The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.At least the mortician will have a lot of makeup to use when the time comes.
The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.At least the mortician will have a lot of makeup to use when the time comes.
Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.Makeup snob reply but if she was proud of that pathetic collection the other day and saw it as flexing, she's not really paying attention to her favorite YouTube beauty gurus. Plus she has learned zero skills but then again she doesn't even have a human head to work with.
The mortician will probably to the same thing that Bruce Willis did in Death Becomes Her: industrial spray paint.The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.
She never learnt anything about make-up, even if her entire life seems to be spent either eating or watching beauty gurus. Remember when she put eyeshadow over the eyeliner?Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.
The only thing that would do the trick is a closed casket. Bitch died like five years ago.The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.
Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.
You are being too kind. Amber is going to be creamated in a horse incinerator.At least the mortician will have a lot of makeup to use when the time comes.
Not great at makeup, but the brush doesn't know. Would it make a huge difference?She applies her foundation with a fucking blush brush![]()
Plus she has learned zero skills but then again she doesn't even have a human head to work with.
Not great at makeup, but the brush doesn't know. Would it make a huge difference?
The bristles of a typical blush brush are too long and not dense enough to apply or blend a liquid product effectively and evenly. (It's also too small in size overall to be practical for applying product all over the face.)
When you have that much area to cover the appropriate brush is sold at Sherwin-Williams so I'll give her a pass on that.She applies her foundation with a fucking blush brush![]()
I'm reaaaaallly fucking late, but amberlynn reading the descriptions reminds me of chris farley reading the Zagat guide
Yep, it’s amazing that a man who was a planet in his own right and coked out of his mind 90% of the time is more feminine and gorly than our gorl.Only Chris Farley was much more dainty.
It looks like that, but it's Or-bay (though I most frequently pronounce it: use-less prod-ucts"I could be wrong, but I think it’s pronounced or-EE-bay.
Watching her pretend to be excited for things she’ll never wear to places she never goes is depressing.