Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 129 13.1%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 14 1.4%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 18 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 27 2.7%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 61 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 81 8.2%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 653 66.4%

  • Total voters
    983

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Yesterday, I attended the 1st Round of the Honda Classic at the PGA National Resort in Palm Beach Gardens. I followed Justin Thomas, Rickie Fowler, and Billy Horshel. It was some real good golf, but it's disappointing not to see PB residents Tiger, Dustin Johnson, and Rory McIlroy. I wanted to watch Brooks Koepka, but he teed-off at 7:45 - too early.
In yesterday's 2nd Round of the Honda Classic, defending champion Justin Thomas shot 74, +4 on the Par 70 PGA National Champions Course. Thomas made the cut on the number being tied for 73rd place. Par 70 for 4 rounds = 280.

In Thursday's 1st Round, Rickie Fowler (fowl-er) came to the 6th Hole Par 4 which has water all along the left with an island that is a rookery for water fowls. Fowler hit in the water twice and took a triple-bogey 7.

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Brad can I ask why you don’t smite people on the Farms anymore?
Judges don't "smite people"; they pass judgment on the accused. If found guilty, they then sentence that person. Of course, this is in lieu of a jury trial.

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
jury=74=J10+U21+R18+Y25

A lot of your early pages have you handing down judgement on people left and right, and now you don’t do that at all. What changed?
I Judged everybody here that deserved it. If I missed someone, let me know.

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Streetlight Stranger

Reaper in Training
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Judges don't "smite people"; they pass judgment on the accused. If found guilty, they then sentence that person. Of course, this is in lieu of a jury trial.

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
jury=74=J10+U21+R18+Y25



I Judged everybody here that deserved it. If I missed someone, let me know.
I just haven’t seen you do it recently and you used to do it to everyone. Do you keep a list somewhere to check?
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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Judges don't "smite people"; they pass judgment on the accused. If found guilty, they then sentence that person. Of course, this is in lieu of a jury trial.

judge=47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5
jury=74=J10+U21+R18+Y25


I Judged everybody here that deserved it. If I missed someone, let me know.
Well, have you ever changed a judgement (I'm not looking through 1300+ pages of autism to find out)? Like, say you sentenced someone to an eternity in Hell, but then decided "No, you'll be reincarnated as a dung beetle for 75 billion years." Or have you rescinded a judgement?
 

Streetlight Stranger

Reaper in Training
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Well, have you ever changed a judgement (I'm not looking through 1300+ pages of autism to find out)? Like, say you sentenced someone to an eternity in Hell, but then decided "No, you'll be reincarnated as a dung beetle for 75 billion years." Or have you rescinded a judgement?
I did see one instance of him making the judgement more severe earlier on in the thread. I’m not certain how many times he’s done it.
 

NobleGreyHorse

This thing here is called a custom title.
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I find the idea of any significance to a guy named "Fowler" being temporarily near some waterfowl to be an utter canard. (See what I did there? HAR!) I have worked with a theatrical lighting designer -- her entire career was this -- whose last name was "Light." While working in retail receiving once, I processed an order of watering cans from a guy named "Sprinkle," and that store repeatedly got its wooden cabinets from (among others) a supplier whose contact person had the surname "Woodie." If Fowler actually worked at a bird rescue, I'd be a lot more impressed.
 

ProgKing of the North

^^^^FUCKTARD^^^^
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I find the idea of any significance to a guy named "Fowler" being temporarily near some waterfowl to be an utter canard. (See what I did there? HAR!) I have worked with a theatrical lighting designer -- her entire career was this -- whose last name was "Light." While working in retail receiving once, I processed an order of watering cans from a guy named "Sprinkle," and that store repeatedly got its wooden cabinets from (among others) a supplier whose contact person had the surname "Woodie." If Fowler actually worked at a bird rescue, I'd be a lot more impressed.
Yeah, well, I know a black guy named Black.

Checkmate, atheists!
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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In yesterday's 2nd Round of the Honda Classic, defending champion Justin Thomas shot 74, +4 on the Par 70 PGA National Champions Course. Thomas made the cut on the number being tied for 73rd place. Par 70 for 4 rounds = 280.

In Thursday's 1st Round, Rickie Fowler (fowl-er) came to the 6th Hole Par 4 which has water all along the left with an island that is a rookery for water fowls. Fowler hit in the water twice and took a triple-bogey 7.

In today's 3rd Round, Rickie Fowl-er rolled in a very long BIRDIE on #6 with the rookery in the background.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Mr. X / Anonymous Coward,

You've once again very rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the reincarnated Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 3.3.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 100,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...



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Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 100,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.
How do you know humans will still exist in 100,000 years (or even in 7,400 years), Brad? We could be wiped out by a meteor, or nuke ourselves into oblivion. Heck, in 100,000 years we could evolve into something people today would never recognize as homo sapiens.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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Keith Mitchell birdied 4 of his last 7 holes to win the Honda Classic in Palm Beach Gardens yesterday. I wasn't aware of the Golf rankings when I went to the tournament on Thursday. I followed Justin Thomas (for the 1st time) and Rickie Fowler. (Brooks Koepka teed-off at 7:45.) Fowler was/is #7 and Thomas is now #4. Koepka was #4 before the Honda, he's now #3.
 

ProgKing of the North

^^^^FUCKTARD^^^^
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Keith Mitchell birdied 4 of his last 7 holes to win the Honda Classic in Palm Beach Gardens yesterday. I wasn't aware of the Golf rankings when I went to the tournament on Thursday. I followed Justin Thomas (for the 1st time) and Rickie Fowler. (Brooks Koepka teed-off at 7:45.) Fowler was/is #7 and Thomas is now #4. Koepka was #4 before the Honda, he's now #3.
When did you lose your omniscience?
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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Keith Mitchell birdied 4 of his last 7 holes to win the Honda Classic in Palm Beach Gardens yesterday. I wasn't aware of the Golf rankings when I went to the tournament on Thursday. I followed Justin Thomas (for the 1st time) and Rickie Fowler. (Brooks Koepka teed-off at 7:45.) Fowler was/is #7 and Thomas is now #4. Koepka was #4 before the Honda, he's now #3.
Yesterday, Vijay Singh birdied the 12th hole to go -7 and a 4-way tie for the lead.

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I've written this on https://www.livescience.com/62016-stephen-hawking-black-holes.html ...

"The BIG Bang-Bit Bang: a supermassive white hole expansion of energy and information 13.8 billion years ago that was spawned by a supermassive black hole at the heart of a galaxy in our parent universe. This duality combines general relativity’s singularities of infinite density in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth of this and all universes within The Conglomerate: multiverse without random bubble universes and parallel worlds. Our Universe exists inside the Planck density of that SBH & shares the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed and information transferred. Our Universe is 1 in ~2 trillion offspring – each with similar physical constants – of its parent universe. This ‘simple’ cause-and-effect cycle explains both infinite space and eternity. Reproduction (making a copy) is an essential characteristic and the simplest plan of continued existence for everything from cells, to animals, to humans, to universes." - part of Seal #1 of http://7seals.blogspot.com
 
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Streetlight Stranger

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Hey Brad how do you compose your music? Do you base it off your other work outside of music or do you create it separately? Also what are your thoughts on jazz. I just finished up a concert tonight. Do you have anything coming up?
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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@Streetlight Stranger,

My compositions come to me in different ways. Sometimes I come up with a melody/theme, chord progression, bass line, drum/percussion rhythm without any association to a title and then expound on it. But the last few years, I've been more impressionistic like with my last two pieces: Brickell Avenue and Two Flamingos which was influenced by Aaron Copland's El Salon Mexico and Chuck Mangione's Land Of Make Believe. I've got two titles now that I haven't started: Golfing With Egyptian Geese and Caribbean Sunrise.

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I AM a classical and jazz musician, but as I've gotten older the 'legitimate' pieces still sound the same while the jazz pieces come out differently each time. I'm playing a symphony concert Sunday that's mostly movie arrangements like Raiders Of The Lost Ark, etc. In two weeks I AM playing Requiem with a choir and orchestra.
 

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