Breasts -

[Bgheff]

Apparently people were rather divided on this in livechat, so I made a poll.

 

[Null]

gorgeous
mm, ya

 

[cypocraphy]

Only boobs can rival Hulkamania.

 

[BT 075]

Breasts are life,
And life is breasts
Breasts just are,
The very best

 

[EI 903]

I'm thinking this is an excuse to round up the gays and feminist sympathizers. Next comes reeducation camps.

 

[Fishkill]

Spoiler: Boobs

Spoiler: Ass

Spoiler: more ass

Spoiler: Even More ass

 

[Pikonic]

Nothing but sacks of fat,
I bet y'all don't find back boobs or man boobs sexy.







I rest my case.

 

[cypocraphy]

Let me get my hands on your mammary glands, and let me get your head on the conjugal bed....

 

[BT 075]

Sweet, sensual, soft sacks of fat that under my guidance can open the doors to new dimensions.
Lovely mountains with marvelous peaks, to which I can guide you as a Sherpa on the road the straightness.
Take my hand and come see, the magical lands of Tits McGee!

 

[EI 903]

Nothing but sacks of fat,
I bet y'all don't find back boobs or man boobs sexy.


I rest my case.

They're not always sacks of fat. Sometimes they're plastic. Your argument is scientifically flawed.

 

[Fishkill]

Nah man dat ass

Spoiler

 

[Stalin]

Gross.

 

[Night Terror]

breasts are the greatest creation of god/the pinnacle of evolution
ass men are just repressed homosexuals

 

[Fishkill]

breasts are the greatest creation of god/the pinnacle of evolution
ass men are just repressed homosexuals

 

[Null]

are you implying her ass is going to be any better? She'd fucking crush my balls like a literal nutcracker between those goddamn tectonic plates.

 

[BT 075]

That my friend, is not a woman. It is a turd in a wig dressed like one.

 

[EI 903]

If boobs weren't important, we wouldn't have such great masterpieces of Photoshop as these:

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Boobs create art, thus boobs are important and wonderful.

 

[LM 697]

Spoiler

 

[KatsuKitty]

boobs suck

 

[Pikonic]

Sometimes when I run I get hit in the chin.
I have lower back problems.
I can't wear cute graphic tees.
Boobs are awful