Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 139 13.2%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 18 1.7%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 20 1.9%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 30 2.8%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 65 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 89 8.4%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 693 65.7%

  • Total voters
    1,054

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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Brad, I'm planning to go shooting at the shooting range with some other sexy senior citizens. If I bring my Winchester 44-40, should I buy a box of 700 bullets, or bum some bullets from my friends?
 

RomanesEuntDomus

Choke on these nuts
True & Honest Fan
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Brad, I'm planning to go shooting at the shooting range with some other sexy senior citizens. If I bring my Winchester 44-40, should I buy a box of 700 bullets, or bum some bullets from my friends?
In my humble opinion, you should get an MP7, since it's chambered in 4.6mm and made by Heckler7 & Koch4, truly the most blessed of arms manifacturers. They tried to make the perfect weapon, but alas, the G11 was not to be and the ACR programm died for our sins.
It can penetrate 1.6mm of titanium and 20 layers of Kevlar at 200m, which is 4 times of the NATO4 requirements.

If God used a weapon, he would choose the Heckler & Koch MP7.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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In my humble opinion, you should get an MP7, since it's chambered in 4.6mm and made by Heckler7 & Koch4, truly the most blessed of arms manifacturers. They tried to make the perfect weapon, but alas, the G11 was not to be and the ACR programm died for our sins.
It can penetrate 1.6mm of titanium and 20 layers of Kevlar at 200m, which is 4 times of the NATO4 requirements.

If God used a weapon, he would choose the Heckler & Koch MP7.
Especially since 1.6=1+6=7. Truly, a perfect weapon. Thanks for the information. I shall acquire one for a most blessed time at the range.
 

RomanesEuntDomus

Choke on these nuts
True & Honest Fan
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@Sexy Senior Citizen,

Or maybe you, a family member or friend will accidentally get shot47=S19+H8+O+T20.
With a weapon as reliable, well-made and convenient to use, that is not a threat at all! Especially with the ability to fix several handy accessories to its 4 Picatinny rails, you can outfit it to your liking and dramatically reduce the risk of shooting a family member in by accident. It is far more likely that he will shoot burglars with it. I would say the 40 round magazine should take care of at least 4 to 7 crooks.

Truly, if Jesus was amongst us, he would carry one with a mid-size 30 round magazine, so he can pay back Judas round for round in tungston for every silver coin that he received back in the day.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
kiwifarms.net
@Sexy Senior Citizen,

Or maybe you, a family member or friend will accidentally get shot47=S19+H8+O+T20.
Brad Watson! I am shocked, shocked at this sudden hostility! I ask your advice to maximize the enjoyment of myself and my friends, and you wish one of us shot? Good sir, we are going to an established firing range for legally sanctioned fun, not to the local high school to beat the record those hayseeds set at Columbine! I demand an apology at once, sir!
For maximum lulz, read that in a British accent.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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You like the Alien Franchise?
No. I was just flipping channels and 'coincidentally' heard them say, "47 colonists". I left the movie on and soon heard them say, "7 months & 4 days".
Are you into horror flicks Brad?
Nope.

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I just posted this in a Facebook group...

John 19:19 refers to the titulus/placard that Pontius Pilate ordered to be placed atop the Cross that read, "Jesus the Nazarean - the King of the Judeans". This was written in Hebrew: Y'shua, Greek: Iesous, and Latin: IESVS. That classical Latin evolved to Iesvs, and then to Iesus as it appeared in the King Iames Version of 1611. The 1st revised KJV Cambridge 1629 first used "Jesus" and "James" and thus established the modern 26-letter English alphabet and gematria.

GOD=7_4
religion=74/89=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O(15)+N14
Judeans=74=J10+U21+D4+E5+A1+N14+S19
Jewish=74=J10+E5+W23+I9+S19+H8
messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8
the king=74=T20+H8+E5 + K11+I9+N14+G7
Y'shua=74=Y25+S19+H8+U21+A1
Joshua=74
Iesous=73/88=I9+E5+S19+O(15)+U21+S19
IESVS=74
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Cross=74
placards=74

simple=74
English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8
gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1

Google: Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74. See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

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Alex Krycek

All my friends are Skeletons
True & Honest Fan
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Any reason you dont like Horror movies? Too scary or gory for your taste?
Everyone who does has to come back as a Snake or a Chicken and sometimes he gets really attached to the characters. When the Dimensional Merge happens, I really wonder how the CPU Blue Heart (Emmanuele bless) and Brad will interact.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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"74.1 solar minutes". - Spock in introduction of Star Trek OS, The Empath (S3/Ep12, 1968) on H&I

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This morning on CNN or GMA/ABC (I was flipping channels), they reported how the Chicago White Sox have extended their netting to the foul poles. This was because of a woman being hurt by a foul bol hit by Eloy Jimenez #74.
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What about the Soviets' Luna 15? At the same time as Apollo 11, it entered into lunar orbit on July 17 and crashed into the Moon 4 days later.
 
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RogerSpanderbilt

Semen Nacho Connoisseur
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What about the Soviets' Luna 15? At the same time as Apollo 11, it entered into lunar orbit on July 17 and crashed into the Moon 4 days later.
Braddy you're my second favorite lunatic on kiwifarms after @Cowlick. Maybe you two should have a playdate, but I wouldn't recommend mentioning you're Jesus Einstein of nazareth, TJ might get mad that he isn't allowed to pick einstein.
 

Brad Watson_Miami

Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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I just posted this on http://Godlikeproductions.com ...

Most people are aware that there are child prodigies who are born with great talents. Where did this information come from? Some would say*, "They've received gifts from GOD". That implies that GOD randomly gives out great talents and randomly gives out handicaps. What kind of GOD would that be?! No, we take information with us as our eternal soul reincarnates. Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in several examples in the Gospels, but let's look at Matthew 6:19-20...

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal."


(A) We must recognize that heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind to be experienced here-and-now. Don't confuse heaven and the heavens: sky, low-Earth orbit, this solar system, deep space. (B) We must recognize that John the Baptist and Jesus were Essenes: mystic Hebrews who kept the ancient Sacred Mysteries including the belief in reincarnation. (C) Jesus is saying in Matt 6:19-20 that we store our talents in our eternal soul/mind and we take them with us after death of this body, through transformation and into rebirth.

Let's look at some of sports' prodigies. Barry Bonds is the reincarnation of Babe Ruth. Bo Jackson is the reincarnation of Jim Thorpe. Tiger Woods is the reincarnation of Bobby Jones.

Mozart is history's most well-known child prodigy. Bach was reincarnated as Mozart who returned as Berlioz who was reincarnated as Ravel who returned as Chick Corea.

Science has now proven reincarnation - google that. See Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory http://7seals.blogspot.com .


*Synchronism: 6:46 "Few coincidences" - CNN
 
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