Brandon Ocampo / AssBurgerRap / ABRmusic & Jacqueline Anderson / Chainsawjack_ / halfjack0212 / JiltedForeverAndEver / HamburglarJ - Amateur YouTube Rapper Turned Pro Women Beater/Accused Rapist and the Battered Golem Who Enables Him

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Brandon Ocampo
126 Windcroft Lane NW
Acworth GA 30101
Born: June 13th, 1994
Height: 5′ 5″ (1.65 m)
Weight: 181 lb (82 kg)
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Brandon Ocampo
1509 Monterey Parkway
Atlanta, GA 30350
Born: June 13th, 1994
Height: 5′ 5″ (1.65 m)
Weight: 181 lb (82 kg)


Brandon Ocampo, known as AssburgerRap, is a failed YouTube rapper and Uber driver whose crowning achievement in life so far has been getting arrested for beating his girlfriend until blood was decorating several walls.

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This shining example of manhood, stricken with male pattern baldness, alcoholism, obesity, and a burning desire fetish to avenge a (not yet) murdered girlfriend, is an aspiring rapper - aspiring in the same way that guy who always talks about writing a book but only ever makes long form Reddit posts is an aspiring writer. His entire channel is composed of 'parody songs' about YouTube drama, his (numerous) issues with women, and his rampant alcoholism. He's planning to return to YouTube soon, confident now that his domestic assault charges have been settled, he can "set the record straight" - proving that even in sobriety, there is no greater optimist than a drunk.

Normally, stories are best told linearly, however, since Assburger is most known for winning a boxing match against a fleeing woman (2-0, baby!), we'll start with that.

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Original Brandon "AssBurger" Ocampo arrest announcement from Tyler "Mumkey Jones" Millard:


The short of it is that Brandon and Jackie relapsed and at some point Brandon began beating her and was then attempting to smash down the attic door as she frantically called Mumkey and Sheepover for help. Being in a different state, Sheepover called the police while Mumkey stayed on the line with Jackie. About a day after the incident, Jackie began blaming Mumkey for calling the police against her wishes and proceeded to dox him and Sheepover, leading to the arrest video.

On August 2nd, 2019, Mumkey released an update in which he states that he had been keeping what he knew about the start of the night's violence private. According to Mumkey, Jackie told him Assburger raped her at the start of the night.



Rekeita's stream going over the immediate legal implications of the Nov 23rd, 2018 incident:


List of charges:
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There's a long bit of silence as AssBurger is too busy with his legal troubles and mandatory rehab to LARP as a rapper on the internet. He reappears on Feb 12th, 2019 and in characteristic fashion, his ego is unable to accept the fact that he's a women beater. He instead decides that Mumkey lied about what was going on while he was blackout drunk and that he's really an innocent victim in all this:
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When confronted with evidence in an ongoing legal matter, Brandon decided the smart thing to do was delete it:
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On March 2nd, 2019, Mumkey tweets out that AssBurger has sent several DMCAs against his videos on Vimeo out of spite:
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In response, Mumkey announces that he's going to auction off all of the kitchenware AssBurger left behind and donate the money to a domestic violence charity if Brandon doesn't pick it up:


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AssBurger and his battered wife to be, Jackie, try claiming that Mumkey swatted them by calling the police and claim to be interested in pursuing legal action:
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In a perfect demonstration of no good deed going unpunished or rather why you should never involve yourself with a YouTube spinster as close to 30 as you are to 20, Miss Stockholm proceeded to dox Mumkey's name, address, and phone number while claiming he was screwing his (nonexistent) sister in her discord. Now in the interest of fairness, she now claims that she was extremely drunk when she made the statement and was in fact trying to say that he likes having women roleplay as his sister during sex.

Brandon "Make sure that bitch has two black eyes before she dies" Ocampo then proceeded to display the self awareness drunks are legendary for and complained about Mumkey doxing him by showing the arrest record, while claiming Jackie only shared Mumkey's first name.

Additionally, he and Jackie are now pushing the narrative that something triggered his PTSD, causing him to have some sort of flashback and he wasn't really trying to beat Jackie but some other girl.
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Now, how this is supposed to make anything better, no one seems to be too sure but we clearly haven't watched the amount of Rick and Morty this towering intellect has.


That editing note is from Rusty Cage, by the way.

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Like most manchildren, Brandon's laundry list of issues originates from his childhood, where he claims he "never felt love" (Sonic 2 LP - 4:35:57). Coming from a well off family - his mother was a NYPD officer and his father was a federal judge - his parents decided to home school him, resulting in his lack of socialization, anxiety, and feelings of isolation, according to Brandon (Sonic 2 LP - 4:21:57). They finally decided to sent him to public school at the age of 16 to force him to interact with other human beings, resulting in him having his first non-familial hug (sometime in the next year or two). Being the bright boy he is, Brandon then falls in love with and tries to fuck a lesbian, (in a case of "limerence," as he describes it). His obsessive and suicidal behavior gets to the point that she's forced out of the closet (Sonic 2 LP - 4:39:47).


This resulted in him doing what every creatively bankrupt young incel seems to be doing lately and shittily reenact the crawlspace scene from Breaking Bad, as his future friend Mumkey would do years later. Out of pity, the lesbian eventually agreed to a movie date, which ended with her sitting with her friends she had invited and him sitting alone (Sonic 2 LP - 5:02:57).

A good summary of Brandon's self-worth would be the following quote: "The value I have on myself is determined by whether or not somebody [romantically] loves me." (Sonic 2 LP - 4:35:20). This goes a far ways towards explaining why his life is mostly defined by his relationship towards women.

The next significant relationship in his life was his worst. This was where he had his first kiss and lost his virginity on the same night, at the age of 19, to a morbidly obese girl while living in Germany. After a short, unpleasant experience, Brandon freaked out upon realizing his virgin girlfriend was a bleeder, causing her to run off to cry in the bathroom. According to Brandon, once she had calmed down, she emerged with two razor blades saying she was ready to die after giving him her virginity, which is perhaps not the most unreasonable response to the realization you've slept with Assburger. At the sight of this, he tries wrestling the blades away, failing to do so for several minutes.

In an act that will certainly never be be repeated again, Brandon then proceeded to punch the girl in the face to end the situation (Sonic 2 LP - 3:35:21). She would later go on to be the cause of his drinking problem as well as cuck him after he paid for her college, food, and rent (Sonic 2 LP - 4:57:16). After they first broke up, she sent a video of herself swallowing pills and disappeared for a month before reestablishing contact. Being the self-respecting man that he is, he decided to date her again for a month before sobering up.

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About 5 - 6 months after having finally dumped the old, mostly long distance, girlfriend, Brandon falls madly in love with a new girl - who he immediately begins dumping all of his emotional baggage onto to make sure this trashfire starts off on the right foot. Unable to contain his belief that her (and every girlfriend from this point forward) cheating on him was inevitable, he admits to attempting to control what she wore and who she was friends with. This, it should be noted is separate from the sexual aspect of their relationship, which he describes as a "deep lore BDSM relationship" wherein the two of them signed contracts as if this were Fifty Shades of Grey, just with the dark and mysterious billionaire replaced by a 21 year old 5'5", 200lb, balding Mexican.

Despite seeing two therapists, one for the duration of the relationship, the things fall apart in 2017. Shockingly, Brandon leaving phone calls screaming that he's going to kill himself and begging her not to leave him have the opposite effect as his girlfriend tells him that she's had to sneak around to continue seeing her friends, that his inability to function as a human being had ruined their sexual relationship, and that she doesn't believe that he can ever change. This of course leads to a suicide attempt by a distraught Assburger, who, being incapable of original thought, copies his former girlfriend and downs any surrounding pills he can get his hands on (Sonic 2 LP - 3:43:00). His family and friends continue to support him during this time.

Rather than taking this as an opportunity to focus on self-improvement, our women's boxing champion in the making decides that the solution to his problem of women not wanting anything to do with them is to simply "treat them like shit" (Sonic 2 LP - 5:25:51). This leads to him becoming a self-described 'unironically misogynististic' person who proceeds to treat every woman he encounters the way his previous girlfriends have treated him for several months until his new gal pal, Jackie, helps him detox from the alcohol (you'll notice she's had plenty of experience in this area if you watch the Asterios video in the "Chainsawjack_" chapter, 2 sections below).

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(Sonic 2 LP - 5:41:04)

Once they were together and detoxed, a clearly changed and rejuvenated Assburger decided to start things off right again by making it clear he fully intends to kill himself as soon as she leaves him, reestablishing a similar dynamic to her last relationship.


(Sonic 2 LP - 5:44:34)

She's his second girlfriend in four months at this point, for reference (Sonic 2 LP - 3:51:50).


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Despite being in his 20s, he's completely incapable of handling a relationship ending like an adult.

"The best case scenario you can hope for is that Jackie gets murdered."

(Sonic 2 LP - 5:45:45)


(Sonic 2 LP - 5:48:25)

Given his revenge fetish, his favorite movie is Law Abiding Citizen for a reason, it's ironic that he would be the one seemingly requiring revenge against himself in this instance. Also, this clip raises a few questions about his fitness as a baby sitter.

(Law Abiding Citizen Kino - 2:23)

This would all lead to the night of the arrest and subsequent court-mandated separation of our Smirnoff-crossed lovers, at least until the end of the trial.

With Brandon planning to make his 'triumphant' return in August, we can only hope his new direction takes inspiration from Tupac rather than Chris Brown this time.

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List of Assburger's accounts:

Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9JL4xPbFhuuGX-crupUrmA (https://archive.fo/ZvlyO) (Second channel, first was flagged during Mumkey's PCP drama by DigiBro fans)
Twitter - https://twitter.com/AssBurgerRap (https://archive.fo/DJV7S)
Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/assburgerrap
Bandcamp - https://assburger.bandcamp.com/ (https://archive.fo/bIyCM)
Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ABRmusic (https://archive.fo/Cf4fc)
Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/Ass-Burger-Rap/ (https://archive.fo/uWF6s)

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Chainsawjack_

Jacqueline Anderson
126 Windcroft Lane NW
Acworth GA 30101
Born: February 12th, 1990
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"The most gorgeous person I've ever dated." - Assburger, in a statement that's clearly not saying much.

Most logical people by this point would be asking how on earth any functioning human being would be so desperately clinging to this romantic Titanic. The answer is simple, Jackie is just as much of a trainwreck as Brandon. Her former boyfriend, Ben Saint, accuses her of suicide-bating, to coerce him to do what she wanted during their relationship (find the sonic 2 link). Unfortunately, Jackie's 9 part autobiographical video series, "The Incarceration Tales," seems to be lost along with the channel she used to operate with Ben Saint, named "Jackie and Ben's College Fund," prior to their very public and messy breakup.

However, one person seems to have taken the time to not only watch but produce a video review containing a brief synopsis of the events of the series back in 2018. Despite their name being Kokinos Junkpile (https://archive.fo/nekUt) that person has no relation to @asterios.


Timestamps
03:22 - Incarceration Tales describes Jackie's descent into alcoholism during her teenage years.
03:27 - Jackie's an alcoholic quote.
04:04 - She was in and out of rehab.
04:33 - She's been in and out at least 7 times as of the series.
05:10 - "There's a point where she's trying to kill herself just so she doesn't have to go to jail... she tried to smash her head on the pavement of the street."
05:25 - "There's a point where she's prostituting herself just to be able to get some alcohol."
05:36 -
"She was desperate for love, desperate to feel loved because she never felt loved by anyone."
05:44 - "Even if a guy would say as much as "I love you," she would instantly fall in love with him and want to be with him."
06:26 - Series is 9 videos long, each about 40 minutes.
07:04 - "It seems like it's impossible for her to get out because she just keeps on doing it over and over again."
07:41 - A point where her parents throw her out of the house and she lived with men who would give her alcohol for 'favors.'
08:22 - The series covers a decade of her life.
09:07 - "She was actually going to try to kill herself because she didn't want to go to jail for 2 years. She walked through the woods with a noose looking for a branch sturdy enough."
09:31 - "Then she found out she actually wasn't going to jail."


From the bottom two highlighted timestamps above, it becomes painfully obvious how much Assburger and Jackie truly compliment one another's various insecurities and neuroses. Both are extremely insecure, both never felt loved despite their families' best efforts, and both have a tendency to fall near-instantly and madly in love with the first person to give them the time of day when single. These are the foundations of a relationship that's not just explosive but nuclear. Mumkey may not be the only one with a dead pool eventually. At least Jackie and Brandon both share a passion for pill-based suicide methods (https://archive.fo/CGY2Y).

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List of Jackie's accounts:

Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/JiltedForeverAndEver (https://archive.fo/jhqtm)
Twitter - https://twitter.com/HamburglarJ (https://archive.fo/WES0a)
Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/chainsawjack_
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/halfjack0212/
Deviant Art - https://www.deviantart.com/halfjack0212 (https://archive.fo/Btti4)
Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/halfjack0212 (https://archive.fo/1fhv3)
Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/halfjack0212

Other YTs
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsTf_PpPM3UIBLcoXxugiKw (https://archive.fo/rCIyU)
https://www.youtube.com/user/slapjackrock (https://archive.fo/GLJdY)

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After their former friend, Tyler "Mumkey Jones" Millard, went off the deep end (resulting in his own triple digit thread and his former girlfriend, Sheepover largely abandoning public activity on the internet), Assburger saw a prime opportunity to make his return and attempt to control the narrative with Tyler functionally incapacitating himself due to his own self-destructive tendencies. Assburger made his first public appearance in 8 months on FNGR's stream for a couple of minutes to say he'd be making a comeback, claim that the cookware Tyler tried to auction was only worth around $100, to try walking back his previous behavior as being part of his old persona, and to state he's been good boy following the conditions of his release.


The part about following the terms of his release is the interesting tidbit. A few months prior, Assburger posted a picture of his Alcoholics Anonymous sobriety chips. The thing with AA is that it's entirely down to self-reporting and Assburger has also previously gone on several rants about how much of an ineffective joke he considers it.
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Something that he neglected to mention is that he nearly ended up back in jail after failing to report for his scheduled screening for two days (April 23 and 24, 2019) in a row, violating his release conditions. This resulted in him having to undergo a bond revocation hearing on May 8th, as can be seen from the court document below. At least he's keeping things interesting for his attorney.
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Currently, it would appear he's on the "self awareness" portion of his cycle, the intervening period between meltdowns.
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In the meantime, in between working with Assburger's parents and her own trying to get the charges against him dropped, Jackie's kept herself occupied attacking Mumkey and Sheepover.
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Assburger announcing the case has been dropped:
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After proving money really can buy happiness freedom, Jackie decided to release a video blaming Mumkey for the relapse that lead to the events of that night.

In response, Mumkey decided to bring this digital telenovela to it's next level. He released all of his messages with Jackie, stated she told him that Assburger raped her the night of his arrest night, and proceeded to challenge her to bring him to court if she has an issue with his statements.

Sheepover also disputed Jackie's video:
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Additional Notes

  • Now that the case is over and Mumkey's self-immolated (well that didn't last, looks like he's decided to crash this plane with no survivors), Brandon's free to spin things as he pleases (he's already outright admitted to being willing to make up stories for the sake of conversation with his Uber customers (Sonic 2 LP 4:40:47)), however, arrest incident reports are publicly available upon request. Due to this being a domestic violence incident, anyone wishing to obtain a copy will have to fill out the attached "Incident_Report_Request_Form.pdf " and submit an ID. Additionally, the way the happy couple has focused on trying to discredit the police report recently really makes it seem damning.


  • Archives of Jackie's, now purged, Incarceration Tales (along with information on her relationship with Ben Saint) are still sought.


The Sonic 2 LP for reference:
 

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Assburger is planning to go on The Dick Show

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This could make for some extra quality content for the thread.
 

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I never heard of this dude before but his life is so shit that for as long as I live, whenever I read the words "Sonic 2 LP" again I'll just curl up in a ball on the floor and start sobbing uncontrollably :lit:

Jokes aside, great OP but it really could have used more shitty rap videos to balance the lulz with the drama.

Jackie, helps him detox from the alcohol (she's had plenty of experience in this area).
You never did explain this bit, OP. I get it that Jackie is a trainwreck but are you implying that she's a drunk too or a junkie? A nurse? She dated another alcoholic? Sounds like there's an untold story here somewhere.
 

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I never heard of this dude before but his life is so shit that for as long as I live, whenever I read the words "Sonic 2 LP" again I'll just curl up in a ball on the floor and start sobbing uncontrollably :lit:

Jokes aside, great OP but it really could have used more shitty rap videos to balance the lulz with the drama.



You never did explain this bit, OP. I get it that Jackie is a trainwreck but are you implying that she's a drunk too or a junkie? A nurse? She dated another alcoholic? Sounds like there's an untold story here somewhere.
Under the "Chainsawjack_", the Kokinos video and accompanying spoilered "Timestamps" go into her history of alcohol abuse:

04:04 - She was in and out of rehab.
04:33 - She's been in and out at least 7 times as of the series.
05:10 - "There's a point where she's trying to kill herself just so she doesn't have to go to jail... she tried to smash her head on the pavement of the street."
05:25 - "There's a point where she's prostituting herself just to be able to get some alcohol."
I'll see if there's a a way to make a more direct link between the two parts.

I was also considering adding in his school shooter rap song that references the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting but the OP draft was already nearing 3000 words and I made the decision to cut it.



Edit: Altered the wording on the OP in a way that should make it clearer where to find that information.

Edit 2: Based off of his "CASE CLOSED" stream from earlier today, I've updated the address at the top of the thread now that he's back to living at Jackie's house.
 
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It's going to be interesting when they eventually put out their side of the events.
Back during the initial few months, everyone took Mumkey's side and bashed both ABR and Jackie, pretty much putting them in a position where even if they had the ultimate proof of innocence, it'll be hard to do anything to change their minds.
I never understood why people took Mumkeys word as gospel, he wasn't there, he was in another state, and was recapping what a police report said which isn't the most concrete at the start of an investigation, and also what Jackie said, who was hysterical and drunk at the time.

Actually I've been reading through the OP and I saw something incorrect.
Now that the case is over and Mumkey's self-immolated, Brandon's free to spin things as he pleases (he's already outright admitted to being willing to make up stories for the sake of conversation (Sonic 2 LP 4:40:47)),
He said that in reference to conversations while ubering.
I mean you're technically not incorrect but you're spinning it incorrectly is what I'm trying to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCMW2758NZ4
Finished going through it all.
I do recommend watching the video, a lot of what I said involves me filling in gaps because it would just be a transcript and that takes WAY more time.
Burger and Jackie "rationalised" drinking now and then because they thought since they were happy, they wouldn't relapse.
So on the incident they were both drinking, and she states that her memory is fuzzy as hell, and Burger even more so, but apparently the fight started off as playful biting (Jackie initiated it), which then got turned into a competition, then triggered a PTSD incident with Burger.
The blood on the wall actually came from Burger, cause Jackie states that the next day the most she had was a bruise from the bite, so the blood must have been from when she hit Burger in defense.
She also said she had PTSD in the past and turns violent too from when an ex of hers wanted to murder her.
She states that an event happened prior to the incident, no date, where when he relapsed, he was hysterical and mentioned an Ex named Bethany who used to abuse him.
She thought that the police report was a bit weird cause apparently it was said that Burger threw her phone, and destroyed it.
But the next day it was completely fine, not a scratch.
Apparently she had an Ex who abused her and actually destroyed her phone when she called the police, the same ex that wanted to murder her which relates to HER ptsd.
She said there were no marks on her Neck, and also says that her ex who abused her, strangled her during the abuse from her past.
She also talked about her "stockholm syndrome", she says that all she would have done during court would say she couldn't remember enough information for an accurate representation of what happened, also states that she has been seeing a Therapist and supports her decisions.

For the record that's the first 15 minutes.
I am still combing through the video.

She says that she told Mumkey to not call the Police, and then the day after the incident, she was drinking the entire day.
During all this not once did Mumkey call in to check in on her, Mumkey said he was podcasting and couldn't contact her, and Sheepover didn't call in to check on her either which is weird cause they said they were her friends.
Mumkey did say he would contact her but when he was going to, he just said that he was too tired and was going to go to bed.
2 hours later she saw him posting on twitter alluding to the events and she just had enough of his shit and all the drama he brought to her prior to the incident.
The tweets got deleted after people were calling him out.
She went into her own VC and was completely hysterical and spilled all the beans about Mumkey.
The sister thing wasn't about him having an actual sister but something else she doesn't feel right to clarify about.
She says that the dox was just Mumkey's first name being Tyler and she said it thinking that no one would leak it (which is dumb but tbf she was drunk)
Didn't even know his last name.
Mumkey jumped into VC and listened to it all, which she thinks caused him to create the video in retaliation.
Mumkey doxxed the case file allowing people to find her information including her address which was never taken down and edited. (Sheep even said it was dumb to leave it in from what I've heard)
And other viewers blasted him for it.
She says that the excuse of it being public information is dumb since his name was public (You could actually search for his real name and it would come up on IMDB from what I've heard)
She also said that nothing would have come from people having his first name and first name only, and especially when it was just a VC of like 8 people.

She takes responsibility for running her mouth about Mumkey during the VC.
But she doesn't feel too bad cause of the shit he gave both Burger and Jackie when they hooked up.
She says that he posted footage of Burger during past relapses, way past from when it would even be relevant.
Says he was upset at one point because of Burger moving out of NC which Burger had no choice.
Burger was either gonna move back in with his parents or with his Girlfriend, and chose to move in with the GF.
Sheepover was complicit during all this, and roasted Burger once too many times about his relapses. And Jackie didn't appreciate it one bit.
She says Sheep was nowhere as near as bad as Mumkey, but just lost respect for her.
She then talks about how Mumkey was still friends with Ben Saint and her relationship with Ben.
Apparently Ben cheated on her multiple times in the past, he also said how much he wanted to fuck other girls, he mooched off her, did nothing around the house.
And while she was in her time of need, he did nothing and she ended up attempting suicide and he dragged her name during it.
She was getting harassed by ex-friends of hers due to the fiasco with her and Ben.
And she felt really weird about Mumkey and Ben still being chummy friends and she didn't want to be his friend.
She talks about how Burger said that Mumkey would ask him for Jackie's nudes constantly, which was the final straw for her.
She wasn't really happy with Burger being friends with Mumkey due to it, and he agree'd, he was tired of being harassed.
He knew that it'd be difficult cause Mumkey would roast them publicly.
So they were just gonna slowly let the relationship fizzle out, Mumkey noticed.
He then joked that Burger and Jackie were so infatuated with each other that they stopped socialising which Jackie says is not true cause they were busy.
Burger was applying for School, hitting the Gym and working, she's working and they're both working on music.
She did say that at one point she did like Mumkey and Sheep and enjoyed the whole Double date vibe they had when hanging out, and she never tried to keep Burger away.
Then Mumkey started acting like a kid and wouldn't do Let's play with Burger cause he was too busy with Jackie, or cause he moved away and so on.
The harassing by Mumkey got really bad that it became stressful and not fun, and it was starting to make them want to drink, which they did.
She says that she doesn't blame their relapse on Mumkey, she admits responsibility for drinking.

She says that she could go into way more detail about all the drama between them.
And says that she is just posting the video to clear the air and won't give a shit about comments or anything, and she is done with internet stuff like streaming.
 

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It's going to be interesting when they eventually put out their side of the events.
Back during the initial few months, everyone took Mumkey's side and bashed both ABR and Jackie, pretty much putting them in a position where even if they had the ultimate proof of innocence, it'll be hard to do anything to change their minds.
I never understood why people took Mumkeys word as gospel, he wasn't there, he was in another state, and was recapping what a police report said which isn't the most concrete at the start of an investigation, and also what Jackie said, who was hysterical and drunk at the time.
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BlancoMailo

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Actually I've been reading through the OP and I saw something incorrect.

He said that in reference to conversations while ubering.
I mean you're technically not incorrect but you're spinning it incorrectly is what I'm trying to say.
I actually view this as an even less charitable interpretation if you consider the implications, in the original way the OP's written (I've just edited the quoted sentence in parentheses to add in the Uber bit). Taking his paraphrased statement, "he's already outright admitted to being willing to make up stories for the sake of conversation", on it's own it comes off to me as him being willing to play loose with the truth in general or, much more generously, just a lonely guy looking to have things to talk about, pointing out that he does it specifically to his Uber customers adds another layer to it - 'what is the motivation to lie specifically to your customers on a service where you're primary income is likely to be derived from tips?'

Regardless, that part probably gets removed anyway, if we ever get access to the full report.
 
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I actually view this as an even less charitable interpretation if you consider the implications, in the original way the OP's written (I've just edited the quoted sentence in parentheses to add in the Uber bit). Taking his paraphrased statement, "he's already outright admitted to being willing to make up stories for the sake of conversation", on it's own it comes off to me as him being willing to play loose with the truth in general or, much more generously, just a lonely guy looking to have things to talk about, pointing out that he does it specifically to his Uber customers adds another layer to it - 'what is the motivation to lie specifically to your customers on a service where you're primary income is likely to be derived from tips?'

Regardless, that part probably gets removed anyway, if we ever get access to the full report.
Eh he's said in the past that he doesn't have interesting stories for people but yeah gotta wait and see.
Anyway thought I'd post this here, no clue how to archive youtube comments tho.
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XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino