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Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw WatsonJesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  1. Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    112 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    14 vote(s)
    1.6%
  3. Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    16 vote(s)
    1.8%
  4. Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    25 vote(s)
    2.8%
  5. Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    57 vote(s)
    6.4%
  6. Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    75 vote(s)
    8.4%
  7. Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    598 vote(s)
    66.7%
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  1. @On The Edge,

    "The evidence points to the conclusion that Jesus was executed by the Romans for sedition—rebellion against the government.
    1. First, he was crucified as “King of the Jews”...the titulus on the cross announcing this is almost certainly historical.
    2. Second, he was crucified between two “robbers” or “criminals”—Roman terms used of insurrectionists (Mark 15:27; Matt. 27:38; Luke 23:33; John 19:18). Another insurrectionist, Barabbas, was released in his place (Mark 15:7; Matt. 27:16; Luke 23:19; John 18:40).
    3. Finally, the account of charges brought to Pilate by the Sanhedrin in Luke’s Gospel are related to sedition: “And they began to accuse him, saying, ‘We have found this man subverting our nation. He opposes payment of taxes to Caesar and claims to be Christ, a king. . . . He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here’ ” (Luke 23:2, 5)."
    https://zondervanacademic.com/blog/who-killed-jesus-the-historical-context-of-jesus-crucifixion/

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    @Anonymus Fluffer,

    You need to immediately contact the US 7th Fleet and notify them that you know exactly where those five missing crew members are. What a fluffer!
     
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    #25441 Brad Watson_Miami, Dec 6, 2018 at 1:39 PM
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  2. Do you consider yourself a sovereign citizen?
     
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  3. And again: All these charges were lies, as the bible states itself. You, on the other hand, were guilty.
     
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  4. Brad, let me correct you:

    1. Yes, it's what he was executed for, but only to appease the Jews. He was guilty of pissing off the Sanhedrin, which earned him a religious sentence (which meant nothing, they were just salty), but they had no authority to put him to death, so they fobbed him off to the Romans and tried to make it a political charge, which they could execute him for. Pilate knew it was horseshit and tried to back out, but the Jews would revolt unless he killed the guy, so he caved and had Jesus executed despite trying to save him by offering Barrabas be executed instead, who actually was guilty of crimes worthy of death.

    2. Even the criminals knew he was innocent, one even putting faith in him, while the other was too much of a cynical jackass to care.

    3. And those charges were horseshit. Jesus said taxes should be paid, and they twisted the rest of his words and intentions to support their bogus political charges, which Pontius Pilate realized upon doing his own investigation.
     
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  5. I see that Brad the (actual) Bastard is up to his old ways that don’t work.

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    DynamiteNinja

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  6. Christ was executed on false charges by a kangaroo court violating every Roman and Jewish rules on judicial procedures, numbnut. Even His judge Pontius Pilate, hardly a man known for his mercy, admitted there was nothing to it and wanted to let Jesus go. An angry mob intimidated him into going along with the travesty of justice.

    In other words nothing whatsoever like your completely justified arrest.
     
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    Ow The Edge

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  7. Pilate was even known for trying to do whatever would buy order, just or not, just to keep his job, and even he had enough conscience to try NOT having Jesus executed because he realized he was being sold a ton of bullshit and killing a guy over such blatant bullshit was an insult to even his lax political based morals.
     
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  8. Fun fact: Pilate was subsequently recalled to Rome because they felt he was too harsh in crushing a Samaritan movement. Mercy was not in his usual repertoire, and even he thought these charges were bullshit.
     
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  9. No, that's all a HUGE bunch of crap.

    BIG pile of shit.jpeg

    @GethN74,

    You need to recognize Roman propaganda. Do you really think that Jesus son of Joseph said, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and then the Romans crucified him? Or does it make more sense for that to be a Roman fabrication to get Christians to pay their taxes to Roma?
     
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    #25449 Brad Watson_Miami, Dec 6, 2018 at 2:28 PM
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  10. Apart from that being, again, heresy, yes I think that. Christ's concern was for the souls of men, not formenting a violent revolution.
     
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  11. Aren't the Dead Sea scrolls contradicting this?
     
  12. What? The Dead Sea Scrolls contain books from the Old Testament, there's nothing about Jesus' life in there.
     
    Ow The Edge

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  13. They reference "The Son of God," which is supposed to be about Jesus.
     
  14. Wrong. According to Jewish laws and dogma, Y'shua bar Yosef was guilty of heresy. He was also telling The Truth which is often what people DO NOT want to hear.
    You'll believe any Roman propaganda from 1,900 years ago, huh? When did you stop believing the Roman authorities? Constantine? Medieval times? Do you believe they're culpable of child molestation today?
     
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  15. You're referring to 4Q246, yes? That's a prophecy of a future time that Christians don't accept as canonical and doesn't mention Jesus by name at all. Why would that challenge anything? The first Christians are well documented as nonviolent. All the Apostles bar one were martyred for preaching, never violence.

    No, He wasn't. He objected to traditions and hypocrisy being piled on top of the Jewish faith, he never called for it to be overthrown.

    You're completely delusional, there is no account of Christ ever raising armed rebellion and such would go against His teachings. "My kingdom is not of the world."
     
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  16. Another 'Coincidence' on Wed. 12.5.18

    On the National Day of Mourning for Pres. George H. W. Bush, the current CIA Director briefed some Senators on the Khashogggi murder indicting the Saudi crown prince. How would Bush Sr. & Bush Jr. have handled this? All indications is that they would have given the Saudi crown prince the same disgusting free-pass that they always gave him - the same kissy-kissy relationship that Donald Trump 666 has with him.

    House of Bush, House of Saud.jpg

    Newsbreaking and controversial -- an award-winning investigative journalist uncovers the thirty-year relationship between the Bush family and the House of Saud and explains its impact on American foreign policy, business, and national security.

    House of Bush, House of Saud
    begins with a politically explosive question: How is it that two days after 9/11, when U.S. air traffic was tightly restricted, 140 Saudis, many immediate kin to Osama Bin Laden, were permitted to leave the country without being questioned by U.S. intelligence?

    The answer lies in a hidden relationship that began in the 1970s, when the oil-rich House of Saud began courting American politicians in a bid for military protection, influence, and investment opportunity. With the Bush family, the Saudis hit a gusher -- direct access to presidents Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush. To trace the amazing weave of Saud- Bush connections, Unger interviewed three former directors of the CIA, top Saudi and Israeli intelligence officials, and more than one hundred other sources. His access to major players is unparalleled and often exclusive -- including executives at the Carlyle Group, the giant investment firm where the House of Bush and the House of Saud each has a major stake.

    Like Bob Woodward's The Veil, Unger's House of Bush, House of Saud features unprecedented reportage; like Michael Moore's Dude, Where's My Country? Unger's book offers a political counter-narrative to official explanations; this deeply sourced account has already been cited by Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton and Charles Schumer, and sets 9/11, the two Gulf Wars, and the ongoing Middle East crisis in a new context: What really happened when America's most powerful political family became seduced by its Saudi counterparts?
     
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  17. BlueArmedDevil

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  18. Yet another cornerstone of christianity that formed our society as we know it: Secularism. And according to you, it's "roman propaganda" and Jesus advocated fighting the Romans? I guess Jesus strongly advocating pacifism by saying "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also" is roman propaganda, too?

    I would love to hear it from you, what did Jesus do or say that made him so special?
    According to you, he was a petty ruffian, a criminal, advocated violence, didn't die for humanities' sins, did not resurrect, did not ascend to heaven... what a bleak system of believes.
     
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    #25458 RomanesEuntDomus, Dec 6, 2018 at 3:37 PM
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  19. So Richard has spent his whole day arguing with strangers on the internet again.

    At least he's finally admitted to being a criminal. Also, none of those crimes were alleged Richard.

    Well, I'm off again, another night with my girlfriends family. At least until Saturday then back there again on Sunday and Monday.

    Keep on being a bitter racist old man Richard.
     
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  20. Dick here is just putting in his own eternal entitlement and hateful views on Jesus due to his desperation to claim his accomplishments as his own, and he can't get or hates the actual character traits of Jesus since he'd never do any of the shit he did.

    This is the cunt who throws out most of the Bible and rationalizes it as Roman propoganda when pointed out how academically dishonest he is.
     
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