Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 123 13.0%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 14 1.5%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 18 1.9%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 27 2.8%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 59 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 77 8.1%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 630 66.5%

  • Total voters
    948

Ow The Edge

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Pilate was even known for trying to do whatever would buy order, just or not, just to keep his job, and even he had enough conscience to try NOT having Jesus executed because he realized he was being sold a ton of bullshit and killing a guy over such blatant bullshit was an insult to even his lax political based morals.
Fun fact: Pilate was subsequently recalled to Rome because they felt he was too harsh in crushing a Samaritan movement. Mercy was not in his usual repertoire, and even he thought these charges were bullshit.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Do you consider yourself a sovereign citizen?
No, that's all a HUGE bunch of crap.

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Pilate was even known for trying to do whatever would buy order, just or not, just to keep his job, and even he had enough conscience to try NOT having Jesus executed because he realized he was being sold a ton of bullshit and killing a guy over such blatant bullshit was an insult to even his lax political based morals.
@GethN74,

You need to recognize Roman propaganda. Do you really think that Jesus son of Joseph said, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and then the Romans crucified him? Or does it make more sense for that to be a Roman fabrication to get Christians to pay their taxes to Roma?
 
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Ow The Edge

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@GethN74,

You need to recognize Roman propaganda. Do you really think that Jesus son of Joseph said, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and then the Romans crucified him? Or does it make more sense for that to be a Roman fabrication to get Christians to pay their taxes to Roma?
Apart from that being, again, heresy, yes I think that. Christ's concern was for the souls of men, not formenting a violent revolution.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Christ was executed on false charges by a kangaroo court violating every Roman and Jewish rule on judicial procedures
Wrong. According to Jewish laws and dogma, Y'shua bar Yosef was guilty of heresy. He was also telling The Truth which is often what people DO NOT want to hear.
Even His (Roman) judge Pontius Pilate, hardly a man known for his mercy, admitted there was nothing to it and wanted to let Jesus go. An angry mob intimidated him into going along with the travesty of justice.
You'll believe any Roman propaganda from 1,900 years ago, huh? When did you stop believing the Roman authorities? Constantine? Medieval times? Do you believe they're culpable of child molestation today?
 

Ow The Edge

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They reference "The Son of God," which is supposed to be about Jesus.
You're referring to 4Q246, yes? That's a prophecy of a future time that Christians don't accept as canonical and doesn't mention Jesus by name at all. Why would that challenge anything? The first Christians are well documented as nonviolent. All the Apostles bar one were martyred for preaching, never violence.

Wrong. According to Jewish laws and dogma, Y'shua bar Yosef was guilty of heresy. He was also telling The Truth which is often what people DO NOT want to hear.

You'll believe any Roman propaganda from 1,900 years ago, huh? When did you stop believing the Roman authorities? Constantine? Medieval times? Do you believe they're culpable of child molestation today?
No, He wasn't. He objected to traditions and hypocrisy being piled on top of the Jewish faith, he never called for it to be overthrown.

You're completely delusional, there is no account of Christ ever raising armed rebellion and such would go against His teachings. "My kingdom is not of the world."
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Another 'Coincidence' on Wed. 12.5.18

On the National Day of Mourning for Pres. George H. W. Bush, the current CIA Director briefed some Senators on the Khashogggi murder indicting the Saudi crown prince. How would Bush Sr. & Bush Jr. have handled this? All indications is that they would have given the Saudi crown prince the same disgusting free-pass that they always gave him - the same kissy-kissy relationship that Donald Trump 666 has with him.

House of Bush, House of Saud.jpg

Newsbreaking and controversial -- an award-winning investigative journalist uncovers the thirty-year relationship between the Bush family and the House of Saud and explains its impact on American foreign policy, business, and national security.

House of Bush, House of Saud
begins with a politically explosive question: How is it that two days after 9/11, when U.S. air traffic was tightly restricted, 140 Saudis, many immediate kin to Osama Bin Laden, were permitted to leave the country without being questioned by U.S. intelligence?

The answer lies in a hidden relationship that began in the 1970s, when the oil-rich House of Saud began courting American politicians in a bid for military protection, influence, and investment opportunity. With the Bush family, the Saudis hit a gusher -- direct access to presidents Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush. To trace the amazing weave of Saud- Bush connections, Unger interviewed three former directors of the CIA, top Saudi and Israeli intelligence officials, and more than one hundred other sources. His access to major players is unparalleled and often exclusive -- including executives at the Carlyle Group, the giant investment firm where the House of Bush and the House of Saud each has a major stake.

Like Bob Woodward's The Veil, Unger's House of Bush, House of Saud features unprecedented reportage; like Michael Moore's Dude, Where's My Country? Unger's book offers a political counter-narrative to official explanations; this deeply sourced account has already been cited by Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton and Charles Schumer, and sets 9/11, the two Gulf Wars, and the ongoing Middle East crisis in a new context: What really happened when America's most powerful political family became seduced by its Saudi counterparts?
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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@GethN74,

You need to recognize Roman propaganda. Do you really think that Jesus son of Joseph said, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and then the Romans crucified him? Or does it make more sense for that to be a Roman fabrication to get Christians to pay their taxes to Roma?
Yet another cornerstone of christianity that formed our society as we know it: Secularism. And according to you, it's "roman propaganda" and Jesus advocated fighting the Romans? I guess Jesus strongly advocating pacifism by saying "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also" is roman propaganda, too?

I would love to hear it from you, what did Jesus do or say that made him so special?
According to you, he was a petty ruffian, a criminal, advocated violence, didn't die for humanities' sins, did not resurrect, did not ascend to heaven... what a bleak system of believes.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre

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So Richard has spent his whole day arguing with strangers on the internet again.

At least he's finally admitted to being a criminal. Also, none of those crimes were alleged Richard.

Well, I'm off again, another night with my girlfriends family. At least until Saturday then back there again on Sunday and Monday.

Keep on being a bitter racist old man Richard.
 

Adamska

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No, He wasn't. He objected to traditions and hypocrisy being piled on top of the Jewish faith, he never called for it to be overthrown.

You're completely delusional, there is no account of Christ ever raising armed rebellion and such would go against His teachings. "My kingdom is not of the world."
Dick here is just putting in his own eternal entitlement and hateful views on Jesus due to his desperation to claim his accomplishments as his own, and he can't get or hates the actual character traits of Jesus since he'd never do any of the shit he did.

This is the cunt who throws out most of the Bible and rationalizes it as Roman propoganda when pointed out how academically dishonest he is.
 

GethN7

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Dick here is just putting in his own eternal entitlement and hateful views on Jesus due to his desperation to claim his accomplishments as his own, and he can't get or hates the actual character traits of Jesus since he'd never do any of the shit he did.

This is the cunt who throws out most of the Bible and rationalizes it as Roman propoganda when pointed out how academically dishonest he is.
Which is hysterical from a historical standpoint, as the Romans tried for the better part of their Empire to CRUSH Christianity, and eventually gave up and decided to embrace it because they completely failed, and in fact caused it to grow by persecuting it's adherents.

The Romans weren't huge fans of the Jews either, but they kinda inherited them into their Empire from the other civilizations that used to lord over them and uneasily tolerated them at best since they were grandfathered in.

Not to mention the real point of contention between the Romans and Christians was the utter refusal of Christians to pay homage to state cults, which was seen as a sign of loyalty to the Empire. They just barely tolerated Jews refusing to, they kinda had to put up with that, but when Christians refused to do so as well, that just wore down Rome's last nerve and was why they were persecuted so harshly.

Most other cultures Rome had in it's empire were either polytheistic or were willing to compromise their own beliefs and meet Rome halfway on that point, but Jews and Christians utterly refused and that was a longstanding raw nerve the Romans never truly got over.
 
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Ow The Edge

Darko of the Dark
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This is why it's pointless to explain to Brad how he isn't Jesus... the "Jesus" he claims to have been is his own invention, that bears no resemblance to the figure from the Bible, history, or any religious tradition. Brad might be better off just giving this guy a new name (Zebu?) and running with that.
But then how would he feel all self important and superior to the rest of mankind, if he couldn't say he was secretly the Son of God with the power to sentence his internet detractors to bizarre amounts of reincarnation? Why, he might have to face up to being a somewhat crazy, aging man with a criminal record and a sickly girlfriend he's been neglecting. And we couldn't possibly ask the reincarnation of Jesus, Lincoln, Einstein and whoever else to do something like that.
 

[V A P O R W A V E]

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Fluffie,

Yes, last year you said that you have 4 children from 4 different mothers that you weren't married to and that the oldest was 6: 6 & 4. This was sandwiched between you saying that the Planet Nestor built64 on FOD=6_4 wasn't real. Now if your oldest bastard was 6 last year, wouldn't that make him 7 now: 7 & 4?
Planet Nestor isnt real tho. Just saying.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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"He bought a $50 gift card from Walmart that was only worth $.47". - stated 4x on Good Morning America, ABC 7:40

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Today, 12.7, is Pearl Harbor Day. Did Franklin Roosevelt know ahead of time that the Japanese were going to attack the Naval base at Pearl? The US was intercepting the Japanese radio communications and had broken their codes. They knew there were Japanese spies in Pearl. These spies observed the four US aircraft carriers (Lexington, Yorktown, Enterprise, and Saratoga) in port, informed Tokyo, and the Japanese launched the raid. Then the four aircraft carriers were sent out to sea on various missions. It could have been just a 'BIG coincidence' or FDR could have baited the Japanese in order to get the US into WWII. A few days after Pearl Harbor, Hitler declared war on the US.

Well @Brad Watson_Miami what punishment do you have in mind for the Saudi crown prince ?
Really awful luck for the rest of his life, then he won't be reincarnated as human for 74,000 years with 740 years non-commutable. When he's reincarnated as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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ChurchOfGodBear

He's just this guy, you know?
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Really awful luck for the rest of his life, then he won't be reincarnated as human for 74,000 years with 740 years non-commutable. When he's reincarnated as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
So... basically the same as everyone else, if you even bother to remember.

If you actually were in charge of this stuff, it'd be awesome for the evil people in the world. The more people they kill, the lighter your sentences are. Sometimes you let them slide entirely, or reincarnate them as famous multimillionaires.
 

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