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  1. Why would he call an ambulance when he can tweet for pity instead?
     
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  2. Pity and sympathy from his dumbfounded followers.

    Oh for fuck's sake, him describing HAMS "licking up that pee hole" and shit like that.
     
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    #5744 Xanax, Jul 11, 2018
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  3. what is this video about... did he pay a hooker to let him perform the famed HAMS...?

    ETA - havin a good ecks dee at this ngl

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Maybe I'm just out of the loop or it's because I'm not a native English speaker. But could someone enlighten me to what HAMS is supposed to stand for?

    Also, how Boogie hasn't been banned from Twitch yet is a little baffling, considering the things they've banned other male streamers for in the past.
     
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  5. I've never heard someone say ''going HAMS'' but I think it is a disambiguation of ''going HAM'' which is a piece of american black vernacular, which stands for Hard As a Mother of Hard as a Motherfucker.
     
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  6. HAMS stands for Hand and Mouth Stuff, because he can't actually use or find his penis.
     
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  7. Boogie was once asked or otherwise brought up how him and Dez "consummated" their marriage and he said something about "hand and mouth stuff", as she was into that kinda stuff despite not being a very "sexual" person.

    HAMS = "hand and mouth stuff", aka what you do when your penis is inverted.
     
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  8. Pretty sure whatever sponsors he has on YouTube wouldn't like with the crap he was blabbing about on Twitch. Might be best to clip that stuff he was speaking about.
     
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  9. a while ago, boogie admitted that because of his weight he couldn't have penetrative sex with Dez, so he sheepishly described their sexual activity as being limited to "hand and mouth stuff".

    we- and r/Sam&Tolki- found this pretty funny, thus HAMS was born.
     
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    #5752 rattrap, Jul 11, 2018
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2018 at 2:16 PM
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  10. Can't wait for Boogie's Pill Addiction saga! Prescribing opiates to someone with existing self-control issues is basically tying their arm off and leaving them in an alley.
     
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  11. Wow, what the fuck is he doing? Jesus.
     
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  12. He's probably eating.
     
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  13. Boogie is such a nice guy talking about licking pee holes casually calling women bitches while he does so.
     
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  14. Fucking Boogie. Don’t let him off the hook by saying he was high. This is the way this shitty manlet thinks.

    Guess his fear of woman is underlying some serious hate.

    How is he going to excuse this away? Sounds like even his twitch subbies weren’t too thrilled.
     
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  16. i asked before but what does boogie even mean when he says "disassociating"? like... his mom beat him so hard that he became rétarded? i'm at a loss. he is just dreadful.
     
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  17. Boogie didn't trip, his dead mother's ghost pushed him. She wasn't trying to break his arm, she was trying to knock a Twinkie out of his hand.
     
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