Breast Growth Hypnosis -

[MudMux]

She'll be blossoming in no time.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Seems legit.

 

[CatParty]

just keep eating mcdonalds and sitting on your ass all day playin vidya, chris. boom bigger tits.

 

[Count Olaf]

Guess the Oestrogel alone isn't cutting it. Surely, if he combines the Oestrogel with super powered breast meditation and focuses all of his mighty powers REALLY HARD his moobs will magically transform into voluptuous breasts right?

That or it'll just make him look even more ridiculous.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Here is the video link in question for those interested:

Honestly, it just sounds like Skyrim dungeon music.

Also the total playlist time is two and a half hours.

Is Chris:

1. Falling asleep to this stuff?
2. Keeping it on in the background while he goes about his daily business?
3. Staring blankly into the screen for the full two and a half hours while massaging himself?

 

[JULAY]

What, the titty vibrators didn't do the trick? I'm shocked.

 

[chimpburgers]

There are other people in the comments who actually believe this shit works. Others are mocking this as they should.

Spoiler

 

[Rokko]

No way I am looking at this. I don´t want to grow boobs.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

There are other people in the comments who actually believe this shit works. Others are mocking this as they should.

Spoiler

Further and cringe inducing proof that Chris is barely dumber that the average Joe (trying to transition into the average Jane).

 

[Thoresten]

Simply amazing. Hes turning himself into the exact opposite of the thing that the woman he desires actually would want. Only one that would possibly want him would be a man with severe issues or a blind woman with a attraction to children.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I can't believe he actually thinks this shit works.

 

[MongyPleb]

The comments on this made me wonder if Chris'll ever decide smoking weed is a good idea and try it out.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When Chris looks like Jenner, then he'll know.

 

[CWCissey]

This actually does work.

It turns you into one giant tit.

 

[pickleniggo]

I can't believe he actually thinks this shit works.

You really can't believe the originator of the curse-ye-ha-me-ha thinks this would work? Really?

 

[Dain Bramage]

I can't believe he actually thinks this shit works.

It's Chris.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the originator of the curse-ye-ha-me-ha

The magical thinking is still strong with CWC.

 

[Lipitor]

This is a really good example of how delusional Chris is. He'll blindly follow any advice that he thinks will shortcut him to the results he wants. He's placebo'd himself into believing he's got bigger breasts. When he still has the lowercase a cup manboobs.

 

[Milktheturtle]

We all know that Chris is really guillible but holy shit that's dumb.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If only self delusion could be used to grow breasts...