Brandon Ross Fontaine / Katherine Fontaine / Kat Ross Wolf / Krimson Kat / RedHeaDL / redheadude - Troon. Ex-Marine. Engaged to inter-dimensional prophet. NOT a pedo. "Abused for liking diapers."

[XE 600]

If you have to post a status and reply to it 7 times commenting how not mad you are then you're probably mad.

Just gonna... Leave this here...

... There we are.

I want to rate this "winner" but I also want to rate it "horrifying"...

 

[Okami Green]

If you have to post a status and reply to it 7 times commenting how not mad you are then you're probably mad.

It's sad that his 'I'm not mad I swear" rant is probably the most feminine thing about him.

 

[m0rnutz]

Can someone link their thread on here and/or give a tl;dr of the lore behind Terra?

Tl;dr hes a pedo too

 

[Haramburger]

I just find it so funny that an ex Marine is throwing a fit over a cartoon about police dogs for toddlers.

I don't think they're all police, at least one's a fire truck/dalmatian. Do they combine like Voltron? I think we need a deeper dive on this.

 

[cowisnow]

You guize! He's going to turn into a stealth ninja tranny avenger. Wait for when he's wearing those black diapers.

 

[Fumb Duck]

Unless you’re a public figure, I honestly think there’s a correlation between twitter usage and mental illness

 

[FrostyWeeb9]

Unless you’re a public figure, I honestly think there’s a correlation between twitter usage and mental illness

I use Twitter, and I'm a weeb. So... confirmed?

 

[Fumb Duck]

I use Twitter, and I'm a weeb. So... confirmed?

If you post more than 30 times a day I think I’ve got some bad news for you

 

[UA 674]

In a sort of modern spin on the Navy Seal copypasta, Brandon has posted a strongly-worded message addressed to me and @Null.
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lol fag, get bent.

 

[Raiken]

A wise man once said:
Do it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The thing is, even if he could carry his threat out, I could never take him seriously because he has a diaper fetish. If he actually beat me up, in the back of my mind I’d be thinking, “But this doesn’t count, because he has a diaper fetish.”

 

[AnOminous]

The thing is, even if he could carry his threat out, I could never take him seriously because he has a diaper fetish. If he actually beat me up, in the back of my mind I’d be thinking, “But this doesn’t count, because he has a diaper fetish.”

If he somehow was murdering me, I still wouldn't be able to stop laughing at him, even if he promised to stop murdering me if I stopped laughing.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

His account may disappear, but valiant Kiwis will dutifully archive everything for posterity.

He has a very distinctly special speech pattern. If anyone was ever looking for him they would be able to find him on any new account.

 

[Dingo]

Naval infantry - ex-marines like Brandon who wear diapers and engage in infantile behavior, sperging out over Paw Patrol.

 

[The Dude]

So, do we have any confirmation that this...thing is a real Marine Trained Tard, or is he just faking to try to scare us? Because this guy doesn't catch me as someone who could hack being a Cub Scout, let alone an actual fucking Marine.

Why do so many tranzgingerz always try to act like macho bad-asses? It's not very feminine.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So, do we have any confirmation that this...thing is a real Marine Trained Tard, or is he just faking to try to scare us? Because this guy doesn't catch me as someone who could hack being a Cub Scout, let alone an actual fucking Marine.

Why do so many tranzgingerz always try to act like macho bad-asses? It's not very feminine.

Oddly, I can believe a military background. After all, Greta was military. I can see a natural progression for a fuck-up with repressed violent urges. You sign up because you think it’ll show everyone you’re a man, you get to fire guns and someone else makes the tough choices. You come out the other side and you’re still a fuck-up who the world laughs at. So you troon out.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

So, do we have any confirmation that this...thing is a real Marine Trained Tard, or is he just faking to try to scare us? Because this guy doesn't catch me as someone who could hack being a Cub Scout, let alone an actual fucking Marine.

Why do so many tranzgingerz always try to act like macho bad-asses? It's not very feminine.

Somewhere near the beginning of the thread, there is a picture of his VA card that @Gengar pulled off his Facebook. That said, I don't remember if it was ever established what his MOS was. All Marines are trained as infantry, but he could have wound up as a box-kicker who never went overseas.

 

[Troonos]

Why did the military decide it was a good idea to end permanent disqualification for mental illness?

 

[The Dude]

Somewhere near the beginning of the thread, there is a picture of his VA card that @Gengar pulled off his Facebook. That said, I don't remember if it was ever established what his MOS was. All Marines are trained as infantry, but he could have wound up as a box-kicker who never went overseas.

Oh yeah, the Corps has it's share of REMFs (rear echelon motherfuckers) and latrine pogues. Not everyone can be a door-kicker or Scout Sniper. Hell, a lot of Marines don't even touch a rifle once they're out of boot. Every branch of the military has some out of the way storeroom or safe gopher job for some admin that they can shuffle the fuckups and fucktards so they're not around deadly weapons and ordnance where they'll likely hurt themselves or someone else. I'm guessing that's what our Marine Tran Tard was if he was actually in the Cops.

I'm getting some pretty strong Wesley Bailey vibes with this one.

 

[Vancouver Terry Bollea]

Basically Wesley but with a diaper fetish.