Disaster Brexit: "Technical terms" agreed - Chequers minus, as feared, or Brexit in name only.

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We're like a bloody scared bungee jumper at this point. We're going to vote against this deal, against no deal, ask for an extension, and it's going to take France vetoing the extension to actually push us off the scaffold on 29 March. Embarrassing.
 

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This is the ride that never ends.

Regardless of how this all turns out, Theresa May is likely to be finished. No deal Brexit? She's finished? Brexit with a deal? She's finished. Brexit is cancelled? She's finished.

Even if Parliament gets an extension on Article 50 May's dead in the water, as all it'll do is stretch her demise out a bit longer.
 

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This is the ride that never ends.

Regardless of how this all turns out, Theresa May is likely to be finished. No deal Brexit? She's finished? Brexit with a deal? She's finished. Brexit is cancelled? She's finished.

Even if Parliament gets an extension on Article 50 May's dead in the water, as all it'll do is stretch her demise out a bit longer.
I don't know about that, she was supposed to be finished when her own party called a vote of no confidence, then when there was a vote of no confidence in the government. I can see the old hag hanging on to power right until she gets voted out of office.
 

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I just laughed at May's reaction of 'profoundly regretting the decision' like her disappoint means anything to anyone else in that room. Like what did she expect to happen when she came back with the barest of changes and tried to run it down to the wire when there's an option to extend right there? Of course they're going to reject the deal.

The only reason she hasn't been 'finished' thus far is because of the DUP keeping her in office so they feel powerful, so she stuck in a weird limbo of being completely ineffectual but also unable to leave.
 

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I just laughed at May's reaction of 'profoundly regretting the decision' like her disappoint means anything to anyone else in that room. Like what did she expect to happen when she came back with the barest of changes and tried to run it down to the wire when there's an option to extend right there? Of course they're going to reject the deal.

The only reason she hasn't been 'finished' thus far is because of the DUP keeping her in office so they feel powerful, so she stuck in a weird limbo of being completely ineffectual but also unable to leave.

Well, that and Labour is so fucking poisonous that the Tories, despite this fucking hilarious shambles they're 10 whole points ahead. The Tiggers are still under "other".... on 2%.
 

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MPs have voted by 312 to 308 to reject leaving the EU without a withdrawal agreement.
It is not a legally-binding decision - and it does not rule out the UK leaving the EU.
But it means MPs could now get a vote on delaying Brexit.
That vote would take place on Thursday, and if it is passed - and the EU agrees to it - the UK will not leave the EU as planned on 29 March.
MPs are now voting on whether the PM's Brexit plan should be scrapped in favour of a "managed no deal".

When you vote on something completely pointless as it's not your decision on whether you are leaving or not, it's like voting on whether the tide is allowed to go in or out.

MPs are now voting on whether the PM's Brexit plan should be scrapped in favour of a "managed no deal".

HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT DONE MONTHS AGO?
 

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When you vote on something completely pointless as it's not your decision on whether you are leaving or not, it's like voting on whether the tide is allowed to go in or out.




HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT DONE MONTHS AGO?
Because our government couldn't organise an orgy in a very well equipped and staffed brothel.

In other news, Carole Cadwalladr is claiming that there's a conspiracy by Arron Banks, head of Leave.EU, to nobble an extension to Article 50 by persuading the Italian government to reject it. How does she know this? Because he turned his twitter locator off for 24 hours and went skiing in an area that voted heavily for Matteo Salvini's Lega party, who form the "populist" and "far right" coalition government over there with the Movimente Cinque Stelle.

Yes, because only guilty people don't spend every waking minute on twatter.
 

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When you vote on something completely pointless as it's not your decision on whether you are leaving or not, it's like voting on whether the tide is allowed to go in or out.
The government already indicated that it had no interest in that amendment and were whipping the Malthouse Compromise, which is a deal that's much closer to an actual Brexit that'd work. In that it's slightly dissapointing to both remainers and leavers. It's drafted by Remain-leaning MP Kit Malthouse and brought together the MPs who're seen as leaders of their respective factions, namely Nicky Morgan (Remain) and Stephen Baker (Leave). The people locked out of this were nut jobs like Woolaston and Sozzleberry, who fucked off to sit in obscurity and no hope of re-election "alongside" the Tiggers. (because God forbid they show some backbone and decision making).

If that doesn't pass, but the government decides to go ahead with delaying Brexit, then good fucking luck. Good fucking luck to the lot of them, because angry votes will go somewhere else and a Trump-Style Wave will brew.

EDIT: Malthouse Compromise rejected, fuck the lot of the bastards.
 
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Surprises me that there were only four votes in it. Given that Parliament is packed with remainers I'd have thought they'd emphatically have voted to take no deal off the table.

EDIT: The amended motion (ruling out no deal forever) has gone through harder. Nicola Fish is first out the blocks to cover herself in glory over it.

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Ugh. The fix is well and truly in. They'll try to get an extension to A50 and I suspect the EU will bite on it because it means they can subject us to £1bn-per-month penalty clauses that they were talking about and similar bumrape.
 
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all I took away from this was the phrase "Ireland being ruled from Dublin" and that's a fine thing to think of.
 

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Shit or get off the pot. Christ what is wrong with these numpties?

edit I know shes not "supposed too" but Elizabeth absolutely can go to the house of lords and then send a very polite letter to the speaker requesting the commons presence in the chamber whereupon she reams them all a new asshole in that high pitched voice of hers. She's been a good girl for half a century, so she is permitted one moment to really bash someone over the head with a scepter.


It's starting to look like this may be the time. She almost certainly won't though and that is a shame.
 
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