The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.
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Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.
The mortician will probably to the same thing that Bruce Willis did in Death Becomes Her: industrial spray paint.
She never learnt anything about make-up, even if her entire life seems to be spent either eating or watching beauty gurus. Remember when she put eyeshadow over the eyeliner?
Gorlax
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The only thing that would do the trick is a closed casket. Bitch died like five years ago.
This is so fucking boring, show layygs already
You are being too kind. Amber is going to be creamated in a horse incinerator.
damngoorl
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The next time she manages to waddle to a tree she should apologize to it for all the paper and oxygen she wastes.
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Not great at makeup, but the brush doesn't know. Would it make a huge difference?She applies her foundation with a fucking blush brush
Teach me your ways?
For the blush brush Amberlynn has, yes. The bristles of a typical blush brush are too long and not dense enough to apply or blend a liquid product effectively and evenly. (It's also too small in size overall to be practical for applying product all over the face.) Trying to use that kind of brush for that purpose could be described as... floppy? Or simply retar.ded.
I'll link a vid if I can find one easily. She has several.
To add to this, cleaning caked liquid product out of a brush like that is a nightmare. She also lacks application/brush techniques which can leave track lines from the long bristles.
Basically, there is a reason that there are brushes designed for certain areas of the face and product types. You don’t need a hundred products and brushes to do great makeup, really. Just basic knowledge and a little practice.
She has two beauty blenders now, which really are worth the hype. Using a brush instead of a blender is the way to go,and I'd like to see her bounce that thing all over her enormous face and watch the flubber fly. She probably doesn't know you use it damp though, so it'll eat her product, which is fitting.
I'm reaaaaallly fucking late, but amberlynn reading the descriptions reminds me of chris farley reading the Zagat guide
Whatthefuck
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When you have that much area to cover the appropriate brush is sold at Sherwin-Williams so I'll give her a pass on that.She applies her foundation with a fucking blush brush
Only Chris Farley was much more dainty.
Whatthefuck
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Yep, it’s amazing that a man who was a planet in his own right and coked out of his mind 90% of the time is more feminine and gorly than our gorl.
No disrespect to Chris Farley who was actually talented and seemed nice, RIP.
For anyone who had been waiting for it, I was finally able to add the archive to the OP.
I could be wrong, but I think it’s pronounced or-EE-bay.
Watching her pretend to be excited for things she’ll never wear to places she never goes is depressing.
Watching her pretend to be excited for things she’ll never wear to places she never goes is depressing.
SituationTypeThing
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It looks like that, but it's Or-bay (though I most frequently pronounce it: use-less prod-ucts"
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