Lolcow boombox ronnie aka kool whip -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Ronnie is a longtime local celebrity in Kalamazoo who has finally brought his lulz to the internet.

He's been well-known for about 10 years for carrying a giant boombox around until the cops arrested him for too many noise violations and for being a reminder to expectant mothers to never drink while pregnant. Now he wears an iPod and walks around while rapping incoherently in outrageous costumes including spongebob, the pink panther, captain america, and used to wear a necklace with a giant hubcap on it until he was mugged for it a couple years ago. He gives obscene raps at open mic nights and hits on every girl within earshot.

Here's some youtube videos:

Interview: http://theblacksheeponline.com/article/the-black-sheep-interviews-cool-whip

Why mention him now? Well, there have been fake social networking profiles of him floating around since myspace but he finally got a facebook and the results are hilarious:

going platinum

In the hood we call this "self snitchin"

Ronnie celebrates Christmas

Ronnie being racist

Ronnie gets mugged for something three or four times a year. Usually it's when he's drunk and rapping.

Ronnie finds love

3 days later

facebook tribute group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2224370603/

 

[PopOfColor]

I went to school with a kid like this ugh.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Looks like proper punctuation and capitalization are for non-lolcows.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I went to school with a kid like this ugh.

Yes, me too! In my class there was this silly dude who was convinced he was a gansta rapper and rode around in large gangsta cars which his mom had bought him and believed himself to be the epitome of coolness in da hood...

He could actually be okay, he was kinda nice if you got to know him a little. But his life mainly consisted of listening to rap, riding around in said mom-bought vehicles, smoking weed and trying to be as gangsta as possible.

 

[BatNapalm]

I'm assuming this is in Lolcow because we don't have a Coolest Dude Ever board.

 

[applecat]

I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced that this guy isn't one of Compy's alt accounts.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

I'm not sure what's funnier - This guy trying to act badass while wearing a Spongebob costume, or the fact that he got mugged for a hubcap necklace. I mean seriously? Who the hell would steal something like that?

 

[CatParty]

This guy is amazing