every person with boogie’s weight and mindset combined I would press it. He says this but he doesn’t mean it. I know he doesn’t mean it because he is incapable of making a change, whenever he feels to exert his moral authority on any subject he will revert back to discussing politics to make himself seem altruistic. When he isn’t doing that he’s making cringey sterotyping tweets about women and how they dress based on their political spectrum (another delusion) . - sounds like he’d be perfect for incest.is

Added:

I take back what I said in October, November and December…

Ok NOW his engagement is truly at an all time low. Unless he changes something drastically like not taking pictures in the same 3 spots in his home, there’s absolutely no reason for fans to click on his media posts anymore.

Him in his chair shooting a selfie video with a meaningless 1 minute topic? Him sitting at his computer complaining? Him showing low effort closeups of his dogs? Yup that pretty much sums up all his Twitter media.

What do you expect? Him to do a Twitter video STANDING? He’s only one man, you can’t expect him to take a picture of himself at a DIFFERENT ANGLE. Next you’ll be saying you want to see him actually try to CROUCH and take a photo of his dogs. Didn’t you see that 10 year photo he took? He’s so healthy now! What do you mean he hasn’t weighed himself, look at his feet! He’s clearly a healthy man!

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Boogie announced a bit ago on twitter that he got a booster shot yesterday, says he has been tired since then, and announced he is going to the Corinth Comic Con on January 29th.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Along side Boogie at the Corinth Comic Con are such headliners and luminaries as:

Kwartz Kitty who is "a plus size cosplayer ." You go, girl!




PeterPrankster who "specializes in family-friendly comedy using puppets, public pranks, & social experiments." Sounds like a hoot and a half!




And this dork who self-publishes books about regional pro wrestling. A true scholar.

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[Massa's Little Buckie]

I wish

Boogie announced a bit ago on twitter that he got a booster shot yesterday, says he has been tired since then, and announced he is going to the Corinth Comic Con on January 29th.
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So this is why he asked for a continuance.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie announced a bit ago on twitter that he got a booster shot yesterday, says he has been tired since then, and announced he is going to the Corinth Comic Con on January 29th.
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I do like that he waited for his court day to be delayed to come and announce this lol. Maybe hes got a feeling he might be put in jail?

 

[HeyMoon]

I do like that he waited for his court day to be delayed to come and announce this lol. Maybe hes got a feeling he might be put in jail?

I'd love a Boogie Bounty Hunter arc lol.

 

[Marc83]

I'd love a Boogie Bounty Hunter arc lol.

Oh I know just the Kiwi for the job

 

[the khat quaffer]

Would you know what to do if you came across a beached Boogie? Whatever caused Boogie to end up where he's not supposed to be—on land—knowing what to do is crucial, much like any other emergency. Well-meaning actions, if wrong, can harm or even kill Boogie. So, what you should do?

1) Call for help​

First, call for help straight away. A marine life charity (in the UK, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue—or BDMLR) or the coastguard can give advice over the phone while a rescue team is on the way. Give them as much information as you can, including:

- Exact location to help rescuers find you as quickly as possible

- Mobile number

- Boogie’s length and distinguishing features to help identify him

- Whether it is on sand, rocks or surf, and in the sunshine or shade

- The sea and weather conditions

- Injuries and breathing rate (count the number of breaths from his blowhole in one minute)

- Photos of Boogie

- Whether anyone has tried to put him back into the sea (this is not recommended—see point 2—but be honest)

2) Don’t put him back in the water​

It might sound counter-intuitive but trying to put Boogie back into the water yourself may do more harm than good and could be fatal. You might damage his fins or fluke (tail), cause unnecessary distress or prevent him getting vital treatment. BDMLR’s Dan Jarvis recalls people who’ve put Boogie back into the water “10, 15, 20 times in a row before they even call for help and get advice. And, sadly, they’ve caused a huge amount of distress to Boogie.” Cetacean Research & Rescue Unit’s Dr. Kevin Robinson adds that it’s then “usually a waiting game” until he re-strands further down the coast.

3) Keep him cool and wet​

While Boogie is a mammal (not a fish) and breathes air, out of water he can quickly overheat even on a winter’s day. His thick blubber—designed to insulate his internal organs from the cool water works against him on land. Project Jonah’s Daren Grover explains: “If he's otherwise healthy, the number one risk to Boogie dying when he strands is actually heatstroke: literally cooking from the inside.” For this reason, keep him cool by spraying or pouring water over them so his body is wet and shiny.

4) Do not cover his blowhole​

Keep Boogie upright with his blowhole out of the water. Located on the top of his head and attached to his lungs, the blowhole is how Boogie breathes – like our nostrils. Never cover or let water into the blowhole (for example, when dousing Boogie to keep him cool) as this can be fatal.

5) Protect Boogie from sunburn​

It might sound surprising but Boogie gets sunburns too. Particularly on a hot day, protect Boogie from the sun by covering him with wet sheets, clothing or seaweed.

6) Be calm and careful​

Keep noise levels to a minimum and move calmly and quietly to minimise further distress to Boogie. If you need to handle him, do so very carefully and keep clear of his powerful and dangerous tail.

7) Be prepared​

When the experts arrive, follow their instructions. Sadly, survival rate for Boogie is low so prepare yourself for the upsetting possibility that a successful rescue might not be possible. That said, if Boogie is otherwise healthy, your quick actions may have saved a life!

What do we do if boogers explodes though?!

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

This came across my twitter timeline and I thought it would be helpful advice for any fat youtubers lurking in this thread. Love ya all!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This came across my twitter timeline and I thought it would be helpful advice for any fat youtubers lurking in this thread. Love ya all!

He would consider it terrible advice because according to Boogie, nothing is ever his fault.

 

[D_Tractor]

This came across my twitter timeline and I thought it would be helpful advice for any fat youtubers lurking in this thread. Love ya all!

Sociopaths like booge should not be treated like humans. They are beneath even single celled protozoa. They should be treated like viruses and eliminated at all costs.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Along side Boogie at the Corinth Comic Con are such headliners and luminaries as:

Kwartz Kitty who is "a plus size cosplayer ." You go, girl!

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How do you think the inside of that costume smells?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

How do you think the inside of that costume smells?

I imagine alot like a week old pack of Louis Kemp Crab Delights© left in the sun with just a splash of diabetes

Trust me dood I know

 

[DOUCHEQUEER]

Boogie dating a materialistic girl:
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So what's her job, Boogie? She must have a pretty good job if she's buying $150 boots at age 19/20!

 

[WaveBreak]

So what's her job, Boogie? She must have a pretty good job if she's buying $150 boots at age 19/20!

I think she’s likely a genius Magic the Gathering investor, that’s why she was there, that one time he got out of the house. She was there almost every day, interviewing the customers about what prospects the magic market has. No doubt this is how she met boogie, who then swept her off her feet due to his vast knowledge about the game and his genius crypto investments

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie says he's enjoying the memes on Adam Sessler and then ofc makes it about himself and how he is a victim (Not woke enough)

But Fat retard has learned now from Adam Sessler. Let's see some advice he won't take in a couple of weeks :

1. EVERYONE TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND YOU IGNORED THEM FATSO.
2. I literally never heard anyone care about you having women on. More victimizing and white knighting. We know you don't have woman friends. Move on.
3. You will be engaging soon, but another thing followers have repeated over and over.
4. I love that last one, since he's been preaching this whole time and even ends it "even if you are right"

Yeah this guy is 450 pound retard thst can't hold a diet and will be a felon soon

 

[DOUCHEQUEER]

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Also: Notice how this is a not-so-subtle flex to other potential sugar babies.

Boogie's journey on SA has been rather interesting to observe. He started as "Beaten And Bruised", using his usual pity-party tactics. He must have over the course of his membership learned that the LAST thing a girl on that site is looking for is someone wallowing in self-pity that expects them to be their private nurse. They're specifically looking for successful older men with their shit together.

His most recent SA profile IIRC has "Spoil for spoil?" as its heading. So he's learned (albeit after several years) that he needs to actually flex to materialistic girls on that site, instead of expecting them to take pity on him.

 

[Seora]

Boogie says he's enjoying the memes on Adam Sessler and then ofc makes it about himself and how he is a victim (Not woke enough)
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But Fat retard has learned now from Adam Sessler. Let's see some advice he won't take in a couple of weeks :
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1. EVERYONE TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND YOU IGNORED THEM FATSO.
2. I literally never heard anyone care about you having women on. More victimizing and white knighting. We know you don't have woman friends. Move on.
3. You will be engaging soon, but another thing followers have repeated over and over.
4. I love that last one, since he's been preaching this whole time and even ends it "even if you are right"

Yeah this guy is 450 pound retard thst can't hold a diet and will be a felon soon

1. How can you talk about games when you can’t even commit to producing gaming videos aka what your retarded fans ask you for?
2. Remember when he tried getting two women in a picture to make Des jealous but it instead came off incredibly desperate and sad? The only person who cares about being an asshole to women is boogie when he emotionally manipulates and abuses them. Even ip2 has women, fat dumbass.
3. I’ll take things that will never happen for 500 Alex.
4. “Even if you are right” - “preached” show how self-aggrandising he is as if his milk toast, basic bitch takes are in anyway meaningful. This whole tweet is a ploy to come off as making a positive change but it’s merely a cycle of his already failed New Years resolution, how long did that last again?

Changedotorg give boogie death penalty

 

[SuperSlut64]

Boogie says he's enjoying the memes on Adam Sessler and then ofc makes it about himself and how he is a victim (Not woke enough)
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But Fat retard has learned now from Adam Sessler. Let's see some advice he won't take in a couple of weeks :
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1. EVERYONE TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND YOU IGNORED THEM FATSO.
2. I literally never heard anyone care about you having women on. More victimizing and white knighting. We know you don't have woman friends. Move on.
3. You will be engaging soon, but another thing followers have repeated over and over.
4. I love that last one, since he's been preaching this whole time and even ends it "even if you are right"

Yeah this guy is 450 pound retard thst can't hold a diet and will be a felon soon

When the fuck did Sessler call out Boogie? Odd meeting of the "minds". And Boogie feels sad by being called out by him but still watching his stuff? Jesus. That's pathetic.

Also Boogie, you're done. Stop trying. Sell the house. Get a van. Live down by the river. And if it starts rising towards you one day, yes, a warning shot is still illegal when it comes to the scary river.