Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 135 13.0%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 18 1.7%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 20 1.9%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 29 2.8%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 65 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 86 8.3%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 688 66.1%

  • Total voters
    1,041

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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I posted the following somewhere...

Colorado and Wyoming are 'rectangles' 7 degrees from West to East and 4 degrees from South to North. This was determined by US Congress and is a Masonic(7 letters, 74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3) Code(4).

Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 uses Step 1 of counting the number of letters in a word/name/phrase and giving it symbolic meaning, e.g. Liberty7 Bell4 and 7/4=July 4th. Step 2 of gematria uses 'the key'74 of A=1, B2, C3...O15 or zero...Z26.

GOD=7_4 whereas G is the 7th letter, a circle can be 15 or zero or ---, D=4. GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. The Declaration was signed on 7/4/1776 by only John(4,47) Hancock(7,74) and Charles Thomson(74). George Washington had 74 generals in the Constitutional Army. There were 74 representatives to the Constitutional Convention and the Constitution's 7 Articles were written on 4 pages of parchment. Etc.
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See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Dear Mr. Brad,

Thanks for answering! You’re right, it is pretty tough. I like to think I’m doing good and being a good person, but sometimes it’s hard to know what to do. Do you have any specific advice for activities that are approved of for the Common Good?
Helping the homeless, feeding the hungry, helping the sick, spending time with the elderly, etc.
Also, I have some questions! How many times do you have to be reincarnated?
Eternally.
Is being an animal with a happy life still worse than being a human with a miserable life?
It depends on your perspective and the circumstances. Being a dog or cat in a comfortable home with some loving humans is a beautiful thing - it's heaven!
How did you find all this out?
I AM God.
Was it college, or a vision, or you maybe bumped your head and remembered past lives like in a movie?
It took many lifetimes for me to figure it out. It was all destined to align.
I read your stuff, but I’m pretty sure most of it went over my head, since I’m not very good with numbers :( Is there a primer, maybe? 7 Seals For Dummies? That would be super duper helpful!
See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

I know you think everyone is obsessed with you
Wrong. It's just YOU who are obsessed with me. Why not get the fuck out of here? Go play somewhere else - it would be healthy for you and it would give us a break from your demons.
 

LoverofPi

Mmmmm, delicious pi.
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Wrong. It's just YOU who are obsessed with me. Why not get the fuck out of here? Go play somewhere else - it would be healthy for you and it would give us a break from your demons.
I see I've struck a nerve. Tell me, Brad, who was it that told you to "go play somewhere else?"

And was it reminding you that your predictive ability is actually less accurate than random guessing would be, or pointing out that you're only okay as a drummer that got you mad? I need to know for science, you see.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mo...dog-eating-contest/ar-AADRi7j?ocid=spartandhp

Joey Chestnut is lifting the Mustard Belt once again. The 35-year-old competitive eater ate 71 hot dogs in 10 minutes on Thursday to claim his 12th title in Nathan's Famous Fourth of July hot dog eating contest.

Chestnut beat 17 other competitors and easily held off Darron Breeden (second with 50 hot dogs) and Geoffrey Esper (third with 47 hot dogs).

Last year Chestnut set a record by eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes. He ate 72 in 2017 and 70 in 2016. He's now won four in a row, with his only loss in the last decade against Matt Stonie in 2015's contest.

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LoverofPi

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So how is this relevant to the rest of the universe? Claiming that it's proof of your numerology isn't enough. Show how it's relevant.
He can't. The number is the point in Brad's diseased mind. It IS the how, if you can even call it that.
And further, even if there were a how, Brad isn't smart enough to explain it.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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I just sent the following to George Walker Bush (Jr.) at his Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University...


Mr. President,

Today, 7/6, is your 73rd birthday and it’s the birthday of Nancy Reagan. Using the Birthday Bible Code, we first look at Matthew 7:6 the first book of Christian Scriptures (it’s hardly ‘New’ after 2,000 years) and the first book with Jesus in it…

“Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.”

There’s nothing you can do about that alignment. For many years, I have identified Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) as the prophesied “666 1st Beast”/Antichrist whose actions were the opposite of the Christ. When interpreting The Revelation Chapters 12 & 13, we find Reagan was the “Great Deceiver” and the “Lawless One” – 2 Thessalonians 2:8. “He fought against Michael” (Mikhail Gorbachev) and…

”The great dragon was hurled down - that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.” – Rev 12:9 ... dragon = -----d Ragon ... iron rod = I Ron rod

Ronnie & Nancy appeared in only one movie together, Hellcats of the Navy (1957) based on the book Hellcats of the Sea. Ronnie played the commander of a submarine: “The beast coming out of the sea” – Rev 13:1. Reagan hosted the G7 Summit of the “7 heads” of state. Reagan was the first true “leader of the world” in history, he “lied to all nations” and was “wounded yet lived”. Rev Ch 13 states, “wounded yet lived” 3x!

President Ronald Reagan was born on 2/6 (February 6) and was the former Governor of California…

Matthew 2:6 “And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.”

Nancy Reagan fulfilled the prophecy of the “Harlot of Babylon”. She often “wore scarlet and pearls” and practiced astrology – the only remnant of Ancient Babylon – in the White House (~White Horse).

Now, Mr. President, let’s see how YOU fulfilled the prophecy of the “2nd Beast”/Antichrist. First, your actions were the opposite of the Christ: you helped the rich get richer, you were militaristic, you lied a lot, etc. Biblically, you “exercised all the authority/power of the 1st Beast”. You “made fire come down from the heavens in sight of everyone” with “the destruction of Babylon (Iraq War)”. Here is the main reason of my writing…

You can repent. When President Ford’s funeral took place, his deathbed confession was read aloud by a TV reporter. “I did have an agreement with President Nixon that he would nominate me for Vice President only if I agreed to pardon him if the situation became me becoming President and he was impeached or resigned. (paraphrased)” Of course, Ford had famously lied repetitively about this. Now, a similar scenario is in place.

You can announce The Truth to Americans and all the world that YOU lied repetitively about your reasons of going to war with Iraq: (A) Saddam Hussein having weapons of mass-destruction, (B) Saddam Hussein having a connection to Osama bin Laden, and (C) Saddam Hussein having a connection with Al Qaeda. The Truth is that you were elected President with the strong help of Right-Wing Christians and after 9/11 happened, Rev. Jerry Falwell and others asked you to invade Iraq, topple the evil dictator Saddam Hussein, and thus fulfill the prophecy of “the destruction of Babylon" found in Rev Ch 14, 16, 17, and all of 18.

Are you going to wait for a deathbed confession like Gerald Ford? That crap only helped his karma and eternal soul very little. You have the opportunity to set the record straight now! You can not only improve your karma greatly, you can help usher in the 2nd Coming of the Christ which was the intention all along of the Christian Right encouraging you to “destroy Babylon/Iraq”.

Anyone claiming to be the returned Christ must fulfill the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the “book/scroll sealed with 7 seals” which are revealed as ‘Beyond Einstein Theories’. I first brought There Are No Coincidences to Washington DC on February 14, 2003. You’ll remember that a blizzard took place that President’s Day Weekend that caused all festivities to be cancelled and greatly delayed your trip back to the White House from Camp David. I AM the 2nd Coming and Albert Einstein reincarnated; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . These cutting-edge scientific theories are much stronger than 16 years ago.

I AM many things, but I AM certainly not naïve. I would predict a 74% probability that you won’t change your evil ways. But as Christ II, it’s part of my mission to inform you of your choice and its ramifications of helping to save your soul.


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Are you going to wait for a deathbed confession like Gerald Ford? That crap only helped his karma and eternal soul very little. You have the opportunity to set the record straight now! You can not only improve your karma greatly, you can help usher in the 2nd Coming of the Christ which was the intention all along of the Christian Right encouraging you to “destroy Babylon/Iraq”.
What point is there to a "second coming of the Christ" when you insist that he's been endlessly reincarnated?
Also, Christ achieved all the important things by the age of 33. You haven't amounted to anything by the age of almost 60. What's holding you back?
 
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Brad, seeing as you have ruthlessly and callously lied about the true will and testimony of GOD, I hereby sentence you.

07/07/19 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL. Sentence: Really shit sex for the rest of your life (and in all future reincarnations), followed by 6,666 years of resurrecting as a descendant of Donald J. Trump. When you are next reborn as a human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

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Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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BigYosh,

It is YOU who are the liar; I've never lied on this forum. You have very rudely judged and mocked me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 7.7.19 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul* won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 174 years incommutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...



c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 20:24 "Don't judge me until you know the facts." - Star Trek OS on H&I

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@ButterBar ,

I did vote for Hillary. She was perhaps the most-qualified candidate to ever run for President.


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BigYosh

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No Brad, I think you'll find that it is YOU who are lying. You are a compulsive/pathological liar and therefore....

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I speak on the behalf of GOD himself, who DENOUNCES your teachings and henceforth claims that YOU deserve nothing short of TORTURE BY THE UNHOLY SATAN=T4+V1+O77+W2+N44+H31=666"mark of the beast".

I hope you respect your JUDGEMENT, as it was accepted by the great GOD himself.
 
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No Brad, I think you'll find that it is YOU who are lying. You are a compulsive/pathological liar and therefore....

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I speak on the behalf of GOD himself, who DENOUNCES your teachings and henceforth claims that YOU deserve nothing short of TORTURE BY THE UNHOLY SATAN=T4+V1+O77+W2+N44+H31=666"mark of the beast".

I hope you respect your JUDGEMENT, as it was accepted by the great GOD himself.
Hmmmm. His numbers check out @Brad Watson_Miami. Your retort?