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Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw WatsonJesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  1. Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    117 vote(s)
    12.6%
  2. Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    14 vote(s)
    1.5%
  3. Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    17 vote(s)
    1.8%
  4. Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    27 vote(s)
    2.9%
  5. Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    58 vote(s)
    6.3%
  6. Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    77 vote(s)
    8.3%
  7. Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    618 vote(s)
    66.6%
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  1. How about using an actual research paper instead of a forum.

    Also, yes Richard I know that, I already mentioned Planck stars. You would know that if your reading level wasn't grade school.
     
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    Anonymus Fluhre

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  2. @Annoying Fluffer,

    You can look for more examples of the definitions of Planck density and Planck energy density - there's a subtle difference between the two. Which one applies to quantum theory's explanation of what's inside a black hole?

    Planck density - density of hypothetical Planck Star or central object of BH present there instead of singularity.
    https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/176188/physical-significance-of-the-planck-density/243687#243687

    'Coincidence' of 2.8.19

    I was watching the PGA at Pebble Beach play their 2nd Round on TV Friday and they kept repeating, "Pebble Beach was founded in 1919 and the 2019 US Open will be played here to mark its 100 Anniversary (Feb. 22 - George Washington's Birthday)". I decided to add Pebble Beach to Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory. I went on Pebble Beach's website and besides all the 1919 & 2019 US Open references, I found Pebble's course rating 74.7, Bing Crosby began his Pro-Am in '47, and there are 4 courses on the 17-mile drive. Freemasons encoded 19, GOD=7_4, and Jesus' Birthday of 4/17.

    I then left the condo at 7:40 pm to get some dinner and saw that the Moon was smiling (thin crescent pointing towards the Sun having set).

    Moon smiling.jpg

    'Coincidence' of 2.11.19
    Currently, the oldest player to win the Pebble Beach Pro-Am was 47-year-old Steve Lowry(?). There was a hail-storm that postponed play yesterday. Any minute, Phil Mickelson will become the oldest winner at 48.

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    'Coincidence' of -19 2.11.19

    The oldest player to win the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am was 47-year-old Steve Lowry(?). There was a hailstorm that postponed play yesterday. Phil Mickelson just became the oldest winner at 48 at -19. In his interview, he referred to his grandfather who caddied at Pebble in 1919.​
    I attended the Oasis Champions Tour in Boca Raton on Saturday and got alot of GOD=7_4 examples. Bernhard Langer won there yesterday at -19.​
    On Saturday, I tweaked Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) with (1919) "Pebble Beach". Pretty cool that both winners at Pebble and in Boca finished at -19.

    Pebble Beach Golf Course was founded on George Washington's Birthday - Feb. 22, 1919. However, General Washington was actually born on Feb. 11 of the Old Calendar (Julian Calendar).

    George Washington Masonic Ceremony Capitol.jpg
     
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    #26322 Brad Watson_Miami, Feb 11, 2019
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  3. Check out all those coincidences, man.
     
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  4. Oh, "the moon was smiling." Well, that proves fucking everything, doesn't it. (Richard, this is intense sarcasm, which you seem to have trouble getting from people at times)
     
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  5. That feeling is quite mutual, don't worry.
     
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  6. But why tho?
     
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  7. @Anonymus Fluhre, this crap isn't worth getting worked up over, past a certain point Brad is just a gibbering madman who'd prefer to die crazy than live sane and with the knowledge he's powerless and incompetent, and as reluctant as he is to admit it, he's knows it to be true.

    Everything I've quoted above is just the same repeated gibberish with unrelated things he's thinks mean something which he spackles with his inane number code nonsense.

    In other words, sky blue, grass green, Brad is still mooing like a good lolcow.
     
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  8. brad, how do i get laid???
     
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  9. To me it does. You just see it as a BIG cosmic 'coincidence'? Is our position on Earth observing the Sun and Moon as exactly the same size also a BIG cosmic 'coincidence' to you?

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    #26329 Brad Watson_Miami, Feb 11, 2019
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    Brad Watson_Miami

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  10. Yes, it is, and I'll tell you why. What you're experiencing when you see these "patterns" is called "paredolia" (the link goes to Wikipedia, just for you Brad.) Paredolia occurs when you interpret random stimuli as a meaningful pattern. It's like someone seeing a splotch of mold on their wall and thinking it looks like Elvis.
    I've spoilered a few examples that have a religious bent (I felt it apropos for this thread.) They might look like God or Jesus, but in truth, it is simply random shape our brains happen interpret as a meaningful pattern.
    [​IMG]
    Truth is, we don't know what Jesus looked like when He was on earth. The patterns here could depict some hobo from Detroit for all we know.
    You see random happenstance- the position of the sun and the moon in relation to the earth, for example- and your interpret this as something meaningful. While it is an interesting celestial phenomenon, it means exactly zilch. Same with your 7 and 4 obsession. Those numbers cropping up in certain situations mean nothing at all.
    So, yes, they are coincidences.
     
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  11. Does anybody have those voice interviews Brad did with some kiwis? This was years ago, and I don't any idea wherein 1300+ pages that would have been in.
     
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  12. As I recall, Brad agreed to do them but then backed out. He's kind of a wimp that way
     
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  13. @Waxy Senorita Citizen,

    What you're experiencing when you don't see these patterns is called stupidness. Stupidness occurs when you can't interpret non-random stimuli when it's part of an easily observable and very meaningful pattern. How are you going to explain Elvis' music to someone who's deaf? How are you going to describe The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh to someone who's blind?

    Math & science began c. 20,000 years ago with the observation of the 7 Moving Objects in the Heavens and 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. The 4 lunar phases are roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Etc.

    It's inexcusable that you're dumber than some 20,000 years ago.
     
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  14. Brad stop insulting blind people and deaf people. You know blind people can hear, and deaf people can see, right? You know that a competent enough writer or speaker can interpret stimuli to the deaf and blind, right? You see, what we're all missing is insanity. You just aren't good enough at communicating the insanity you experience to everyone else
     
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    Magusyrup

    Magusyrup You're using wayyy too many napkins

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  15. @MapleSyrup,

    I didn't insult blind and deaf people. Let's see your explanation of Elvis' music. Let's hear your explanation of The Starry Night.

    You'll always be reincarnated as either blind or deaf unless you're an animal which you will be for the next 47,000 years.
     
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    #26335 Brad Watson_Miami, Feb 11, 2019
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    Brad Watson_Miami

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  16. The deaf have rythm and can feel the vibrations of his music, see his performances. The blind can feel the brushstrokes, understand the emotion of the swirls. One could easily make a musical interpretation of the starry night. No such thing can be done for your schizophrenic delusions, Brad. You are simply gibbering madly.

    I'm amazed you think the first inklings of math and science had anything to do with planets and that you managed to miss the mark so widely. It's dare I say it, inexcusable.

    Aww, little braddums soiled his diaper and had a tantrum. That's all your judgements are, puddles. A child's tantrum thrown by a past his prime mediocre manchild musician.
     
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  17. To be fair, we don't know that Brad soils himself. Granted, lots of other Lolcows do, but we have no evidence that Brad does.

    That's science, y'all.
     
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  18. For a guy who has yet to explain anything logically, you sure like to plug your ears when presented with clear facts from people who oppose your schizophrenic view point.
     
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  19. Fuck counting how many people are in your family so you know how much food you need for everyone or for trading with other families. Nah...Let's just look at the stars, that'll feed your bellies.

    Richard acts like a baby, babies soil themselves. Ergo Richard is a baby that soils himself if one goes by Richards train of thought.
     
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  20. Science through astronomy/astrology and math/numerology began c. 32,000 years ago with the observation of the 7 Moving Objects in the Heavens and 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. The 4 lunar phases are roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Etc. Sacred geometry with its precept of "As Above, So Below" mirrored the observations of the heavens with its first lunar calendar of 4 weeks in a 'moonth' and 12 months in a lunar year (354 days).

    Common cubits are 6 palms x 4 fingers =24 digits. (Possibly this is where are 24 originated.) A cubit was added for royal cubits: 7 palms x 4 digits = 28 digits. All sacred buildings in Babylon & Egypt were built with royal cubits/a basis of 7 & 4. The ancient Hebrews also used cubits (Noah's Ark was 1st written example) and encoded Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 as 7 words and 28 letters.

    See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
     
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    #26340 Brad Watson_Miami, Feb 12, 2019
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