Dramacow Brandon Cyrus -

[Meeko]

I've had the displeasure of having some interactions with this guy and I've been sort of watching him for a while because he seems like he's a Shia LaBeouf in the making, just without the fame. He's a cousin or something of Miley Cyrus and essentially bugged her until she gave him a few pity roles as an extra on her show. What he's really known for is spamming people on facebook with various posts about himself or other silly crap like "click like if you like brushing your teeth". He's actually had a small, limited concentrated effort to get him off of facebook with groups like this one. Brandon's activities have spilled over onto other places like Yahoo Answers, where it looks like he was trying to post about himself to get an underground following... and got pretty quickly curb stomped by a lot of people who weren't going to put up with him posting about himself.

He does have some jailbait that follows him, probably because they're hoping to get to his far more famous cousin through him. In any case, he's mostly left to his own devices because there are bigger lolcows and because his relation to Miley Cyrus makes him a bit of a bigger danger, but every once in a while he'll surface somewhere to try to make himself more famous. His latest attempt seems to get himself re-added to Wikipedia after it was a near unanimous decision to delete his page. He's currently going around making legal threats, insulting people, and trying to say that playing as an extra in his cousin's show makes him totally worthy of an entry. Kinda entertaining to watch, so I figured I'd invite you guys as spectators and see if anyone else has heard of this guy.

 

[Pikimon]

Even Miley Cyrus finds him annoying. Think about that.

 

[Fishkill]

Is this guy still active?

 

[Meeko]

He's still active on Twitter, but not on facebook because the account got deleted. He's on most of the other social sites and has his own website. By normal standards, he's fairly inactive for the most part. Every once in a while he'll go out and do something immensely stupid like he is now and pretty much alienate a lot of people. Every once in a while he'll try to boast about his following, despite the fact that most of them were purchased via various different sites. Most of the time he's fairly dull so I can see where he's gone mostly unnoticed, but every once in a while it'll get entertaining.

 

[Gorogoroth]

What an Uberwanker. I love how his twitter says "I acted on ..." rather than simply stating "Actor". It reeks of desperation. Not to mention the huge banner with the productions he's been in.
Hopefully someone convinces him to travel to Mongolia on his own dime for a once in a lifetime role

 

[Roger Rabbit]

A while ago somebody raided his page and I tagged along. They also raided his phone, and because I forgot how to *69, I got phone spammed. Specifically, being called and hung up on. Here's some of my favorite sayings that I used on them.

1.If you love Sonichu, hang up.
2. If you are into whips and chains, hang up.
3. If you're a furry, hang up.
4. If you hang up right now, I'm gonna send cat porn to you.

 

[Fishkill]

man this guy has some potential

 

[Meeko]

O.o Cat porn?

 

[Fapcup]

O.o Cat porn?

I was just thinking the same thing!

Hmm... Wonder what would happen if I search for that on DA...




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