Brian M Visaggio / Magdalene Visaggio / MagsVisaggs / SeatBeltBlue - *Eisner Nominated*

Carmina Burana

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Here's Brian showing how to address potential customers on a public forum /S:
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(Don't enlarge the first screenshot; he's like a fucking Gorgon.)
Translation: I sucked as a writer, but growing out my hair & strapping down gets me jobs & headpats. I still suck, but no one's allowed to say so anymore. What an amazing coincidence that he got so many jobs once he decided to be Tootsie. But muh marginalized group
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I think it was YBZ that said it in a video about Joe Glass--that when that little faggot went on a Twitter rant about Ya Boi backing his homo heroes crowdfund, any intelligent observer sees that & realizes that if Glass would talk that way about one backer, he'd talk that way about any backer, so fuck that guy. Brian--who's lucky if any of his books is in triple digits for orders--has yet to learn that lesson. Way to win friends & influence people, Brian.
 

AnOminous

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I think it was YBZ that said it in a video about Joe Glass--that when that little faggot went on a Twitter rant about Ya Boi backing his homo heroes crowdfund, any intelligent observer sees that & realizes that if Glass would talk that way about one backer, he'd talk that way about any backer, so fuck that guy. Brian--who's lucky if any of his books is in triple digits for orders--has yet to learn that lesson. Way to win friends & influence people, Brian.

It's not like he even has fans. The only reason he has any work at all is being a troon. He also says it's not his job to educate you but he hands out the red pills all day on troons and what garbage they are.
 

fuckidunno

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Ya know what comics really could use, something original, something fresh...like a thinly veiled Tank Girl rip-off with a healthy dash of Mary Sue (please no Zinnia Jones) style self-insertion

Now THAT'd be fresca!
(it's gotta chap their asses that Tank Girl was written by dudes)
 
Ya know what comics really could use, something original, something fresh...

That'd be one hell a a pitch meeting

Maggs: OK, my new character , is competent at her job, is not a raging asshole filled with hate for men, occasionally makes mistakes that aren't caused by man-culture and is an all around rational transwoman who refuses to make that 150% of her personal identity

EXEC : Nobody is going to believe that. This is Syfy - come back with something more believable like a time-travelling wizard chimp riding a rollerskating dragon with laser eyes
 
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AnOminous

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Ya know what comics really could use, something original, something fresh...like a thinly veiled Tank Girl rip-off with a healthy dash of Mary Sue (please no Zinnia Jones) style self-insertion

Now THAT'd be fresca!
(it's gotta chap their asses that Tank Girl was written by dudes)

And don't forget constant anachronisms and blunders because he has a weird fetish for the '80s, which he didn't live through and doesn't know anywhere near as much about as he thinks.
 

TheWatchfulFurfag

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My God. The lack of self-awareness, coupled with the projection....!
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This tweet so perfectly encapsulates Brian Visaggio that he & it are literally interchangeable.

The difference is, there's a bunch of people who willingly and enthusiastically buy Ayn Rand's books, and even go out of their way to live their lives the way Rand put down in her (very wordy) books. The Same cannot be said for Mags.
 

Francis York Morgan

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The difference is, there's a bunch of people who willingly and enthusiastically buy Ayn Rand's books, and even go out of their way to live their lives the way Rand put down in her (very wordy) books. The Same cannot be said for Mags.
Rand herself lived a way of life that she criticized in her own books. If she were around and writing today, she'd probably have her own thread here.

That said, I'd rather read John Galt's speech over any comic written by Mags. The sperging from Rand's characters is more relatable and less vapid. Not to mention better written.
 

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Rand herself lived a way of life that she criticized in her own books. If she were around and writing today, she'd probably have her own thread here.

That said, I'd rather read John Galt's speech over any comic written by Mags. The sperging from Rand's characters is more relatable and less vapid. Not to mention better written.

To paraphrase Walter Sobchak: "Say what you want about the tenets of Objectivism, Dude. At least it's an ethos."
 

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Her sex life could have made for an all time classic r/polyamory post.

Well, she preached admiration for traditional masculine ideals and expressed contempt for women as vapid, frivolous sluts. Then she openly cucked her husband, but dumped the guy she cucked her husband with when she caught him cucking her, too.
 

The Final Troondown

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Well, she preached admiration for traditional masculine ideals and expressed contempt for women as vapid, frivolous sluts. Then she openly cucked her husband, but dumped the guy she cucked her husband with when she caught him cucking her, too.

I mean that was pretty in line with her view of morality as being for weaklings and cowards, and selfishness being the highest virtue
 

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I mean that was pretty in line with her view of morality as being for weaklings and cowards, and selfishness being the highest virtue

She didn't mean greedy or stupidly harmful for its own sake, but argued that acting with concern for one's own welfare, if adopted as a universal ethic, would actually have better results than the perverse results that have come from misplaced altruism leading to nobody's interests being satisfied, not even the ones supposedly the targets of such altruism.

Incidentally, she wrote the book called The Virtue of Selfishness with the guy she was cucking her husband with in the first place, which may be less ironic than I thought.
 

Oh Long Johnson

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Everyone remembers this, right?View attachment 1443665
There were only 200 copies of this godawful TP ordered. Not sold, ordered. Well, I was in a store that got stuck with one of them today. From the marked-down box of trades:
Where it will sit forever.

I'm guessing the pity orders for Brian will be drying up, post-chinavirus. Fingers crossed!
The text makes it look like Brain's name is Visaggio Smith.
 

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