Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 123 13.0%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 14 1.5%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 18 1.9%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 27 2.9%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 59 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 77 8.1%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 628 66.4%

  • Total voters
    946

VIVIIXI

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I find the idea of any significance to a guy named "Fowler" being temporarily near some waterfowl to be an utter canard. (See what I did there? HAR!) I have worked with a theatrical lighting designer -- her entire career was this -- whose last name was "Light." While working in retail receiving once, I processed an order of watering cans from a guy named "Sprinkle," and that store repeatedly got its wooden cabinets from (among others) a supplier whose contact person had the surname "Woodie." If Fowler actually worked at a bird rescue, I'd be a lot more impressed.
I knew someone with the last name Ritz who worked for Nabisco.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Augusta National last year played 7435 yards for The Masters. They added 40 yards to the 5th Hole and it will play 7475 yards this year. They've always had a policy of rounding off the yardage of every hole to 5 yards because the tee and hole are moved every day. Is 7475 some kind of Masonic(7,74) Code(4) - an example of GOD=7_4? What about choosing to add 40 yards to one hole? That's alot to one hole at one time!

golf=40=G7+O15+L12+F6
hole=40=H8+O15+L12+E5
cup=40=C3+U21+P16

Tiger has won $7,435,469 at The Masters.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

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בְּרֵאשִׁ֖ית בָּרָ֣א אֱלֹהִ֑ים אֵ֥ת הַשָּׁמַ֖יִם וְאֵ֥ת הָאָֽרֶץ
This is the original Hebrew for Genasis74 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 - it's 7 words & 28 (7x4) letters. It's famously translated to...
"In the beginning, God7_4 created the heavens74 and the earth." Gn 1:1 is God's Signature.​
 
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Troonos

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So I don't have time to go back 1,327 pages to find this answer.

Has Brad ever received a formal diagnosis of schizophrenia, or has he flown under the radar?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

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"Mene, mene" - your days are numbered from Daniel's The Writing's On The Wall
mene mene
=74=M13+E5+N14+E5 + M!3+E5+N14+E5

"Phil Mickelson is -74 on Hole #13." - 1st Round of The Masters, 17:40


Synchronism: 17:51 IBM Watson ad on ESPN

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Squids are awesome, how is that a punishment?
They're delicious!

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Brad Watson_Miami

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==Tiger Woods, The Masters 2nd Round, GOD=7_4, & 40 Minute Lightning Delay==

I was driving home from an orchestra rehearsal yesterday when I decided to stop in Siam Square to eat, have a sake, and watch The Masters 2nd Round. It took them a few minutes to fulfill my request of, "ESPN, please." When The Masters came on, Tiger had a 12-footer for birdie on #11. He made it for the 1st birdie on #11 for the day and the crowd went crazy! The leaders were at -7 and that put Tiger at -4: the GOD=7_4 Code.

Tiger then hit his tee shot on the famous Par 3 #12 to within 6 feet! Before the 2nd player of the threesome could hit his tee shot, the Augusta National officials sounded the horn for a lightning delay of 40 minutes! 'Coincidence'?

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The Masters 3rd Round Saturday

Tiger just birdied the 7th Hole Par 4 to go -7.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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The Masters 3rd Round Saturday

Tiger just birdied the 7th Hole Par 4 to go -7.
Tiger would birdie 4 more holes to finish Saturday at -11, two behind the leader Francesco Molinari - the 1st Italian to lead The Masters. 'Coincidentally', Saturday night I was playing timpani in an Italian Opera concert in Miami. But that ended and I played American music for Palm Sunday yesterday morning in church while Tiger shot 70 in the 4th Round to win.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

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The Holy Stairs had been moved to Roma by Helen the mother of Emperor Constantine. Drops of Jesus' blood that are said to have fallen on the Scala Sancta are marked by medieval crosses in three places. Tourists stop to kiss and touch them as they make their way up the 28 (7x4) marble steps on their knees. http://GOD704.fandom.com


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Because clearly, God wants his mysteries revealed through The Golf Channel.
Golf(4 letters) Channel(7). Golf=40 and begins with G the 7th letter. The 1st golf course - the Old Course at St. Andrews - was encoded with GOD=7_4 by William St. Clair.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

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Easter Rabbit Code: Rabbit = Rabbi t - Rabbi (teacher) with a Cross at the end

Easter Bunny Code is for the 2nd Coming:
BUNNY = B UN NY = Be United Nations New York


The 2nd Coming of the Christ would have to go to the UN in NY or he's not the 2nd Coming.

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Are you the reincarnation of him too?
No, William St. Clair of Roslin died in 1778. I was Benjamin Franklin then and I was in Paris trying to get the French to help fight the British. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_St_Clair_of_Roslin
 
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Trombonista

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The Easter Rabbit Code: Rabbit = Rabbi t - Rabbi (teacher) with a Cross at the end

The Easter Bunny Code is for the 2nd Coming:
BUNNY = B UN NY = Be United Nations New York


The 2nd Coming of the Christ would have to go to the UN in NY or he's not the 2nd Coming.
Close, but not quite.
 

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