Campaign Ammo Brianna Hosts Campaign Event in CALIFORNIA -

[Jack Awful]

The best place to hold a rally for your Massachussets based campaign is California.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

But why though?

 

[Jack Awful]

But why though?

I think Brianna thinks this election is somehow more important than it actually is and will have a global impact.

 

[AnOminous]

But why though?

Because John wants to go to California.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

John has a giant inverse erection for Silicon Valley so it probably does make sense in his estrogen-addled mind to go there and tout his platform. He stated he wants to turn his little slice of Mass. into a similar tech Mecca (Tecca?).

Of course, it's still ridiculous. Not only is he campaigning ridiculously early, he's aiming his campaign at people who literally can't vote for him. Lynch can accurately just say "While Brianna was courting yuppies on the other side of the country I was here doing my job: serving you."

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, it's still ridiculous. Not only is he campaigning ridiculously early, he's aiming his campaign at people who literally can't vote for him. Lynch can accurately just say "While Brianna was courting yuppies on the other side of the country I was here doing my job: serving you."

I don't know what would be funnier, John chimping out when Lynch finally says this, or John chimping out because Lynch completely ignores his existence.

 

[m0rnutz]

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The best place to hold a rally for your Massachussets based campaign is California.

Never has something this bad made me laugh so hard I cried.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

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The best place to hold a rally for your Massachussets based campaign is California.

And just like last year, Flynt/Wu tries to deceive people into thinking he's attending WWDC when he's actually going to AltConf. Last year he went so far as to watch live streaming from WWDC and tweet about the events as if he were there. Truly pathetic.

 

[IV 445]

Correction, John wants to go to San Francisco to see the tranny scene.

But this is actually smart. Surely out of the most populated and most progressive state, there would have to be some one he can convince of his plight. I mean, New England is progressive too, but there are still some Puritan roots in MA.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Correction, John wants to go to San Francisco to see the tranny scene.

But this is actually smart. Surely out of the most populated and most progressive state, there would have to be some one he can convince of his plight. I mean, New England is progressive too, but there are still some Puritan roots in MA.

There's zero reason from a campaign perspective for Wu to take his run to California. This is Voter Politics 101. You don't host and sell your campaign to people who can't vote for you.

 

[Jack Awful]

There's zero reason from a campaign perspective for Wu to take his run to California. This is Voter Politics 101. You don't host and sell your campaign to people who can't vote for you.

John clearly just wants an excuse to fly out to California.
I love the message it sends.
"Instead of spending time in the state I'm campaigning in, I'd rather hang out in Cali because it's a better and more fun place!"

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

If John is still touting that whole "I am a real Wymyn!!!!" bullshit, he is gonna have a hard time convincing the Trans to support him.

 

[Shugo]

Isn't this basically fraud at this point? How could you justify spending other people's money, donated to your political campaign, to campaign 2,500 miles away from your congressional district? It's not a national election.

 

[MG 620]

But why though?

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Looks like a deleted SFX scene from TOTAL RECALL.

 

[bearycool]

the look of insanity and triggering is strong in this one

 

[MG 620]

BriannaWuut.gif.

I have no idea who captured it, but it's a classic.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

New campaign item!

 

[Jack Awful]

New campaign item!

Thanks

 

[Tookie]

This is Voter Politics 101. You don't host and sell your campaign to people who can't vote for you.

Sure you do, you just do it quietly and collect the checks without broadcasting it all over Twitter.