betterbullocks
deep anal and cool ranch doritos, shes got it all
Fucking christ. I have no faith in this juidicial system
Brandon Ocampo / AssBurgerRap / ABRmusic & Jacqueline Anderson / Chainsawjack_ / halfjack0212 / JiltedForeverAndEver / HamburglarJ - Amateur YouTube Rapper Turned Pro Women Beater/Accused Rapist and the Battered Golem Who Enables Him
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Russtard
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-Jackie has been flinging shit at Mumkey, claiming Mumkey is the reason Brandon got arrested
-Mumkey’s pissed
-Reveals Jackie claimed that both her and Brandon were beating the piss out of one another on the night he went to jail.
-Claims Jackie told him the trigger for the argument was Brandon raping her.
-Says Jackie tried to blame Brandon’s arrest on the fact that he’s Hispanic. Mumkey shows the police report listed him as white.
-Jackie claims Mumkey just wants to profit from their misery.
-Mumkey shows screenshots of a Discord conversation with Ben Saint’s brother Nate detailing a night he called the cops to save Jackie from ODing on Xanax and booze after Ben dumped her.
-Mumkey says Jackie thinks she can get away with calling Mumkey’s video on Assberger getting thrown in jail “manipulative” because his channel got nuked. Plays the video in its entirety with no commentary.
-Mumkey says he was not the one who originally announced that Assberger was in jail. He just said Brandon “wouldn’t be in anymore videos any time soon.”
-Mumkey then reads off the entire history of his text messages with Jackie.
-Jackie comes off as an absolutely insane Stockholm Syndrome victim; “It’s only a few bruises,” “it wasn’t so bad”
-Texts reveal Jackie and Brandon we’re having problems before the beating.
-Mumkey asks why the fuck she waited until the court case was over to “come out with the truth.”
-Challanges Jackie to sue him if anything he said is false.
-Mumkey’s pissed
-Reveals Jackie claimed that both her and Brandon were beating the piss out of one another on the night he went to jail.
-Claims Jackie told him the trigger for the argument was Brandon raping her.
-Says Jackie tried to blame Brandon’s arrest on the fact that he’s Hispanic. Mumkey shows the police report listed him as white.
-Jackie claims Mumkey just wants to profit from their misery.
-Mumkey shows screenshots of a Discord conversation with Ben Saint’s brother Nate detailing a night he called the cops to save Jackie from ODing on Xanax and booze after Ben dumped her.
-Mumkey says Jackie thinks she can get away with calling Mumkey’s video on Assberger getting thrown in jail “manipulative” because his channel got nuked. Plays the video in its entirety with no commentary.
-Mumkey says he was not the one who originally announced that Assberger was in jail. He just said Brandon “wouldn’t be in anymore videos any time soon.”
-Mumkey then reads off the entire history of his text messages with Jackie.
-Jackie comes off as an absolutely insane Stockholm Syndrome victim; “It’s only a few bruises,” “it wasn’t so bad”
-Texts reveal Jackie and Brandon we’re having problems before the beating.
-Mumkey asks why the fuck she waited until the court case was over to “come out with the truth.”
-Challanges Jackie to sue him if anything he said is false.
ETA—if anyone knows where to find info on Jackie and Ben’s relationship/breakup, I’d love to rummage through that trash fire. Ben seems normie enough.
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BlancoMailo
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Here's the clip of Rusty giving his take on Assburger and Jackie during Mumkey's 24 hour livestream he did a few months back.
Shaka Brah
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Didn't his girlfriend refuse to testify against him? You can't really prosecute a crime when the only witness says it never happened.
betterbullocks
deep anal and cool ranch doritos, shes got it all
Maybe so, this dumpster fire really got away from me. Kinda nuts to think that someone who has literally been raped can just "drop charges".
It's just really hard to imagine a 5 years sober boyfriend getting drunk once and immediately snapping to raping his gf because she wasn't in the mood once. Doesn't that raise some eyebrows? Seems like maybe this isn't the first time there's been questionable consent. But that's 100% speculation and should not be taken seriously at all
BlancoMailo
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Where did you get 5 years from? The maximum sober period he's claimed is a little over a year (the length of his relationship with Jackie basically) and now we know they were even lying about that. As far as the rape though, it was apparently something she didn't tell to the police (they never contacted Mumkey as far as I'm aware) since she was too busy trying to keep them from arresting Assburger.
I just made a post over on the Mumkey subreddit, hopefully we get a bit more information on that. I remember there being claims by Ben of Jackie suicide-baiting.
Edit:
Also, here's two timestamps from the Sonic 2 LP where Assburger and Mumkey disagree about his twitter fight with Ben Saint over Jackie's suicide threats.
5:57:06 - twitter drama with ben saint and jackie's involvement
5:57:20 - posting pics of jackie in the hospital to win a twitter argument with ben saint (claims it was her idea)
Here's the link to the archived tweets they're referring to:
Unfortunately the archive doesn't display the image he posted:
Some recent tweets from Mumkey:
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Very surprised that a thread on this dude wasn't made sooner. The second I heard this guy's self-deprecating Always Sunny In Philadelphia themed rap song released right when the abuse allegations were dying down, I knew his name was written in the stars.
Also, make sure to put Cake Jerry (a) and CakeJerryVEVO in the title. That's another one of his aliases.
Also, make sure to put Cake Jerry (a) and CakeJerryVEVO in the title. That's another one of his aliases.
Nah. That'd be like combining the thread on David Clegg with Mumkey's thread, or combining the extensive thread on Fred Fuchs with DSP's thread. Brandon is a lolcow in his own right, and doesn't deserve to be overshadowed by who got him here in the first place.
BlancoMailo
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The reason I didn't include the CakeJerryVEVO channel is that I don't think that it's his (now, at least), there's claims that it belongs to BedheadBernie rather than Assburger. There was also a screenshot of him asking Bernie if he was the one that hacked Liu' accounts and posted the video about it.
Cake Jerry twitter: https://twitter.com/Cake__Jerry
Other Cake Jerry YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN77W8e7fnRJy7lvZnpSlgQ/feed
BlancoMailo
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Annnnd they've now broken up.
Uploaded on Aug 24, 2019
In response, Brandon posted a video featuring just piano music called "losing you"
Published on Sep 3, 2019
Uploaded on Aug 24, 2019
In response, Brandon posted a video featuring just piano music called "losing you"
Published on Sep 3, 2019
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Duncan Hills Coffee
Scream for your cream
All this bullshit over something they should have done a long time ago.
These people are fucking stupid.
Wake me up
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Imagine caring so little about your boyfriend that you break up with him through a (public) YouTube video.
Duncan Hills Coffee
Scream for your cream
And titling it "I Will Always Love You." Despite breaking up with him.
Wake me up
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When she starts the video with "I have so much to tell you..." or whatever, and took a pause, I was really expecting her to continue with "I met someone better than you so I'm moving forward right now". Guess you can't expect much honesty when you're both discussing your relationship in the public eye instead of bothering to even meet as a couple to discuss these things.
What can you do? Narcissistic kids with their narcissistic dramatic monologues, social media that caters to and promotes then and utter lack of empathy even towards people they're crying and promising to love forever (as you leave them). No wonder these kids just make each other want to die when they're in relationship - imagine having to deal with someone like that every day, I wouldn't want to meet my signifcant other either lol even if it was to tell them I don't want to see them ever again
I don't know how that video got out; it is not the case of what is going on now.
I'll probably get more shit for saying it but just let her live her life, i'm the "lolcow" here
I'll probably get more shit for saying it but just let her live her life, i'm the "lolcow" here
1. The upload date is Aug. 24th. Did you break up and then reconcile?
2. Do you have anything you'd like to correct in this thread?
3. Do you understand that her relationship with you makes her a lolcow as well?
Stay sober.
1. Broken up.
2. Not at this time unless asked specific questions
3. Yes, but I'll at least try, this here is the reason I never give details on exes, unfortunately we were very public.
Alba gu brath
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Who cares about right or wrong when you can buy the outcome?
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