Boomers on Social Media -

[Cosmos]

Chad sounds fucking insufferable. Let Joanne enjoy her hamburgers.

JUST HIT THE KEY THAT SAYS "CAPS LOCK"

Seriously, how many elderly people have accidentally hit caps lock only to trap themselves into screaming at their friends and grandchildren?

Okay, this one is actually really sweet.

 

[The Last Stand]

Virgin There Hamburger vs. Chad Grammar Nazi

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Scott takes his squissy Wonderbread very, very seriously.

 

[Banditotron]

Scott takes his squissy Wonderbread very, very seriously.

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Holy fuck Scott really likes his squissy, huh?

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Scott takes his squissy Wonderbread very, very seriously.

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I talk this way to companies to Jêw them for free stuff

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Holy fuck Scott really likes his squissy, huh?

"One day I took the ferry over to Shelbyville to get a new heel for my shoe, but first I ate an apricot of squissy, which is what we called Wonder Bread in those days."

 

[Livecorpse]

Scott takes his squissy Wonderbread very, very seriously.

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I can't explain why, but something about this entire post makes my skin crawl. I think this is how Kevin Gibes would talk if he was 70+ years old.

 

[Dick Justice]

Goddamn Cosmo how do you find the time to make and contribute to like half the threads on the farms

E: F

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

I especially like the no context cropped boomer memes.

 

[Oglooger]

 

[The Last Stand]

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She looks like she's being baked alive.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

She looks like she's being baked alive.

Or just flat out baked

 

[Pissmaster]

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Ok, that's the most racist meme I've seen on Facebook. I had to take a second take and think: " did somebody unironically share this?"

Pretty much a vocal point used by white supremacists and racists. Also, what happened to "All Lives Matter"? Fucking boomers.

That looks more like they're trying to recruit for a white supremacy cult than anything

 

[John Titor]

Several years ago, MSN used to allow comments. Had this thread been created earlier, I would have saved those comments like crazy.

Spoiler: Spacecraft gets lodged into comet, let's sperg about Trump's wall

Spoiler: Dead Sea Scrolls found, therefore Bible is fact

Some highlights I wished I saved:
* A boomer telling a couple who couldn't conceive that God made them barren on purpose because the world is already overpopulated and in vitro fertilization is an abomination
* Unironically saying desegregation is communism
* Boomers cheering for the deaths of those Mexican students by the hands of cartels even though they had no intentions of crossing the border
* Article about guy who died in one of Yosemite's geysers, a boomer says "I bet he was a Democrat, only they would disobey rules like this".

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I don’t want to throw this woman to the wolves, but holy shit, I have to share this with someone.

I’ve followed this woman for a while, found her channels by accident and found some of the content interesting but mostly just found her good for unintentional ASMR and background noise at times. She mostly did reviews of products, apps, things like that.
I hadn’t checked in on her in a while, but she crossed my mind earlier and then this video came up on my YT homepage:

I thought it was odd content coming from her so I decided to look at what she’s been uploading lately. Holy hell. She’s gone off the deep end.

She made this video ranting about a video she made taking too long to upload, insisting that someone had been spying on her computer all day and was blocking it because it was too controversial. This is the video she was trying to post:

It’s 30 minutes long, the first 15 minutes or so are 5G/Coronavirus conspiracy clips she screen recorded and pieced together, and the rest is her attempting to explain this conspiracy stuff she read about for 10 minutes before going all in on it, and her reading off Coronavirus conspiraboomer memes.

Some of it had me laughing out loud but I’m mostly baffled and kind of worried for her. She’s like early 50s, single, childless, and this is totally different from any of her usual content.

 

[Olhelm]

Gotta love this recent microchip thing, aye?



To live in the south is an odd thing. Where did this microchip stuff even come from?

 

[dickass42069]

Gotta love this recent microchip thing, aye?

>Recent

The NWO mark of the beast microchip conspiracy goes back a long time

 

[Gingervitis]

 

[The Shadow]

Scott takes his squissy Wonderbread very, very seriously.

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The word squissy just sounds so dirty. Imagine the suggestive tobe of voice he uses when saying "Oh fuck yeah, I can still taste that squissy."

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I think about this a lot.