Orbiter Brandon Lee Cole / superblindman - Will never see the errors of Phil's ways

[Gramh]

Not to be that guy, but this seems the thread for it, videogames are a very visual medium. Like, sure they can go out of their way to suck Brandon here's dick and make it so he can play like he's enjoying the content as it's presented but it's like a deaf man trying their damnedest to enjoy music it's just going to lose everything in translation.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Not to be that guy, but this seems the thread for it, videogames are a very visual medium. Like, sure they can go out of their way to suck Brandon here's dick and make it so he can play like he's enjoying the content as it's presented but it's like a deaf man trying their damnedest to enjoy music it's just going to lose everything in translation.

yeah this blind accessibility misses out on so much of the technical skill-based aspects of what makes games so much fun, after that it just basically becomes one of those interactive novels where it tells you what chapter to flip to, or a retro console-based game with text inputs and outputs. Like, what's the point, do these people really feel like they're part of the club, or because they can't see they don't even know what they're missing out on?

 

[Gramh]

Also like, the beauty of a motion capture sequence or the subtle changes in a character's appearance or facial expressions that add so much to the more cinematic experience of videogames circa PS1 era onward that you can't make some robot voice spurt out enough words to capture all the elements. Brandon is basically the proverbial monkey with a typewriter and a cliff notes of Shakespeare banging away on the keys, and he honestly expects Twitch to just ignore that he doesn't want to put in the time and effort to stream his shit tier version of how a game is played because he thinks he's not a sideshow exhibit? It's hilarious.

 

[Xenomorph]

A thing that has been in the back of my mind is the nature of Brandon and Misty's relationship. I am old fashioned in a number of ways that are considered old hat but I hold marriage and symbols of marriage sacred. It never dawned on me before that she doesn't wear any kinds of wedding ring (from time to time she will remark on wearing other jewelry) and she never took his name. I have seen that kind of behavior before in people that are stepping out or about to step out on their significant other. Again, it's an old fashioned way of looking at things. Maybe in her mind she thinks, "I settled for this blind man child but I don't want to limit any future opportunities." Maybe in his mind he thinks, "I don't see anything wrong with this."

goddamn this bitch is balding, pcos coming in nicely toobz

 

[FaXmachine]

Tbh I do think he is abit of a would be cow, the potential is certainly there. I mean he even married a female Phil, he likes Phil too so obviously there is something deeply wrong there.

I've been watching the whole stupid shit on Twitter where he is retweeting people about him not getting his oh so entitled Twitch partnership. He stupidly thinks because Twitch used him for their virtue signalling that he should get a partnership while admitting he doesn't fulfil the requirements.

I can see more antics from him in time as he is walked up disability advocate ladder, though his wife is someone to watch more.

 

[BTK]

I kinda knew about SBM, so I was interested enough to click into this thread... Never seen his wife before, but all I can say is...

yuck.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

For now I think it's a 'wait and see' thread where we can gather up the funny shit that's been posted about him from the random places on the board.

This is my opinion on this whole thing. I'd keep the thread up for now, and maybe lock it if this subject eventually burns out. I feel like this flare-up on SBM's part is noteworthy enough not to delete the thread outright.

(Then again, I'm not only NOT a mod but am still a relative newcomer to this forum as well - for all I know there could be established rules for dealing with this sort of thing. The last thing I want is to be that asshole who tells the people in charge of a site how to run things.)

 

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I thought this was a thread on the actor that has been dead for nearly 27 years...

 

[Monke]

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What the fuck? I've never interacted with this human in my life.

 

[Murmur]

I'mma be honest--I'm not sure this thread needs to exist, but I'm open to reasons why it should stay up.

Here's a reason:

Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

 

[DarkSydeBills]

Here's a reason:
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Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

This person is very ambiguous to me, are we sure its not a troon?

 

[Murmur]

This person is very ambiguous to me, are we sure its not a troon?

Sure as fuck looks like one, but a quick perusal of their social media shows a total lack of any LGBTQRSUVWXYZ++ references, and I don't think it's possible for one not to plaster their shit with it.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

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What the fuck? I've never interacted with this human in my life.

Block list home boy. You pissed off the gout lord so he auto blocked you.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Superblindman is still streaming LOU2 in May 2021
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I mean, the dude is blind. Even with all the "accessibility" it must be a bitch to finish a game.

Also, why is there a thread on him? He might have gotten big for his britches but that doesn't make him worthy of a thread.

Just because he mildly gravitates around Phil doesn't mean we need a 100+ page thread talking about how uppity he has become or how ugly his wife is.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Here's a reason:
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Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

Glad to see Jim Sterling's transition is going well

 

[Penix]

@Full Race Replay Come back when he starts coomposting, buddy.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Here's a reason:
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Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

You need to send her food to appease her. The eyes feel like they follow you too. @DarkSydeBills I think this is Dave's final form judging by the bald spot. I always thought he had a vagina anyway. Edit: Dave already has a rack that would put some ladies to shame too.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Here's a reason:
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Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

Buzz, your girlfriend WOOF!

 

[Alxmir23]

Here's a reason:
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Anyone who marries this thing has done more than enough to deserve a thread. Being blind isn't an excuse. If I enlarge the picture so that it fills the screen and close my eyes, the light from my monitor feels ugly on my face.

definitely not a prize. when it comes to dating i got low standards but i would never be caught dating someone like that
fat,thin hair/balding,personality of a karen

 

[Full Race Replay]

@Full Race Replay Come back when he starts coomposting, buddy.

Sbm is gonna be one of those degenerates who sex talks with strippers on the phone