Brandon Ocampo / AssBurgerRap / ABRmusic & Jacqueline Anderson / Chainsawjack_ / halfjack0212 / JiltedForeverAndEver / HamburglarJ - Amateur YouTube Rapper Turned Pro Women Beater/Accused Rapist and the Battered Golem Who Enables Him

Wake me up

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Look man, assuming that by "got out" you mean that the video was private between you and her at some point, then there is literally only 2 ways it could have been leaked: either you did it, or she did it. If she did it, then it's public and we can discuss her as her own lolcow or as it relates to you the lolcow. If you're the one who "leaked" the video, then you did it for attention and now you're here to cash in on it by white knighting her, which sounds exactly like what a lolcow would do if you ask me.

The fact that there even is a video at all is suspicious as fuck. As we were discussing before, who the fuck breaks up through a sobbing vlog and not in a conversation? I know stranger things have happened but it's suspicious as fuck that the video ended up being leaked somehow and that this is how she decided to break up. Just coincidence there even was a video to be leaked?

Is a cow in his own thread as early as page 2 a new record or what?
 

AssBurgerRap

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Look man, assuming that by "got out" you mean that the video was private between you and her at some point, then there is literally only 2 ways it could have been leaked: either you did it, or she did it. If she did it, then it's public and we can discuss her as her own lolcow or as it relates to you the lolcow. If you're the one who "leaked" the video, then you did it for attention and now you're here to cash in on it by white knighting her, which sounds exactly like what a lolcow would do if you ask me.

The fact that there even is a video at all is suspicious as fuck. As we were discussing before, who the fuck breaks up through a sobbing vlog and not in a conversation? I know stranger things have happened but it's suspicious as fuck that the video ended up being leaked somehow and that this is how she decided to break up. Just coincidence there even was a video to be leaked?

Is a cow in his own thread as early as page 2 a new record or what?
The video is not how we broke up, the vlog was after I moved away. My "response" was just an expression of myself for me, I should have clarified that.

I didn't leak it, why would i want to? why would i try and white knight someone I was accused of beating if i leaked the video myself? I've made mistakes but i'm not that retarded. I don't know who she shared it with, what she's up to, or anything else. I just don't want "assburger" to follow someone forever other than myself.
 

Wake me up

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I didn't leak it, why would i want to?
So you could come here and virtue-signal the fuck out of being the bigger man either for yourself or your reputation's sake. I actually believe you though, as I was hinting at before, I think she was try-hard acting in the video and recorded it with the intention of going public with it. That's just my hunch as a total newcomer to the entire situation though.

I've made mistakes but i'm not that exceptional
That's just, like... your opinion, man.
 

BlancoMailo

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Look man, assuming that by "got out" you mean that the video was private between you and her at some point, then there is literally only 2 ways it could have been leaked: either you did it, or she did it. If she did it, then it's public and we can discuss her as her own lolcow or as it relates to you the lolcow. If you're the one who "leaked" the video, then you did it for attention and now you're here to cash in on it by white knighting her, which sounds exactly like what a lolcow would do if you ask me.

The fact that there even is a video at all is suspicious as fuck. As we were discussing before, who the fuck breaks up through a sobbing vlog and not in a conversation? I know stranger things have happened but it's suspicious as fuck that the video ended up being leaked somehow and that this is how she decided to break up. Just coincidence there even was a video to be leaked?

Is a cow in his own thread as early as page 2 a new record or what?
No, @Ultra-Violence has the crown on that one, unfortunately, 1/2 way through his first page.

I don't know how that video got out; it is not the case of what is going on now.

I'll probably get more shit for saying it but just let her live her life, i'm the "lolcow" here
Since you were nice enough to show up, let me clarify this, because multiple people seem to have confusion on this point - you are not the reason Jackie shares this thread with you. Now if you'd like to beat yourself up a little, yes I wouldn't have looked as closely into her history without the domestic violence incident occurring, however, if that was the only thing I found about her, your name would still be the only one on this thread (I don't focus cow threads on uninvolved/minor parties).

In fact, I'll state this here, since it's been lost in the early pages of the Mumkey thread: I unironically believe she's probably a bigger cow than you are and the only reason she doesn't have her own dedicated thread is due to Ben Saint deleting their old joint youtube channel after the breakup - wiping nearly all of the relevant bits of her online presence with it. Because of that, I ended up with about 1 2/3 worth of thread content between the two of you, hell I still have over 34 hours of streams archived from her that I just never bothered to go through even though there were a few interesting things in them. In the end, I just had to edit/reformat everything to make this one thread so I could finally start in on my next 2 potential projects.
 

Mexican_Wizard_711

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The video is not how we broke up, the vlog was after I moved away. My "response" was just an expression of myself for me, I should have clarified that.

I didn't leak it, why would i want to? why would i try and white knight someone I was accused of beating if i leaked the video myself? I've made mistakes but i'm not that exceptional. I don't know who she shared it with, what she's up to, or anything else. I just don't want "assburger" to follow someone forever other than myself.
Are you saying, she leaked on purpose to draw attention? If so, that would mean Jackie is bigger cow than you are, even with the alleged beating that supposedly took place. I do want to know one thing, was any tension between you and mumkey before the incident.

(A little :optimistic:, got any lewd pics of Jackie's Boobs, Ass, or ... Feet)

In fact, I'll state this here, since it's been lost in the early pages of the Mumkey thread: I unironically believe she's probably a bigger cow than you are and the only reason she doesn't have her own dedicated thread is due to Ben Saint deleting their old joint youtube channel after the breakup - wiping nearly all of the relevant bits of her online presence with it. Because of that, I ended up with about 1 2/3 worth of thread content between the two of you, hell I still have over 34 hours of streams archived from her that I just never bothered to go through even though there were a few interesting things in them. In the end, I just had to edit/reformat everything to make this one thread so I could finally start in on my next 2 potential projects.
Speaking of Ben Saint, has he been going to Breadtube recently? Because I seen a video by Digibro on how he has 180 degree turn on being a radical socialist


It would make sense that Ben would try to scrub himself clean of any past antics.

Sorry to be bit off-topic, I just thought it was interesting to mention this.
 

tantric_depressive

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The video is not how we broke up, the vlog was after I moved away. My "response" was just an expression of myself for me, I should have clarified that.

I didn't leak it, why would i want to? why would i try and white knight someone I was accused of beating if i leaked the video myself? I've made mistakes but i'm not that exceptional. I don't know who she shared it with, what she's up to, or anything else. I just don't want "assburger" to follow someone forever other than myself.
@AssBurgerRap So did she record that and send you a link to watch it? Like a final goodbye, and clarification on her thoughts about yall, after you'd already left?

What sparked this final breakup? Did she hook up with someone while you were apart? Do you know who it is?

Are you trying to stay away from social media, especially any that's not just close rl friends & family? You have a good old-school sponsor?
 

BlancoMailo

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Hello, I'm Rocio. I was basically forced to make a fucking account for this website because no matter which thread it's on, people seem to love dragging my name through the dirt for no reason except maybe painting me out to be someone I'm not.

Someone who uses these threads told me I was mentioned not only in the one, but now apparently also in a thread about Mumkey Jones, who USED to be my friend. USED to be, until I found out the only reason he cared about me was to try to use me. I'm going to admit my truth here, because his thread is full of disgusting shit I don't want to look at.

Plenty of idiots are so quick to assume I'm an orbitor/YouTube groupie without realising I'm neither. Since this thread is about Styx, I'll say this briefly:

He used to message me on Twitter and actually comment/quote me on his own profile way back in 2017. Yes, I thought he genuinely liked me and wanted to date me. He seemed so nice that I overlooked all red flags. Half the time he would ignore me, and it just was determinate to my self-esteem. He asked for my Skype too, which I didn't give out. And I will say this right now, I never gave him nudes like other people may have. That's when he lost interest in me, I suppose. I did try to message him but he always seemed cold/uninterested. Yet he would still comment on his own profile whenever I said something/quote me sometimes. I didn't care for public displays of caring about me, I just wanted him to actually care. This is when Rosie seemed to hate me because she would say mean things not just to me, but to other women Styx seemed to be talking to. I couldn't understand why, I thought she was psychotic at first.

Now, after watching that video and comprehending she probably felt really hurt by how he acted, it would make sense she was just trying to "chase" away others since that was HER man, and I did end up talking to her in private and apologizing because I had no idea. I felt so ashamed of everything, I just gave up and distanced myself from all that for a while. Unfollowed him, wanted to be left alone, everything. Although for a while, it absolutely destroyed my happiness. I felt so stupid because I felt so toyed around with. For a while, I just wanted to disappear.

Now this where Mumkey Jones comes in:

I met him not long after the Styx incident happened. February 2018. This is when he still had all his Mumkey Jones accounts on YouTube. I remember commenting on his Twitter, and he replied to me. I also donated during a live stream and he called me "that hot girl". For a while, we would just exchange comments on Twitter. He even left a comment (now gone because his Mumkey Jones account got terminated) on my video literally just: "hey it's that hot chick". So we exchanged a while on Twitter, this is when Brandon (Assburger) steps in.

Mumkey set me up with Brandon. I dated Brandon for a bit.

Of course, no one knows this because Brandon constantly lied about who he's dated. If you were to believe Brandon, you would assume Ren was his first girlfriend in this whole mess. He lied, and lied and lied about how "boo hoo, no one loves me, poor me" right after he decided to dump me. For no reason.
That hurt so badly. Imagine dating someone, knowing they have issues so you try your best to help them, literally talking to them every day, phoning them, video calling them, everything. Believing in them. And even AFTER they split up with you, being there for support and being there when they live stream.

Only for them to lie about it, and for them to even refer you as "just a fan" when someone asks who you are.

It was Mumkey that admitted Brandon dated me in his Sonic gaming series/other gaming series. If someone can find where they're being archived, it would be greatly appreciated.

So after Brandon, Mumkey (who's real name, as we all know, is Tyler) seemed to be the only one who cared about me. I remember during a live stream I was having a manic episode and I told people I was going to throw my phone at the wall (this was due to Brandon basically treating me like I didn't exist) and it was MUMKEY, not Brandon, that sent me a message on Twitter asking if I was going to be okay.

From then on, his actions made me think he cared about me. In fact, we would call each other friends.

He even used to bring me up in videos, not just his gaming series or live streams where I was present. Which he also took the time to make me feel like I was important to him, because I could talk to him in his chats and he would always notice me and reply to me.

Here is some proof he brought me up. I know his channels got deleted but many people have his videos archived. Here he brought me up briefly (skip to 6:41):


Again, he always talked to me on Twitter and even said he brought me up in this video. Which leads me to something else he would do:

He used to stalk me on Twitter. Even he himself admits he did. He didn't follow me, but he would like my statuses and post comments on my stuff all the time. But I was infatuated with him too, and I would scroll through his feed as well. He would even ask for me to talk to him on Snapchat, and he made my days so much better. I would leave nice messages on his videos, and he always liked my comments. He was initially very kind to me. That I don't forget.

Until I grew to love him. And I will admit this now, I loved him. I loved Tyler. I think I grew to love him because of his kindness towards me, until it went sour. And it went sour really, really fast.

Because I loved him, and he seemed to always like me around, his girlfriend (now ex) Sheepover hated me. And I've known this for a long time. Brandon/Assburger slipped up once in a Discord message and implied that she did. And that's when I knew it's because of how Mumkey was treating me. She would even go around in live chats, telling people I was a bad person and saying I was doing things to make Brandon look bad. None of that was true.

She is no angel, never has been, but people assume she is. I guess because now she's the "victim" of his cheating. I knew all along he had that tendency, because of the way he treated me.

See, he tried to use me. He was desperate for my nudes and kept harassing me for nudes. When I didn't give in, he would stalk me and insult me. His favourite insult to sling was calling me "Roastio". All because I wouldn't give him what he wanted I suppose. I was stalked and harassed, and I had no choice but to suffer in silence. Why? Because his brain dead fans would say "oh but he's just joking" or they didn't believe me. I told him I didn't want to speak to him anymore because I had feelings for him, and what did he do? He went around telling people I hated him because I wouldn't talk to him. I was forced to talk to him.

It destroyed my mental health and I wanted to die. Styx damaged me, Assburger damaged more of me, but Mumkey destroyed what was left.

So before you claim that I'm an orbiter or a fucking groupie, actually open your fucking eyes and realise that content creators do damage to the people that love them.

I regret meeting anyone from YouTube, I wish I never met anyone.

And yes, I have a ton of proof of everything they did. Let me know if you need it.
Response, @AssBurgerRap?
 

tantric_depressive

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@AssBurgerRap Did you run false-flag romance psyops for Mumkey Jones?

Were you his set-up man for obtaining sexual gratification through nudes, lewds and occasional hook-ups? An eceleb's comical cuck prepping 'n vetting girls for him type arrangement?

Was that what caused some initial butthurt from Mumkey towards you after you got with Jackie?
Hmmm, you were just supposed to keep her occupied and within your friend group, and keep her from moving on to a relationship outside of it, til your Mumkey could disentangle himself from Sheepover without too much damage to himself or his reputation. Maybe pull a rl version of yer usual online thotcrimes, and make her easy prey for a thirsty chimp. You caught feelings though, and wifed her up against your leader's wishes.
Was it your worries concerning Jackie discovering your original intentions that caused you to finally lose control, and Hulk-out on her on that drunken, bloody night?

😕Or was it all just the byproducts resulting from a bitter bi bromance? Assbugger and Mumkween just use those yucky vagina-havers for material comforts and jealousy-bait between themselves. Tender love and gentle affection is boiz only

(my theories stand as true canon until questions are answered, and things are proven to be much more mundane, inane and boring, ... or even gayer and 🎇waayyy more fabul🐹us🎇, than conjectured here itt)
 
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murgatroid

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He tweeted and deleted this. I also posted this to Mumkey's thread as well.
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These people are so melodramatic. That supposedly private video was fake us fuck it was painful to get through with all the sniffles, the voice quivering, and non-existent tear wipes.

I can see why they were a couple. They're both immature, self-indulgent, melodramatic attention whores.

I bet they met in AA.

Major props to @BlancoMailo for putting together the OP and finding those choice quotes in those videos that support the points made and really illustrate what a piece of shit Assburger is.
 
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BlancoMailo

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On September 11th, I logged into my reddit burner account for the first time in around a year (to post an information request for my newest thread) and was greeted by this message:
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I think reddit is the only site I've ever seen that literally encourages ban evasion, wonder if they include banned accounts in their accounts created stats they show to advertisers.

I must have been posting some incredibly hateful things to get a ban 11 months months after I forgot the account even existed:
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Nope, just information seeking for this thread along with a brief Asterios exchange. It turns out that posting even indirect links to the Farms is enough for an instant perma (a direct link gets the comment/post instantly hidden).

No idea why there was such a huge lag on the August 26th ban, either it's now part of an automated flagging system or a particularly enthusiastic fan (I very much doubt either of the thread subjects had anything to do with it) found the posts and reported them to the admins. Just something to keep in mind if you ever post a request for information over there.
 
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