Dramacow Brandy Wooten / Brandy B. Benjamin - Crazy Cookie Monster With Lupus Who Harasses McDonald's Employees

[Ho Mo for Women]

Meet Brandy Wooten. She is a fucking lunatic.

Brandy first came to the Farms' attention in the Personal Lolcows thread, where @Evil_Female_Overlord posted the above video. As you can see in said video, the thing you need to know about Brandy, besides her massive ego, is her obsession with McDonald's cookies, as well as her constant abuse of fast food employees (and anyone else who doesn't give her what she wants when she wants it). After the McDonald's video went viral, she made a followup video where she defends her actions, brags about her newfound "fame", and attempts to "call out" the McDonald's employees who made her wait a few minutes for cookies.
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=9357d98f5254 (Sorry, Liveleak wouldn't embed.)
Note how she seems to think Ronald McDonald is a real person ("Tag dat nigga!"), and threatens to report the employees to him. She also mentions living across the street from that particular McDonald's, and constantly monitors the employees to make sure that they're doing their jobs (i.e., making her cookies).
But Ms. Wooten's batshit insanity does not end with McDonald's cookies. On her YouTube channel, you'll find countless videos she has made that highlight her craziness. Here's one where she harasses a "racist" white woman who banned her from a swimming pool.

Yes, she has kids.
Speaking of her kids, their father apparently walked out on her. I wonder why?

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hvpMD9g0jGjBlFi-s6ndw
Google+: https://plus.google.com/106748008954903872550/posts
Myspace: https://myspace.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Instagram (Private): https://www.instagram.com/beehrock/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Daily Mail article about her McDonald's tantrum: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ager-told-wait-TWO-MINUTES-fresh-cookies.html

 

[ActualKiwi]

Meet Brandy Wooten. She is a fucking lunatic.

Brandy first came to the Farms' attention in the Personal Lolcows thread, where @Evil_Female_Overlord posted the above video. As you can see in said video, the thing you need to know about Brandy, besides her massive ego, is her obsession with McDonald's cookies, as well as her constant abuse of fast food employees (and anyone else who doesn't give her what she wants when she wants it). After the McDonald's video went viral, she made a followup video where she defends her actions, brags about her newfound "fame", and attempts to "call out" the McDonald's employees who made her wait a few minutes for cookies.

(Sorry, Liveleak wouldn't embed.)
Note how she seems to think Ronald McDonald is a real person ("Tag dat nigga!"), and threatens to report the employees to him. She also mentions living across the street from that particular McDonald's, and constantly monitors the employees to make sure that they're doing their jobs (i.e., making her cookies).
But Ms. Wooten's batshit insanity does not end with McDonald's cookies. On her YouTube channel, you'll find countless videos she has made that highlight her craziness. Here's one where she harasses a "racist" white woman who banned her from a swimming pool.

Yes, she has kids.
Speaking of her kids, their father apparently walked out on her. I wonder why?

Her YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hvpMD9g0jGjBlFi-s6ndw
Her Google+: https://plus.google.com/106748008954903872550/posts
Daily Mail article about her McDonald's tantrum: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ager-told-wait-TWO-MINUTES-fresh-cookies.html

Do we have any clue what the heck is up with her face? Are those pox/acne scars?

 

[Tame Sake]

I already saw this crazy lady on Double Toasted, but didn't think she'd be interesting enough to be found here too!

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Do we have any clue what the heck is up with her face? Are those pox/acne scars?

She has lupus, apparently. Ironically, it makes her face look like a chocolate chip cookie.

 

[ActualKiwi]

She has lupus, apparently. Ironically, it makes her face look like a chocolate chip cookie.

Huh, maybe she got diagnosed by House, M.D. then.
I would not want to eat that particular cookie..if McDonalds served me that I'd give it right back.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

She has lupus, apparently. Ironically, it makes her face look like a chocolate chip cookie.

Other common neuropsychiatric manifestation of SLE include cognitive dysfunction, mood disorder, cerebrovascular disease,[28]seizures,polyneuropathy,[28]anxiety disorder, and psychosis.

Not sure whether she is crazy due to her lupus or whether it is just coincidential

 

[Skysora]

Looks like a winner...somebody call child protection services.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So is she incapable of cooking her own damn cookies? Is that it? What is it about McDonald's that she desperately desires those particular cookies? Subway has way better ones.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Never stick your dick in crazy. Especially crazy that has an STD face.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

So is she incapable of cooking her own damn cookies? Is that it? What is it about McDonald's that she desperately desires those particular cookies? Subway has way better ones.

They do have better cookies, but she says in the response video that she doesn't like Subway cookies. And she doesn't like McDonald's food besides the cookies. It's only about the cookies. Cookies are love. Cookies are life.

 

[Fervent Champion]

Lupus would not explain the mental disorders this woman has. God help her children, they're in for a rough childhood at best.

 

[HickoryDickory]

This thread has reminded me that I have two McD's ginger cookies left over from lunch.

She definitely has a bad attitude problem and acts how I think Tracy Lynn/Crickets would act. Those poor kids.

 

[tehfolder]

I feel bad for her kids.

 

[ActualKiwi]

She's also a shill for random companies it appears..

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Honestly, when I read the title, I was expecting a situation similar to Dan Sandler, just with a Cookie Monster costume. But damn, this is even more insane.I never even had McDonald's cookies and even I can see that they don't look all that good.

I got to wonder what mental disorder she has to think this.

So is she incapable of cooking her own damn cookies? Is that it? What is it about McDonald's that she desperately desires those particular cookies? Subway has way better ones.

True, but it seems that she accepts no substitutes. That leads me to ask, has she ever said why they're any better?

 

[NumberingYourState]

Is it possible for the brain to develop hemorrhages in people with Lupus? Wait disregard that...

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Is it possible for the brain to develop hemorrhages in people with Lupus? Wait disregard that...

Yes it is possible

 

[ActualKiwi]

Also called Brandy B (Beehrock) Benjamin or Brandy Giselle
Myspace
Instagram (private)

Found through facebook account name, and tattoo comparison.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Also called Brandy B (Beehrock) Benjamin or Brandy Giselle
Myspace
Instagram (private)

Found through facebook account name, and tattoo comparison.

What is the name of her Facebook account? I looked, but couldn't find it.

 

[Bugaboo]

Don't they have cookies at Wendy's and Starbucks (you dang dirty Americans don't have Tim Hortons and it's infinite joys)
Does this bitch live exclusively off cookies?