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Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw WatsonJesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  1. Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    88 vote(s)
    11.6%
  2. Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    11 vote(s)
    1.4%
  3. Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    12 vote(s)
    1.6%
  4. Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    20 vote(s)
    2.6%
  5. Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    47 vote(s)
    6.2%
  6. Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    67 vote(s)
    8.8%
  7. Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    516 vote(s)
    67.8%
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  1. 2 comes up the most. WELL FUCK BRAD NOW I LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS BECAUSE I TOLD THEM ABOUT THIS MAGIC TRICK

    FUCK
     
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  2. According to IMDB, there's more movies with 45 in the title than movies with 47. Here's the list for 47. Note how it says 64 results. Now here's the list for 45. Note how it says 91 results.

    47 also loses to 48. Although to be fair, it only loses by a few movies. 47 also loses to 44, but again it's only by a small margin. However, 50 completely destroys 47.

    You asked me to check the popularity of the number 47 in movie titles against other numbers. I checked the popularity of the numbers you suggested, and 47 landed right in the middle of the group. I still see no reason to think that the number 47 has any sort of special powers.
     
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    Coconut Gun

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  3. Our Local Group consists of 2 regular Galaxies and about 70 known dwarf galaxies. There's an estimate that our Local Group has several hundred dwarf galaxies, though. The Local Group is part of the Virgo Supercluster of Galaxies, which contains roughly between 100 and 200 of such groups. The Virgo Supercluster itself is part of the Laniakea Supercluster, which contains a whooping 100.000 regular Galaxies and several times more Dwarf Galaxies.
    The observable universe contains at least 2 trillion Galaxies.
    It's like comparing a spec of dust to the moon.

    So yeah. One Galaxy is absolutely insignifcant in size and mass compared to the universe.

    In case you forgot, you already announced that it's in Tau Ceti since that's the closest G-class star.
    However, there's 5 known planets orbiting Tau Ceti and neither fits any of your predictions for Nestor.

    The mass of a Supermassive Black Hole is less than that of a galaxy, you know...

    How about you name a few?

    On a sidenote, if FOD=604 is equal to GOD=704, how come it shows up barely anywhere in your theories and is basically limited to Nestor's system... why, it's almost as if this was poorly thought out of something.
    I've mentioned in the past, there's a German theologist who wrote a text about how Satan wanted to abolish the 7th day of the week, since that day represents the perfection of God's creation and his presence on Earth.
    Since Nestor isDick Jr's version of CWCville, he's basically uncontested ruler there and they only have a 6 day week. Confirms that Dick Jr. is the Devil I'd say.

    and
    What really slays me is how Dick Jr. will announce that this is somehow proof that people follow his silly claims, yet he has absolutely noone to back him up. Even Charles Manson had a bunch of goons loyal enough to do his killing, Dick Jr. doesn't even have a single disciple that would do as much as hold a door open for him.
    :story:
     
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  4. I just wrote the following on http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/gol...out-yet/ar-BBCQEj0?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

    A couple years ago at the 1st Round of the Cadillac World Golf Championship in Miami, I AM at the tee of the 7th Hole Par 4 470 yards watching Tiger Woods and GOD was telling me, "SHOUT 'Bobby Jones was reincarnated as Tiger!'" I told GOD, "I AM not going to do that. I AM not going to distract him in the midst of a very important tournament and I don't want to be one of those ass----s that shouts on televised golf."

    Right then as Tiger, Adam Scott, and Henrik Stenson were walking off the tee, the horn sounded to notify everyone of inclement weather and to get off the course. A BIG storm came through with heavy rains and strong winds that knocked over some scoreboards! Play didn't resume for 4 hours.

    I hung around the Clubhouse at Trump Doral trying not to have to buy a bottle of 'Trump Water' for $5 until they sounded the horn again. I was then out at the 7th fairway with only one other spectator watching the world's number 1, 2, and 3 golfers.
     
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  5. And 0 fucks were given that day, today or any day.
    Not 4 fucks, not 7 fucks but 0 FUCKS!
     
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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre Don't weep for the stupid, youll be crying all day

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  6. Talos = Talos Stormcrown, "he who is both man and Divine" (attrib. Heimskr)
    Talos → the Dragon6born4 (FOD)
    The national flag of Wales has a dragon on it; Dragon Ball is one of the most popular anime in history; millions of people play Dungeons and Dragons

    There Are No Coincidences.
     
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  7. @Coconut Gun,

    Thanks for doing that research. For the record, you're saying that 47 Meters Deep opening on Friday was 100% 'coincidental' with 0% probability that the powers-that-be behind that movie knew the Masonic(7,74) Code(4) of the ancient sacred combination of 7 & 4, aka GOD=7_4?
     
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  8. Take your medication Brad
     
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  9. @Anonymus Fluhre / 'Fluffy',

    Seriously, what do you give a FUC ("five a GUC") about? Please list them in order of importance. My list starts with...

    Number 174 - GOD


    Synchronism: 10:49 "Get the GX7 at GX7Golf.com" - Golf Channel
     
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  10. FTFY
     
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  11. There is a far greater probability that "47 meters," if it means anything, has to do with some ocean level whose temperature and pressure would make it impossible for humans to survive outside a vehicle -- and yes, that would then be a total raging coincidence with a boner for other coincidences -- than it does some kind of Dan Brown movie titling conspiracy.
     
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    NobleGreyHorse I will get that carrot!

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  12. I prefer the truth, the obsolete truth, as in facts. Something that in 1030 pages have been unable to give. 1030 pages and 5,792 messages...Majority on this thread have been you sperging into the void hoping someone, anyone can become your first acolyte. I hate to break it to you old man. That is never going to happen.

    You are here to do one thing and one thing only. To provide entertainment to us all so that we can laugh.

    If you're really...Really desperate for your first disciple to follow you and drink the koolaid, I would suggest going to psychforums.
     
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  13. Richard, honey, claiming to care most about God first isn't pious when you insist you are him. It just means you're a delusional egotist.

    Because you ain't Him, in any form.
     
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    Vorhtbame

    Vorhtbame Drinks her agua to that

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  14. So while Brad was off writing another copypasta of word spaghetti on MSN. I finished making two sirloin, short rib, brisket and a little ox-tail hamburgers, mixed in with some nine different fine herbs and spices, some blue brie crumbled inside. Made two kaisersemmel, toasted them, and slathered on some butterkäse for flavour and once the burgers were done, threw on some gouda on top to melt and then poured some jägersoße on top.

    All in all I think my time was better spent.

    And yes...The burgers were delicious.
     
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    Anonymus Fluhre

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  15. I've never heard the term "dwarf galaxies"; I should google that.
    The highest number* I've heard is 200 billion galaxies in this Universe.

    http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy
    I don't agree and won't ever use the term 'insignificant' when it includes trillions of humanoid life.
    Please STOP FUCing with me! The announcement I've made all along is that Planet Nestor is our 'next-door neighbors' where humanoids have a nest or base and that it was built64 with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4. Other than that, I don't know where exactly it is; but it's just a matter of time47* before we spot it.
    Let's give that solar system some time before we write it off.
    Obviously, since every galaxy has a SBH at its center.
    Michio Kaku... I'd have to spend some time to come up with a list; google it. The connection of the Big Bang (Bit Bang) being a supermassive white hole was first proposed in 1977.
    That's false. First, living on Earth at this point74 in time47, we're greatly influenced by GOD=7_4. Second, see Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) at http://7seals.blogspot.com . That's sympathetic vibration of FOD=6_4.
    Stupid and there's nothing perfect about the #7. Mathematicians call the #6 a perfect number because it's 2x3 and 2+3+1.

    The Biblical Creation Story encodes GOD=7_4 and the 7 Days reflect the 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 (~7.4) days each.
    You were doing pretty good for awhile before you let your demons take charge.


    *Synchronism: 11:11 "Number of times" - David Duval, 11:22 "Time now for..." on Golf Channel
     
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  16. @Vorhtbame,

    For 1030 pages, I've been separating* GOD & God-incarnate. PLEASE tell us that you acknowledge the difference.


    *11:50 "Separating yourself" - Golf Channel
     
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  17. Ahem
    http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblo...al-black-hole-10-times-size-of-milky-way.html

    You really should look up actual facts before you begin to type Brad.
     
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  18. @Brad Watson_Miami,

    Do you believe in Talos? Hjalti Early-Beard was Lorkhan incarnate? Tiber Septim is the true god of man?
     
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    NotAKitty

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  19. This morning's news...

    7 sailors killed in battleship being struck by cargo ship.
    Terrorist drives van into Muslims on 7 Sisters Road in London.
    Brooks Koepka becomes the 7th different golfer to win the last 7 Majors. 73.96 was the avg. scoring in Round 4 on Sunday.


    12:07 "Old #7 Jack Daniels" ad on Golf Channel
     
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