Disaster Brexit: "Technical terms" agreed - Chequers minus, as feared, or Brexit in name only.

CWCissey

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To give some more entertainment Opinium's latest poll is out:

  • Brexit Party: 26
  • Labour: 23
  • Conservative: 13
  • Liberal Democrat: 11
  • Green: 5
  • SNP: 4
  • UKIP: 4
  • Change UK – The Independent Group: 2 <--- LOL
  • Plaid Cymru: 2
  • Other: 1
  • Don’t know: 10
Oh God this is amazing.

You can't barrage the Farage!

 
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Ponderous Pillock

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So it seems Lib Dems, Greens and CUK have decided a grubby, meaningless electoral Pact was the only way forward for them in Peterborough and they won't be standing their own candidates. Backing a single independent remaniac instead.

So together they might get 5% or so.
 

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Remain Alliance for Peterborough has collapsed.

Lib Dems and Greens are to stand their own candidates (so, hopefully, splitting the remainiac vote further) and CUK's have decided to be cucked by Labour, declaring that "Labour would make it difficult for us." so are not standing a candidate at all.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
 

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and CUK's have decided to be cucked by Labour, declaring that "Labour would make it difficult for us." so are not standing a candidate at all.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
ffs, why run anywhere at all then? No one is or should make it easy for you.

At this point the name 'CUK' is looking like a self-fulfilling prophesy.
 
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ffs, why run anywhere at all then? No one is or should make it easy for you.

At this point the name 'CUK' is looking like a self-fulfilling prophesy.
'cos they've been so confused despite massive massive ego stroking by the MSM (BBC had their launch party solidly on their front page and broadcasted it live) but they're full of nutters, racists and are all hilariously gaffe prone blairites offering the exact opposite of "Change."

Even their "minifesto" they released the other day is just "Everything's fine!" drek:
  1. Remain in Europe
  2. Remain Prosperous
  3. Remain Healthy
  4. Remain United on Tackling Climate Change
  5. Remain Stronger in the World

But like "Remain" people they don't want to expose their confusing, badly formed ideas to democratic accountability. They know they'd be utterly slaughtered in Peterborough and their ridiculous, ever expanding name, is just not getting through to the general public in the same way TBP is. "Brexiteer" remains a catchy thing to call yourself.
 
'cos they've been so confused despite massive massive ego stroking by the MSM (BBC had their launch party solidly on their front page and broadcasted it live) but they're full of nutters, racists and are all hilariously gaffe prone blairites offering the exact opposite of "Change."

Even their "minifesto" they released the other day is just "Everything's fine!" drek:
  1. Remain in Europe
  2. Remain Prosperous
  3. Remain Healthy
  4. Remain United on Tackling Climate Change
  5. Remain Stronger in the World
But like "Remain" people they don't want to expose their confusing, badly formed ideas to democratic accountability. They know they'd be utterly slaughtered in Peterborough and their ridiculous, ever expanding name, is just not getting through to the general public in the same way TBP is. "Brexiteer" remains a catchy thing to call yourself.
It was unwise for them to even contemplate fielding MEP candidates, who did they think they were going to beat. The majority of the remainers within Labour will stay with Labour, it's a pro remain party. Those that don't go to the Lib Dems who have always been a staunchly remain party. No one is going to bet on an untested party when there is essentially more than 3 pro-remain central parties, including the 2 regional parties, and I suppose Sinn Fein if you're in Northern Ireland.

If they'd really wanted to make waves, they would have focused on sloughing off potential votes for the coming general election, because the longer May stays in office, the greater the chances of an election being called.
 

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Their armor and jousting licenses were approved, but the lance license was denied and they had to reapply.
Oh, of course, what was I thinking... Lances are way too dangerous for england now.

OK then, new plan. Dress them up in the armor, and push them down the stairs in one of the old castles. Whoever survives the most tumbles down the stairs wins.

I wish we had castles in the US...
 

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Oh, of course, what was I thinking... Lances are way too dangerous for england now.

OK then, new plan. Dress them up in the armor, and push them down the stairs in one of the old castles. Whoever survives the most tumbles down the stairs wins.

I wish we had castles in the US...
The German Prince of Nassau almost built a castle in Texas manned by the Austrian army in the 1840s but his wife cucked him so it never got past the planning stage.
 

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So the "Big donor" has been revealed at long last.



It's only Jeremy "Fuck you Money" Hoskings.

This chap is a huge fan of British Heritage and often fights to protect it if not outright buys it himself, usually railway related. Most recently he's been busy turning the old Hornby Toy Factory in Margate into a railway museum, so he can display his collection to the public when they're out of service.

He also gave Hornby a peppercorn rate to move back into the historic facility when the company was finally seized from the hands of the asset strippers.

The Torygraph has a new article out but the headline and image really say what's what:

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And the Lib Dems continue to show they only have a fucking clown car as Arch Cunt Guy Verhofstadt came to campaign against Democracy and Hilary Clinton style tight camera angles were used:



Meanwhile, as we speak. Farage is speaking in front of another 1,200 people at the Lincolnshire Showground's Concert Venue.
 

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So the BBC had a "Brown trousers" moment and pulled Have I Got News For You last night because they'd invited Heidi Allan on without any balance when the government is in purdah and the BBC has to provide balance on anything that even vaguely looks political.


Sorry everyone. The BBC have pulled tonight’s edition of #HIGNFY - no, we didn’t book Danny Baker. We booked Heidi Allen, a member of a party no-one knows the name of (not even the people in it), because the Euro elections, which nobody wants, may or may not be happening. Sorry.
Heidi Allan and plenty of others replied with the expected whining:


Maybe I'm just not as funny as Nigel Farage eh #hignfy @haveigotnews ‽ He's so funny, he seems to be on the BBC all the time! An explanation would be appreciated, not least to acknowledge the hard work of the entire crew who worked diligently to put the show together.
All of course, missing the point entirely so everyone's now saying the BBC is all for Brexiteer mates. Even though Question Time is on every week with usually a 4:1 remain biased panel, if not worse.
 
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