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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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@Smutley

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    87 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    144 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    36 vote(s)
    2.5%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    266 vote(s)
    18.5%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    182 vote(s)
    12.7%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    16 vote(s)
    1.1%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    63 vote(s)
    4.4%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    67 vote(s)
    4.7%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    32 vote(s)
    2.2%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    321 vote(s)
    22.3%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    223 vote(s)
    15.5%
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  1. Everyone who doesn’t like me is a bot. SkyNet has launched a vast Russian conspiracy in District 8. Please RT so someone thinks I’m newsworthy again.

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    What at all besides mental illness do Warren and Brianna have in common?

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  2. Well, it looks like Brianna is taking his Hillary complex to its logical conclusion, and setting the stage to blame DANG DIRTY RUSSKIE BOTS as the reason why his campaign bombed harder than Enola Gay.
     
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    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

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  3. If Putin was going to meddle in local elections, who do you think he would meddle for? The common sense wielding left leaning moderate? Or the unhinged lunatic man in a mangy black dress who causes chaos and failure wherever he goes?
     
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  4. I look forward to next week when Wu burns his toast and then spends the day shrieking about how Russian intelligence agents hacked his toaster.
     
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    Ruin

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  5. I found the animated version of Wu's Anime debut:

     
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    Jaimas

    Jaimas Local Man Ruins Everything
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  6. The Russians just unleashed a nerve agent in fucking Salisbury of all places, but does Wu care? Nope, clearly them somehow doing... stuff by posting on Twitter is a much greater issue.
     
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    NotAKitty

    NotAKitty Not @Tempest.
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  7. Wu was perfectly happy to appear on Russia Today, despite her continuous moaning about Russian interference in foreign elections. The only thing Wu cares about is that she gets exposure.
     
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    Norvic

    Norvic too gay to lift
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  8. Not Russian related but something we haven't discussed - most are predicting that if the signature efforts continue as they are, Wu ain't getting on the ballot. Now, given that you can ostensibly buy signatures from professional firms and John does have $10,000 worth of basically unused video equipment collecting dust next to his doll collection, if he were serious about getting on the ballot, shouldn't he just sell off the camera, etc. and buy the signatures he needs?
     
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  9. Why bother with that when you have a long list of scapegoats to blame for your failures?

    Being in Congress would be an actual job. The only real job Brianna will have ever held. Claiming to run over and over again is a sweeter deal for her. She’ll continue to live off of Frank while doing nothing all day.
     
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  10. You've been around this thread way too long to have a thought like that, friend.
     
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  11. There's been a ton of replies to this, the 'list of bots' are pissed off and claiming to be American citizens that are complaining of being harassed just because they were retweeting political tweets. John is complaining that Twitter has become "unusable" for him because of this and is trying to get a personal army to fight the 'bots.'
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    Bitcoins Wu again.
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    Jphn vs. Banks and Oil, he thinks the United States should "aggressively sue" Exxon-Mobil and "use the damages to build coastal protective infrastructure and create jobs."
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    @LordKaT we're back in space again!
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  12. If we're going to go with Ito comparisons, I humbly present this:
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  13. Pretty sure it's too late now. There's only a month and change left to get the thing organised. Even if you paid someone, they'd need some time to get the effort together.

    In any case, does Wu really want to get on the ballot? I'm pretty sure you can't lie as much as Wu does without realising in your heart of hearts you're a fraud. There's nothing more likely to bring down Wu's tower of lies than properly becoming a public figure. I mean, I think she's fair game now what with being registered with the FEC and all, but if she were actually on the ballot then I'm certain Lynch's people wouldn't hesitate to drop a few choice words in to friendly journalists ears about what sort of person Wu is.
     
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  14. Wu would rather let his tech toys gather dust than sell off his status symbols he uses to signal how much of a "Godzilla of Tech" he thinks he is.
     
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    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

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  15. But what if the Russians and Chinese start throwing moon rocks at us?
    Who will protect us then, Wu?
    WHO WILL PROTECT US?!
     
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  16. 4 bitchy girls in seriously inappropriate clothing, if R60 is any guide to future history.
     
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    Norvic

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  17. This dumb bitch needs to stop talking about space. She knows less about space than she does game development.

    I just got back from work and need to be up in less than 6 hours so I'll have to hold off on commenting for now, but TL;DR "anti satellite" technology is literally just big fucking missiles launched into space and exploded near satellites, knocking them out of orbit.

    Nobody does this because everybody would do it back to you. Like nukes. Also, not as big of an issue since we moved to fiber for most everything, and the few remnants are either cheap TV, science, or military.

    1988 called and it wants its hysteria back, John.
     
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    LordKaT

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  18. "THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME"
    -Frank's post surgery dirty talk
     
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    Ghostse

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  19. John is a Grade A Dilettante. Perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. John is literally an expert in nothing.
     
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