Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger

Neon Tetra

311,165 Neon Tetras = Boogies weight
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You know the fact that he did that and then straight after started whining OUT OF CONTEXT really just proves he does all this shit for attention. Porky has lost his mind. That being said the people crying abuse really are overstating the case, but it's a little beside the point.
This is exactly what I was thinking. The speed and volume of which he immediately went on the defensive makes me believe he wanted it to blow up for exposure like alinity's "event". I'm now a believer that any controversy he lands himself in has a 90% chance of being manufactured.
 

Haramburger

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I have actually seen other autists bite their pets like this playfully. For example I have seen imaqtpie (LoL streamer) bite his cat’s tail before, not enough for the cat to notice but enough for the viewers to react and feel uncomfortable. I think it’s a tic or impulse some people have, if something is near their mouth they want to bite it. Below is a clip of that.
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I think boogie probably does this in private a lot with his dog as a playful (?) thing and Sammie usually reacts differently or not at all, so he thought it’d be a quirky thing to do on stream but it backfired immediately. That’s my interpretation, anyways. I don’t think it’s a big deal at all. Sure it’s weird, but Sammie is fine. A lot of you have accidentally stepped on a dog’s tail or paw and immediately felt guilty afterwards, this is not much different.
That cat was asking for it and imaqtpie is a hairy cocksucker.
 

xcointelpro

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I've been rolling my eyes at the histrionic dog experts howling "abuse!" because I've seen it on the internet so many times. Dog lovers just leap to condemn somebody for an extremely mild mistake. But when I rolled back the tape, I winced - giant fake chompers pinching dog flesh.

(not sure why, but the link only works when loaded & refreshed in browser... worth viewing the slow mo replay of the bite though)

What a melon!
 
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No Man's Burrito

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What the actual fuck. :story: Why would anyone - even Boogie, do that? People on the internet flip shit about anything related to animals.
Well, I can’t fault a man with a food addiction for biting into his Chinese takeout.

seriously though, I don’t doubt Boogie takes good of his dog, but...Jesus Christ, he does not think before he leaps. Leap is a strong word, I guess I’ll say “stands.” He does not think before he stands.
 

Blue_Snow

playing with her boobs like the x-men arcade game
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shit, I knew he was a fat piece of shit, but trying to eat his own dog.... maybe he needs to seek help.
 

MsStevieMarie

I keep forgetting how to change this.
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Boogie, it didn't hurt your dog in the past because your teeth were like Swiss cheese and practically useless. Now that you have your fake chicklet veneers, those fuckers will hurt when you bite.
Now on the next full moon Boogie's dog will turn into a Wareboogie. He'll run into the night gnashing his novelty store teeth and howling threats of suicide at the moon.
 

Xochi

Glow-in-the-dark nigger
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The Sam and Tolki community is, in all honesty, a bigger lolcow than Boogie himself.

I've never seen such a collective hateboner for anyone in all my life. The man farts and that Haberdashery nigga appears in the corner of the room and starts screeching about how Boogie's going down for real this time and that fat lazy fuck's career is OVER. Boogie is a lolcow but the people over at S&T act like they're on some kind of grand moral crusade to take down one of the world's most evil men or something, like he's Uday Hussein or some shit. Haber got his dick in a knot over a dispute with Boogie about moderating the Boogie2988 subreddit years ago, and since that day he's written so much about how evil Boogie is that it could fill several lengthy books. And when Boogie is dormant, they post sensationalist shit like that he's "trans-age" or that he used to smack his wife in the face. S&T's community takes Boogieposting so god damn seriously that I'd almost be inclined to say he has a point about their hateboners springing up in unison as soon as he does something wrong.

The man was trying to do a goofy joke with his dog, he forgot that he has no nerves in his plastic teeth and can't judge how deep a bite is, and he bit the dog too hard. It hurt the dog, the dog growled at him, he instantly launched into damage control. It sucks to see a dog harmed in any capacity, but from the way S&T talks about it, you'd think Boogie was kicking Sammie around the room while reciting the Fourteen Words or something.

Everything he does is some massive Watergate-style scandal over at S&T, it's funnier than Boogie himself is.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

Cuck Shed Cleaner
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Now you're projecting
Projecting money into his Patreon and superchats. He needs it, look at him.

The important part is you've clearly explained yourself.

The Sam and Tolki community is, in all honesty, a bigger lolcow than Boogie himself.

I've never seen such a collective hateboner for anyone in all my life. The man farts and that Haberdashery nigga appears in the corner of the room and starts screeching about how Boogie's going down for real this time and that fat lazy fuck's career is OVER. Boogie is a lolcow but the people over at S&T act like they're on some kind of grand moral crusade to take down one of the world's most evil men or something, like he's Uday Hussein or some shit. Haber got his dick in a knot over a dispute with Boogie about moderating the Boogie2988 subreddit years ago, and since that day he's written so much about how evil Boogie is that it could fill several lengthy books. And when Boogie is dormant, they post sensationalist shit like that he's "trans-age" or that he used to smack his wife in the face. S&T's community takes Boogieposting so god damn seriously that I'd almost be inclined to say he has a point about their hateboners springing up in unison as soon as he does something wrong.

The man was trying to do a goofy joke with his dog, he forgot that he has no nerves in his plastic teeth and can't judge how deep a bite is, and he bit the dog too hard. It hurt the dog, the dog growled at him, he instantly launched into damage control. It sucks to see a dog harmed in any capacity, but from the way S&T talks about it, you'd think Boogie was kicking Sammie around the room while reciting the Fourteen Words or something.

Everything he does is some massive Watergate-style scandal over at S&T, it's funnier than Boogie himself is.
Except that before he bit the dog he talked about how reddit would freak out, then was all "SEE? I WAS RIGHT THEY DID FREAK OUT!"

Haber is obsessed, yes. The dude clearly is angry at a former hero but saying that they just make shit up is just making shit up. The subreddit fucking dies when Boogie doesn't do anything and focus gets shifted to other Youtube special people.
 

Xochi

Glow-in-the-dark nigger
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The dude clearly is angry at a former hero but saying that they just make shit up is just making shit up. The subreddit fucking dies when Boogie doesn't do anything and focus gets shifted to other Youtube special people.
There are a lot of obsessedposters there. I'm not saying everyone is, but there are people who sit around waiting for new Boogie threads to come up so they can call him a big fat nigger, and that to me is both funnier and sadder than Boogie himself. The icing on the cake is that these people often chastise him for being addicted to social media, while they themselves have made 20+ Boogieposts in six hours.

As for making shit up, I've seen a bunch of highly upvoted posts claiming unsubstantiated shit like "Boogie is trans-age" or "the reason Boogie has Tik Tok is so he can perv on underage girls" or "Boogie used to smack his wife around". Boogie is funny, but when he's not being funny, a lot of posters will fill in the blanks with this braindead speculation. Instead of just treating it like funny shitposting about a mid-tier lolcow, a lot of posters treat it like a life-or-death moral crusade to take down a being of pure evil.
 

5ever a crab

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What the actual fuck. :story: Why would anyone - even Boogie, do that? People on the internet flip shit about anything related to animals.
Because Boogie is having a mid-life crisis but doesn't know how to turn off the PC and go to a fucking therapist (for some reason). Instead of asking for help he shifts into GOTIS mode and does overly outrageous shit for attention. Then afterwards they recite their basic bitch sad backstory of how they were diddled by their uncle when they were a fetus etc. etc. etc. All e-celebs do this whether they are conscious about it or not; and it doesn't help that there's normalfags who will undoubtedly give these people attention, further enabling their shit behavior.
 

An Avenging Bird

Lean in snorted
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I'll take the Centrist™ position here and say that the people freaking out over this and the person who caused them to freak out are equally bad. Clearly throwing my lot in with one side would be foolish and tribalistic.

I'll take my Kiwi Gold now :smug:

Good God even doing that as an ironic bit is insufferable, how do faggots like this not neck themselves?
Boogie would neck himself but even with high tensile steel cables he would cause the roof to collapse thereby bearing the brunt of impact rather than his gelatinous gullet
 

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