Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 135 13.1%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 17 1.6%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 19 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 29 2.8%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 63 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 86 8.3%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 682 66.1%

  • Total voters
    1,031

The Reaper

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It's now being reported that it's an 87-page manifesto. Weird 'coincidence' it originally being reported as a "74-page manifesto".
The guy’s first name has a score of 88 Brad. Brenton first. His last name Tarrant comes out to 108 as well if that helps.
 

VoreDoggy

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Dear Master Bradley,

Why exactly[7] don't[4] you just go to the nearest[7] nice[4] Masonic Lodge and just give the Worshipful Master a quick blowie so he'll take you to the kink dungeon and initiate you?

Love,

Mr Vore


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Brad Watson_Miami

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Gematria is numerology, not science.
Gematria is an art and part of the science of linguistics. But in most instances, it's just a simple alphanumeric code. You use alphanumeric codes all the time. There's your access code to get into your phone. You use an access code to get on KiwiFarms, other Internet sites, and your bank account. Phone codes, area codes, zip codes - none of these are numerology. Math & science began with the recognition of patterns and that's still their basis. Numerology is an art that I don't practice.

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@VoreDoggy,

That was lovely. Farmers are no longer being reincarnated as hippos and rhinos - that was last year. You guys are coming back as factory chickens, beef cows, and lab rats.

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Brad Watson_Miami

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Rory McIlroy from Northern Ireland won The Players with a 70 in the 4th Round on St. Patrick's Day. His last win was last year at Bayhill with St. Patrick's Day falling on the Saturday.


Synchronism: 19:00 "Brad has been a massive help." - Rory in his interview live on Golf Channel. 7:04 pm "#7 Labratories" ad on CBS

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NobleGreyHorse

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Rory McIlroy from Northern Ireland won The Players with a 70 in the 4th Round on St. Patrick's Day.
Brad. Do you even know why there is a NORTHERN Ireland? Do you, more to the point, know that people up there are largely and fiercely Protestant? How many fucks do Protestants largely give about the feast days of Catholic saints? (Hint: if you divide by that number, your calculator gives up)
 
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The Reaper

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Synchronism: 19:00 "Brad has been a massive help." - Rory in his interview live on Golf Channel. 7:04 pm "#7 Labratories" ad on CBS
Is he referring to you Brad? Or did you just find the fact that someone in his life that was helpful was named Brad, the 1889th most popular boy's name, an incredible mystical sign from the one true Lord?
Also Richard is 175th if you were interested.

What type of music do you have going on this week Brad? Any new compositions? Do you have a lot of performances this week? I really enjoy talking about music with you. How do you begin a composition, and how long do you typically work on them?
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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"74 cities in Nebraska are disaster areas due to flooding." - CNN 5:06

I left this comment on some Philadelphia Experiment videos on YouTube...

Nicola Tesla died in January 1943 and the Govt rushed in and grabbed his papers. It's well-documented that Albert Einstein worked for the Navy in October 1943. Einstein had developed some theories unifying electromagnetism & gravity and had access to Tesla's papers. Einstein did NOT discover a unified field theory of gravity and quantum mechanics (google: unified strings 21 or 19 dimensions & aspects of spacetime). When Einstein was a teenager, he worked with his father and early electric dynamos.

Einstein, electrical engineer Gabriel Kron, and Tesla's papers were used in The Philadelphia Experiment. After its unpredicted results, the Government took the project from the Navy and it's been a 'Black Project' for the last 74 years. Like 'Stargate', it morphed into a stable artificial wormhole to other planets as well as moving metal objects on Earth through time & space.

I AM Einstein reincarnated; see the proof at http://7seals.blogspot.com .
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Brad. Do you even know why there is a NORTHERN Ireland?
Yes, but I could read up on it again. http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland
Do you, more to the point, know that people up there are largely and fiercely Protestant?
Yes, there's been a fight between Protestants and Roman Catholics since the Protesant Reformation and King Henry VIII. Today, there's less conflict than ever.
How many fucks do Protestants largely give about the feast days of Catholic saints? (Hint: if you divide by that number, your calculator gives up)
Northern Irish Rory NcIlroy won these two golf tournaments on the lush greens of Florida where St. Patrick's Day is observed by Irish-Americans and many others. How many fucks do they give? Now that their hangovers have ended, you could ask them. I AM part Irish and I give 7.4 fucks.

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Brad Watson_Miami

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The Philadelphia Experiment never happened, you lovable...
Ya pumpkin, it did and so did the Manhattan Project.

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The Reaper

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Does the Brad Unblocker still work now that we're in XF 2? I've been wondering as I haven't seen anyone post that people have been blocked.
 
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