Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger

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Will Boogie fight Sam Hyde

  • Yes

    Votes: 34 8.0%
  • No

    Votes: 391 92.0%

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Seora

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When the fuck did Sessler call out Boogie? Odd meeting of the "minds". And Boogie feels sad by being called out by him but still watching his stuff? Jesus. That's pathetic.

Also Boogie, you're done. Stop trying. Sell the house. Get a van. Live down by the river. And if it starts rising towards you one day, yes, a warning shot is still illegal when it comes to the scary river.
He can’t live down by a river. It’s too shallow and who will help him if he gets beached? Plus there’s no chance for a socialist democracy in any ocean unless he finds Atlantis.
Would you know what to do if you came across a beached Boogie? Whatever caused Boogie to end up where he's not supposed to be—on land—knowing what to do is crucial, much like any other emergency. Well-meaning actions, if wrong, can harm or even kill Boogie. So, what you should do?

1) Call for help

First, call for help straight away. A marine life charity (in the UK, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue—or BDMLR) or the coastguard can give advice over the phone while a rescue team is on the way. Give them as much information as you can, including:

- Exact location to help rescuers find you as quickly as possible

- Mobile number

- Boogie’s length and distinguishing features to help identify him

- Whether it is on sand, rocks or surf, and in the sunshine or shade

- The sea and weather conditions

- Injuries and breathing rate (count the number of breaths from his blowhole in one minute)

- Photos of Boogie

- Whether anyone has tried to put him back into the sea (this is not recommended—see point 2—but be honest)

2) Don’t put him back in the water​

It might sound counter-intuitive but trying to put Boogie back into the water yourself may do more harm than good and could be fatal. You might damage his fins or fluke (tail), cause unnecessary distress or prevent him getting vital treatment. BDMLR’s Dan Jarvis recalls people who’ve put Boogie back into the water “10, 15, 20 times in a row before they even call for help and get advice. And, sadly, they’ve caused a huge amount of distress to Boogie.” Cetacean Research & Rescue Unit’s Dr. Kevin Robinson adds that it’s then “usually a waiting game” until he re-strands further down the coast.

3) Keep him cool and wet​

While Boogie is a mammal (not a fish) and breathes air, out of water he can quickly overheat even on a winter’s day. His thick blubber—designed to insulate his internal organs from the cool water works against him on land. Project Jonah’s Daren Grover explains: “If he's otherwise healthy, the number one risk to Boogie dying when he strands is actually heatstroke: literally cooking from the inside.” For this reason, keep him cool by spraying or pouring water over them so his body is wet and shiny.

4) Do not cover his blowhole​

Keep Boogie upright with his blowhole out of the water. Located on the top of his head and attached to his lungs, the blowhole is how Boogie breathes – like our nostrils. Never cover or let water into the blowhole (for example, when dousing Boogie to keep him cool) as this can be fatal.

5) Protect Boogie from sunburn​

It might sound surprising but Boogie gets sunburns too. Particularly on a hot day, protect Boogie from the sun by covering him with wet sheets, clothing or seaweed.

6) Be calm and careful​

Keep noise levels to a minimum and move calmly and quietly to minimise further distress to Boogie. If you need to handle him, do so very carefully and keep clear of his powerful and dangerous tail.

7) Be prepared​

When the experts arrive, follow their instructions. Sadly, survival rate for Boogie is low so prepare yourself for the upsetting possibility that a successful rescue might not be possible. That said, if Boogie is otherwise healthy, your quick actions may have saved a life!
 

SuperSlut64

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Wait Adam Sessler's back in the news? That's a name I've not heard in a while...

Anyway Karma already bit that guy's ass when he was exposed for turning up to a convention coked off his face and barely coherent, and when he got called out for advocating doxxing with Jim Sterling at a panel.
G4 is alive again on YouTube. Sess is the head honcho now I guess.
 

Marc83

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If the posts from todays thread is any indication, it's that Boogie cannot talk about any fucking subject without completely contradicting himself.

Melon, the more you try to appeal to what you "think" your audience wants to hear, the more you out yourself as a hypocrite. You're the last person in the world anyone wants to hear any controversy from.
 

DOUCHEQUEER

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To be fair Sessler's said a lot of stupid shit on other mediums than Twitter. He could easily have mentioned Boogie on some podcast or Youtube video, or at a convention, or on NeoGAF or Gamerghazi or something. I think this likely did happen given how sycophantic Sessler was towards Anita Sarkeesian et al, and Sarkeesian genuinely had a vendetta against Boogie.
 

Marc83

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Ignoring the haters much? I love how he skips right past the positive comment 😅 D499B3AE-A11D-4513-A591-F018A448332F.jpeg
 

DontEatThat

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Boogie says he's enjoying the memes on Adam Sessler and then ofc makes it about himself and how he is a victim (Not woke enough)
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The tweet about Sessler really sells the point on how much of a bitter, vindictive bitch of a man Boogie is. Im pretty sure Sessler dosent even know who the fuck Boogie is so why is he crying about shit that never happened? Its because he envied Sessler and his work and had to justify a reason why people shit on him now. He believes its because Sessler joined the Boogie troll illuminati and thats why his life is so terrible. This mans level of delusion and need to insert himself into any fucking thing amazes me sometimes.
 

AmnasLord

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Also: Notice how this is a not-so-subtle flex to other potential sugar babies..

Actually, what is interesting is his evalution of his MtG cards. He states that he had "magic cards" worth over $3K. Not one, but multiples of them. Could his entire collection be actually worth only $3K even though he has been collecting for ages? Is his luck so terrible that since years of collecting MtG, he doesn't have anything worthwhile? $3,000 seems really low for his entire collection.
 

Woyzeck

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DontEatThat

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Narcissist psychopath:
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"Dudes wife has cancer. No clue,. Will drop it but I'm still a victim"

What Boogie really thinks about people that die from cancer
"Will drop the issue"

Im sure he wont mention it online (unless he brings up his imaginary double cancer ex) but im sure his fat turkey neck is giggling in glee that someone who dislikes him is facing hardship in their lives. Dealing with cancer fucking sucks but of course this fat sack of shit thinks is justifiable because they said mean words about him online. Its obvious at point he cant think of anyone in any capacity except himself. I hope that sugar baby took more than enough cash from this bastard.
 

DOUCHEQUEER

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I guess he couldn’t afford the girlfriend experience for the rest of January.
Sad. I bet his prostitute would enjoy going to a comic-con. They could relive how they met.
More likely he didn't want to book her in advance because he didn't know whether he'd be available due to the trial. Someone else has probably already booked her for this period.
 

Seora

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"Will drop the issue"

Im sure he wont mention it online (unless he brings up his imaginary double cancer ex)
excuse me? let’s not forget that she was also his BLACK girlfriend too, boogie loves BLACK people, He dated a BLACK person, she even had double mega cancer which you know means “a lot of money for a person of color.”
More likely he didn't want to book her in advance because he didn't know whether he'd be available due to the trial. Someone else has probably already booked her for this period.
I booked her, we’re chilling in a hot tub right now while she tells me about how boogie purposely sharts himself and she’s paid extra to clean him up, she personally thinks he does it to prevent her leaving/ gets off on it. She also says he’s fat and wouldn’t have sex with him.
 
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