Because our government couldn't organise an orgy in a very well equipped and staffed brothel.MPs will vote on delaying Brexit after rejecting the idea of the UK leaving the EU without a deal.www.bbc.co.uk
When you vote on something completely pointless as it's not your decision on whether you are leaving or not, it's like voting on whether the tide is allowed to go in or out.
HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT DONE MONTHS AGO?
In other news, Carole Cadwalladr is claiming that there's a conspiracy by Arron Banks, head of Leave.EU, to nobble an extension to Article 50 by persuading the Italian government to reject it. How does she know this? Because he turned his twitter locator off for 24 hours and went skiing in an area that voted heavily for Matteo Salvini's Lega party, who form the "populist" and "far right" coalition government over there with the Movimente Cinque Stelle.
Yes, because only guilty people don't spend every waking minute on twatter.